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I KICKING OFF
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The Mayor of London bans football, 1314
The First Law of Association Football, 1863
The Scotsman on the first official England v. Scotland match, 1872
The Pall Mall Gazette on the 1883 Cup final
Herbert Kilpin marks the tenth anniversary of AC Milan, 1909
The last words of Private William Jonas, July 1916
II EARLY DOORS
192358
Terry Hickey on the White Horse final, 1923
Advertisement in The Athletic News , 1925
J. B. Priestley, 1934
Advertisement for FC Flakelf v. FC Start, Kiev, 1942
Albert Camus, 1948
The Daily Express on Tom Finney, 1949
Headline in O Mundo before the 1950 World Cup final
Joe Smith on Stan Matthews, 1953
Geoffrey Green on Billy Wright, 1953
Herbert Zimmermann on the 1954 World Cup final
Harold Hardman on the Munich disaster, 1958
Luiz Mendes on Brazils Garrincha at the 1958 World Cup
Nat Lofthouse, 1950s
III INTO THE FIRST HALF
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A reporter quizzes Denis Law, 1961
Len Shackleton, 1964
Kenneth Wolstenholme on the 1966 World Cup final
Celtic manager Jock Stein on the 1967 European Cup final
Bill Shankly, 1968
George Best, 1969
Jock Stein on Bobby Moore, 1969
Hugh McIlvanney on the 1970 FA Cup final
Hunter Davies, 1972
Brian Clough on Polands Jan Tomaszewski, 1973
Pel, 1974
Brian Clough, Elland Road, July 1974
Bob Paisley after the 1977 European Cup final in Rome
Scotland manager Ally MacLeod, 1978
New York Cosmos executive on Franz Beckenbauer, 1979
Bjrge Lillelien on Englands defeat by Norway, Oslo, 1981
Bill Buford, 1984
Tommy Docherty, 1985
Lquipe on the Heysel disaster, 30 May 1985
Diego Maradona, 1986
Ken Bolam, 1987
John Motson on the 1988 FA Cup final
Dutch banner at the European Championship semi-final v West Germany, 1988
Ian Rush, 1988
Brian Moore on Arsenal v. Liverpool, 26 May 1989
Banner unfurled at Old Trafford, December 1989
IV AFTER THE INTERVAL
199099
Gary Lineker after Englands 1990 World Cup semi-final defeat by West Germany
BSkyB advertising slogan for the new Premier League, 1992
Alan Sugar, 1993
Headline in The Sun after Graham Taylor resigned as England manager, 1993
Diego Maradona, 1994
Ryan Giggs, 1994
Eric Cantona, 1995
Neil Warnock, 1995
Alan Hansen, 1995.
Tommy Burns, 1995
Kevin Keegan, 1996
Adidas spokesman on Paul Gascoigne, 1996
Barbara Southgate, 1996
Evening Standard , 1996
Ray Parlour, 1998
Emmanuel Petit, 1998
Celtic fans chant, 1999
John Gregory on Stan Collymore, 1999
V THE SECOND HALF UNFOLDS
19992012
Alex Ferguson on the 1999 European Cup final
Scottish Sun headline, February 2000
George Reynolds, 2000
Roy Keane, 2000
National Criminal Intelligence Service report, March 2001
Attitude magazine on David Beckham, 2002
Roy Keane on Mick McCarthy, 2002
Gareth Southgate on Sven-G ran Eriksson, 2002
El Hadji Diouf, 2002
Ian Holloway, 2003
Ron Atkinson, 2004
Jos Mourinho, 2004
Delia Smith, 2005
Jamie Carragher, 2005
Zinedine Zidane on Marco Materazzi after the 2006 World Cup final
Joey Barton, 2006
Tim Lovejoy questions Peter Crouch, 2007
Zlatan Ibrahimovi on the art of dummying, 2008
Banner waved at Goodison Park during a Merseyside derby, 2008
Joe Kinnear, 2008
Harry Redknapp, 2008
Dave Woods of Channel 5, 2008
Ellie Penfold, fiance of Jermaine Jenas, 2009
Terry Eagleton, 2011
Richard Keys on Sky TV, 2011
Gary Neville on the Chelsea Barcelona Champions League semi-final, 2012
Martin Tyler on Agero's Premier League-winning goal, May 2012.
VI EXTRA TIME AND PENALTIES
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Banner unveiled at Old Trafford, August 2013
Keith Gillespie on his gambling habit, 2013
Sir Alex Ferguson on Roy Keane, 2013
Jack Wilshere, 2013
Jrgen Klopp, 2013
Nicolas Anelka, 2013
Jos Mourinho on Arsne Wenger, 2014
Mohamed Al-Fayed on the removal of his Michael Jackson statue, 2014
Daily Mail headline after Luis Surez bit Italys Giorgio Chellini, 2014
Slogan painted on the Brazil team bus before the 2014 World Cup semi-final
Alan Hansen was lost for words. It was the evening of 8 July 2014 and the whistle for half-time had just sounded in the World Cup semi-final between Brazil and Germany when a BBC camera panned onto the face of the corporations leading football pundit. It revealed a brow creased in perplexity. What he had just seen had rendered Hansen flummoxed, flabbergasted, floundering. A man who had developed a sizeable reputation for the rigour of his analysis and the speed of his verbal dissection of footballs defensive arts was temporarily rendered mute by the shambles he had just witnessed.
What made his reaction all the more astonishing was that this was the Brazilian football team he was reporting on. Custodians of the most vaunted international tradition in sporting history, these were the representatives of a nation which had won the World Cup on no fewer than five previous occasions, the five stars atop the crest on their chest testament to the glories achieved by former national sides. And here they were, in the space of just ten first-half minutes, conceding four goals to a rampant Germany. By half-time they were trailing 50 in the semi-final of their own World Cup in front of their own supporters. A competition many thought they were predestined to win was rapidly turning to dust.
But it wasnt the manner of German superiority that momentarily muted Hansen. Joachim Lows team was good very good and would rightly ultimately triumph in the competition, the first European side to lift the World Cup in the Americas. But they were not sufficiently stellar to stop the eloquent Scotsman in his chat-tracks. Besides, excellence generally encourages words, rather than preventing them from emerging. It was the Brazilian haplessness that he found so hard to explain. How had a side that had been ruthless in its demolition of Chile and Colombia in the earlier knock-out rounds apparently transformed into jelly at the point where it really mattered? How had players at the very pinnacle of their profession, who had sung the national anthem before kick-off with a passion rarely before demonstrated on a football pitch, played with such a spineless lack of resolve, resembling in their organisation a particularly shambolic Sunday morning gathering of under-nines? This was embarrassing. This was enough to tie even the most eloquent tongue.
When Hansen finally composed himself and in truth his silence was but a fleeting thing he did not hold back. His assessment was as withering as it was heartfelt. In forty years in the game I have never seen anything like it, he announced.
Looking back on that excruciating 71 defeat in Belo Horizonte, a night on which as the German goals flew in the mood among the watching Brazilians switched from open-mouthed astonishment through anger and humiliation to a kind of self-mocking laughter, it is hard to better Hansens response. The teams capitulation really was extraordinary, a landmark moment in the games history, a unique instance of incompetence. His words succinctly encapsulated its significance.
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