Mira Grant - Deadline (Newsflesh #2)

www.orbitbooks.net

I am honored to dedicate this book to Brooke Amber Lunderville and Rae Hanson.

The Rising would have been very different without them.

Sometimes you need lies to stay alive.

S HAUN M ASON

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity. If we give that away, we may as well stop fighting, because losing that battle is what loses the war. Theres nothing worth that.

G EORGIA M ASON

I got another interview request yesterday from some brand-new baby blogger whos looking for a scoop and wants to know how Im coping. Thats apparently the only thing anyone thinks Im doing these days. Im coping. There are days when I feel like Im never going to be allowed to do anything else. Im going to walk through my life being Shaun Mason, the Dude Who Copes. Copes with a world filled with stupid people. Copes with a life that doesnt include the one person who ever really mattered. Copes with everyone asking him whether hes coping, when the answer should be totally obvious to anyone with a brain.

How am I coping? I miss George, and the goddamn world is still full of zombies, thats how. Everything else

Everything else is just details. And those dont really matter to me anymore.

From Adaptive Immunities, the blog of Shaun Mason, February 17, 2041

O ur story opens where countless stories have ended in the last twenty-seven years: with an idiotin this case, Rebecca Atherton, head of the After the End Times Irwins, winner of the Golden Steve-o Award for valor in the face of the undeaddeciding it would be a good idea to go out and poke a zombie with a stick to see what happens. Because, hey, theres always the chance that this time, maybe things will go differently. I know I always thought it would be different for me, back when I was the one doing the poking. George always told me I was an idiot, but I had faith.

Too bad George was right.

At least Becks was being smart about her stupidity and was using a crowbar to poke the zombie, which greatly improved her chances of survival. Shed managed to sink the clawed end under the zombies collarbone, which was really a pretty effective defensive measure. The zombie would eventually realize that it couldnt move forward. When that happened, it would pull away, either yanking the crowbar out of her hands or dislocating its own collarbone, and then it would try coming at her from another angle. Given the intelligence of your average zombie, I figured she had about an hour before she really needed to be concerned. Plenty of time. It was a thrilling scene. Woman versus zombie, locked in a visceral conflict thats basically ground into our cultural DNA by this point. And I didnt give a damn.

The guy next to her looked a whole lot less sanguine about the situation, maybe because hed never been that close to a zombie before. The latest literature says were supposed to call them post-Kellis-Amberlee amplification manifestation syndrome humans, but fuck that. If they really wanted some fancy new term for zombie to catch on, they should have made it easy to shout at the top of your lungs, or at least made sure it formed a catchy acronym. Theyre zombies. Theyre brainless meat puppets controlled by a virus and driven by the endless need to spread their infection. All the fancy names in the world wont change that.

Anyway, Alaric Kwongthe dude trying not to toss his cookies all over Beckss dead friendhad never been a field-situation kind of a guy. He was a natural Newsie, one of those people who are most comfortable when theyre sitting somewhere far away from the action, talking about cause and motivation. Unfortunately for him, hed finally decided that he wanted to go after some bigger stories, and that meant he needed to test for his Class A journalism license. To get your Class A, you have to prove you can handle life in the field. Becks had been trying to help him for almost a week, and I was rapidly coming to think that it was hopeless. He was destined for a life of sitting around the office compiling reports from people who had the balls to pass their exams.

Youre being hard on him, Georgia chided.

Im being realistic, I muttered.

Shaun? Dave looked up from his screen, squinting as he turned in my direction. Did you say something?

Not a thing. I shook my head, reaching for my half-empty Coke. Five gets you ten he fails his practicals again.

No bet, said Dave. Hes gonna pass this time.

I raised an eyebrow. Why are you so sure?

Becks is out there with him. He wants to impress her.

Does he now? I returned my attention to the screen, more interested now. Think she likes him back? Itd explain why she keeps wearing skirts to the office

Maybe, said Dave, judiciously.

On the screen, Becks was trying to get Alaric to take the crowbar and have his own shot at holding off the zombie. No big deal, especially for someone as seasoned as Becks. At least, it wouldnt have been a big deal if there hadnt been six more infected lurching into view on the left-hand monitor. I flipped a switch to turn on the sound. Not a thing. They werent moaning.

the fuck? I murmured. Flipping another switch to turn on the two-way intercom, I said, Becks, check your perimeter.

What are you talking about? She turned to scan her surroundings, raising one hand to shield her eyes. Our perimeter is Catching sight of the infected lurching closer by the second, she froze, eyes going wide. Oh, fuck me.

Maybe later, I said, standing. Keep Alaric alive. Im heading out to assist with evac.

Empty promises, she muttered, barely audible. Alaric! Behind me, now!

I heard him swearing in surprise. The sharp report of Becks shooting their captive zombie followed immediately after. The more zombies you have in an area, the more intelligent they seem to get. If Becks and Alaric wanted to get out of there alive, they needed to reduce the number of infected as much as possible. I didnt see her make the shot; I was already heading for the door, grabbing my rifle from the rack as I passed it.

Dave half-stood, asking, Should I?

Negative. Stay here, get the equipment secured, and get ready to drive like hell.

Check, he said, scrambling from his seat toward the front of the van. I didnt really pay attention to that, either; I was busy kicking open the doors and stepping out into the blazing light of the afternoon.

When youre going to play with dead things, do it during the daylight. They dont see as well in bright light as humans do, and they dont hide as well when they dont have the shadows helping them. More important, the footage will be better. If youre gonna die, make sure you do it on camera.

The GPS tracker in my watch showed Becks and Alaric remaining in a stationary position roughly two miles away. Two miles is the federally mandated minimum distance between an intentional zombie encounter and a licensed traveling safe zone, such as our van. Not that the infected would avoid coming within two miles out of some sort of respect for the law; we just arent allowed to lure them any closer than that. I did some quick mental math. If theyd already attracted a group of six, and the infected werent moaning yet, that implied that we had enough zombies in the immediate vicinity to form a thinking mob. Not good.