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A Novel

by

M. Clifford

KINDLE EDITION

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The Book

Copyright 2010 by M. Clifford

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Paper Is Not A Crime

Words Are Not A Crime

Keep Freedom Alive

Do Not Lend This Book

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Also by M. Clifford

PROPAGANDA FROM THE DESK OF MARTIN TRUST

DIRECTOR OF HISTORIC HOMELAND

PRESERVATION AND RESTORATION

THE MUSE OF EDOUARD MANET

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For My Father

He was a sprinkler fitter

He was a simple man

To those few he loved more than himself,

He was a hero

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The one who tells the stories rules the world.

Hopi Indian proverb

Young readers, you whose hearts are open, whose understandings are not yet hardened, and whose feelings are neither exhausted nor encrusted with the world, take from me a better rule than any professors of criticism will teach you. Would you know whether the tendency of a book is good or evil, examine in what state of mind you lay it down. Has it distracted the sense of right and wrong which the Creator has implanted in the human soul? If so if you have felt that such were the effects it was intended to produce throw the book into the fire, whatever name it may bear on the cover.

Southey

It is sure to be dark if you close your eyes.

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DON'T READ THE BOOK

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Dont read The Book.

That phrase has followed me my entire life.

I was never trained to tell stories. Most people these days arent born in that percentile. Those who are write passive sonnets about duty, honor and glory to the government. Complacency that breeds. This tale, however, has never been told and you are risking your life by continuing. We, the people, have learned that while there is danger in the printed word, so is there power. In the days of our ancestors, it stirred us to revolution. Words were honored and protected. They were spiritual and rehabilitating. But that was before recycling sustained the world and asphyxiated our minds. For the sake of clarity, Ill save those details for another page.

If you are reading these words from a source other than a bound stack of printed paper, the following pages have been compromised. Including the sentences above, there are a total of 97,544 words in this story. You need to brand this number to your mind. If you reach the end of this book and the number is incorrect, the following pages have been compromised. Remember a single word can change the world. You must always keep track of the word count so it wont happen again.

Before we begin, I would like to offer you a guarantee. This will be difficult and you will come to a point between paragraphs where you must choose one of two diverging roads either continue and learn the truth or stop flipping the paper pages, suppress what you have read and tell Robert Frost that all the difference can go suck a grenade. Forgive the disjunction and my insensitive language, but I need your undivided attention so it wont happen again. So the people we love most wont die because we tried to fix things too quickly. If we have learned anything from the Editors, it is to be patient. Subtlety is the greatest weapon. Combined with truth, it is an unstoppable force. For that very reason, you are still holding this book. You want to learn the truth. To read the truth, unedited. Ex Libris. If you are willing to be patient, Ill need to start from the beginning. Our beginning, at least. That way, despite how desperate things still are, youll be able to appreciate how far weve come and how bad it was, once upon a time.

I knew him. I am one of the few people, few fortunate people, who can say that. In fact, I loved him before any of this began. When he was a simple-minded journeyman. When he wasnt hated by every single person in the world. No one knew him like I did. If they had, they wouldnt have believed what they were told to believe. I tried to change their minds after he was gone, but people assumed I was disillusioned. Even those who should have known better. But I believed him. I knew he was telling the truth. Even before he told me, I knew that he had discovered something none of us lemmings knew. On that day, in that windowless Chicago bar, the truth of our deception was exposed. Before he knew it, our emancipation rested in his hands.

Hed say it was the best of times. Holden always did because he loved quoting Dickens. It was the best of times. Of course, by the end of the day it would feel like the opposite, but it was Friday and he was riding the elevated train home from work.

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His fingernails were dirty. Of course they were.

He closed his Book and glared down at the notice that slithered across the screen, sealed into the black, leather binding. The words faded away and came back, breathing: Update in Progress . With an irritated huff, Holden Clifford glanced up from his seat to watch as everyone on the train closed their Books to search for something beyond the foggy windows. Something in the distortion of rain that could occupy their minds for the next two, exasperating minutes. For Holden, it was his fingernails.

His hands were generally caked in filth throughout the day. Why clean the grease and pipe dope when it would only resurface after lunch? A pant leg ordinarily did the trick until five oclock, when he could expect the long train ride home. Holden would glide to the sink, tailored in grubby jeans and a torn flannel shirt, and scrub his arms like a cardiologist before surgery. The other sprinkler fitters were used to his ritualistic insanity, but they still poked a joke now and again. Not many water monkeys read novels. Especially pre-digital novels. If sprinkler fitters even used The Book for anything beyond studying blueprints, it was for the sports column. What frustrated Holden, as he took the nail file from his shirt pocket to scrape the grime from his forefinger, was that he even noticed his hands at all. He should have been lost in the final chapters of Edwin Drood , seeking to understand the lurking mystery. This was the third time in two days the Editors of The Book had interrupted him, and everyone else in the world, with another futile update. Of course, he couldnt complain. The Book was the most significant device to come out of his grandfathers selfish, unwilling generation. He really couldnt complain.