She was stymied by pizza, but not by ice cream. She ordered vanilla for its sound. She reigned as Queen of the Isle of
. He had the patience of a splinter working its way to the surface and the business sense of a herd of cattle. She used her checkbook to prop up every minor purchase. He used cash for the benefit of its traceless disappearance.
In short, he was a bad magician and she the nervous assistant, a match manufactured in a damp swamp. Yet they set off enough sparks to produce me out of a hat, dazed by their applause. Technically, I cant remember that far back, but I can make up a few things, given the lack of memory and receipts.
MegaEverything
Generals gathered in their massesJust like witches at black massesEvil minds that plot destructionSorcerer of deaths construction War Pigs, Black Sabbath The kid with stringy, blond hair and torn Megadeth t-shirt plagiarized song lyrics in his poem.
Black Sabbath? I said. In my tiny gray office, he idly kicked the metal desk, not meeting my eyes.
But then, he never did. 1972, Michigan State Fairgrounds. Black Sabbath ripped through the sharp muffle of Paranoid on the distant stage while I guzzled malt liquor from quart bottles on a gloomy Saturday afternoon. Ozzy stalking onstage scared me in a familiar Detroit waylike a biker gang crashing a high school party. I shook it off. He said turning in the lyrics was a test but would go no further. He said turning in the lyrics was a test but would go no further.
Had I passed? Those lyrics, the only semi-coherent thing hed turned in all term. He couldve fooled me with Megadeth lyrics. Perhaps he had. We agreed that he should drop. He hesitated at the door like there might be one more thing. Sixteen.
My ears buzzed with dark-star feedback barking dogs, bloody teeth, fragments of a thorough ass-kicking. Ozzys wire-cutter rasp asked what happened when we died and where, exactly, was the soul? When a thunderstorm arced down on us, no one fled. We stood and took it. Poetry was all I had that wasnt toxic. I shouldve been easier on the kid. His name was Chris.
He slumped away, black boots clomping against the floor, and I never saw him again. The bitter mascara of the unrepentant and the flawed jewel of self-absorption. Ozzys damaged now, beyond coherence. He hadnt yet bitten the head off a bat when I saw him in 72. He only had to do it once.
I Dreamt I Wrote a Poem About Jazz
I wrote
Miles, Bird, Trane.
I Dreamt I Wrote a Poem About Jazz
I wrote
Miles, Bird, Trane.
I almost wrote Dizzy, then I started thinking about Dizzy Dean, the last 30-game winner in the N. L., 1934. Denny McLain went 31-6 for Detroit in 68. I was there when he won his 30th. Dizzy on hand to offer congratulations. Young Reggie Jackson already the straw that tainted the drinkhit two homers for the As that day.
What was he stirring? A martini? A time bomb? In 68, when the wind blew in off the river, Detroit still reeked wet smoke from the riots. Wed taken the bus downtown for ladies/retirees day 50 cents for kids under 12, so we scrunched down with our shit-eating grins for the ticket seller behind bars who didnt give a shit, just wanted bribes for the good seats. Somewhere in the city, Iggy Pop tried out lyrics to I Wanna Be Your Dog and somewhere Aretha cleared her throat and somewhere the MC5 turned it up another notch. After the game, we waited on the wrong side of the street for the bus home as the sun vamoosed, Billy Bowen clutching the two-ton ham he won in the lucky number scorebook drawing. Some young black men joined us, and Billy just handed over the ham because our pastor had been mugged outside the stadium last year, but one guy said Keep your damn ham, white boy! and we got on a bus that only took us further from home. Denny McLains in jail for the second timeraiding the pension fund of his own company.
Denny drank a case of Pepsi every day. He had one more good season, then spontaneously combusted. Like Detroit in 67. One match, and nobody to blow out the candle. When his brother Paul pitched a no-hitter in game two of a double-header back in the 30s, Dizzy said