Matthew J. Costello - Vacation

Dedicated to Brendan Deneen and Vince Mitchell, who simply wouldnt let this Vacation end Contents six weeks before 76th Precinct, Union Street, Brooklyn They gotta be fuckin kidding, Rodriguez said. Jack Murphy looked at his partner. Rodriguez was holding the latest in protection offered to the cops who did the precincts dirty work: a rigid Kevlar body shield that also covered the back and sides of the neck. As if Id ever let one of those animals get anywhere near my neck. Rodriguez grinned. How about something a bit stiffer and lower to protect the crown jewels? The night desk sergeant, Miller, walked into the locker room.

Rodriguez, you will wear it. You too, Murphy. Jack turned to the sergeant. Did I say I wouldnt? Im for all the protection I can get. Even if it makes you look like a fuckin turtle? Rodriguez asked. Once a stupid mick, always a stupid mick.

Jack waited until Miller left the room. Wear it, dont wear it. But Rodriguezdo you have to advertise to the world, to the damn desk sergeant, what youre going to do? Jack liked David Rodriguez as a partner. Plenty of experience, but with enough of a rebellious streak that he hadnt been able to get transferred from this precinct to someplace better. Though these days, where exactly was better? Did better even exist? So fire me. Im an honest cop.

Rodriguez slammed his locker shut and twirled the combination lock. Billy Thompson walked in. A rookie, barely weeks on the job, and looking as if he didnt know what the hell to do with his eyeballs. Hey, Jack said. Thompson nodded, then as if remembering to respond: Oh, hey. Rodriguez took a few steps closer as if smelling fresh meat.

Bad night last night, Billy boy? The rookie started working his locker. Yeah. Pretty bad. Wheres your fucking partner? Rodriguez looked over at Jack, probably loving that he had an audience for this. Which is why I should walk the hell out of here, Jack thought. As if things werent bad enough.

Hell be here, Thompson said. Just running late. Could be, amigo. Could be. But sometimes, you know, one bad night out there on the streets, rolling and strolling with the Can Heads, is enough. Rodriguez slapped the shaken rookie on his shoulder.

Not to worry, hm? Theres always some other young fool who wants to be part of whats left of New Yorks Finest. Jack gave Rodriguez a head tilt in the direction of the door out of the locker room. Hopefully giving his partner the message: give the fucking kid a break . Rodriguez hesitated, then followed Jack out. Just past the door, he laughed. I mean, cmon Jack.

What do you think these kids should hear? That the old days of the boys in blue are still here? To serve and protect. Only whats there to protect with the Can Heads ragingeach one looking to take a nice big Jack shook his head. I got it, Rodriguez. Okay? Ive been doing this as long as you have. Fair enough, compadre. Fair enough.

Lets hope for a nice quiet night and some leftover spaghetti, hm? Right. * * * Some nights it could be quiet. Some nights, Jack could sit at a desk, shuffle overdue reports, act busy, and there would be no calls. Of course, his partner remembered the days when two cops like them would take the patrol car out just to see what was happening. Catch a few petty dirtbags, get your arrest numbers up. It wasnt all that long ago, but by the time Jack joined, those days had ended.

Nobody went out if they didnt have to. Video had some of the precinct coveredat least the part deemed the Safe Zone, the area protected by twelve-foot-high fences and electrified razor ribbon. Thing was, those safe parts were growing smaller and smaller. In parts of the five boroughs they had disappeared completely, all the zones turned red. The number of fully-staffed precincts had been whittled down to a handful. Manhattan still maintained most of its precincts, though even there, Red Zones dotted lower Manhattan, and giant areas north of Central Park had been totally written off.

And the Bronx? The Yankees and everyone else human were long gone. It was work keeping the Can Heads out. And Jack told himselftried to convince himselfthat this was important work. As every politician never lost a chance to say, this is war. Us versus them. Those who tried to live normal human lives.

And then the others, the Can Heads. When the Great Drought hit, when water became like gold when the food riots touched every continent when sheer hunger made whole governments collapse, something else happened. Some switch got thrown. There were so many explanations, so many theories, and no agreement. No one knew what had happened. Had it been a secret experiment gone wrong, a secret superfood created, consumed, designed to end the plague of shortages? And if so, did that food actually carry a new virus that played with the genetic code and undo millions of years of evolution? And what did he think? Above my pay grade , Jack thought.

They just need people like me, and Rodriguez, and Thompson, to make sure the Can Heads stay away. And every day, every night, that got harder and harder. * * * His eyes had shut sometime in the middle of the night. Cops werent supposed to sleep; this wasnt like the Fire Department. They still maintained that code of on dutyto serve and protect. That meant awake.

Still, it was quiet and he had slept. The phone on his desk rang, shrill in the middle of the night. Cell service had largely disappeared save for the few satellites services and those that could afford them. Landlines had also grown increasingly undependablecables cut, telephone poles down. When lines in the supposedly safe areas got damaged, no team would go out to work on them, at least when it was dark. The desk phone gave out a sharp trilling noise.

He saw the time. 2:12 A.M. Christie. Hey, she said. Up late again? he said. Just checking on you.

Jack laughed. You know if I had a nice warm bed to sleep in, thats what Id be doing instead of Its so quiet here. Hate it when you do nights. Only a few more days. You should sleep. I would. Yes. Yes.

Jacks tone did little to take the edge off Christies voice. She worried. But more than that, she kept at him about their need to get away from this, to leave the city. The chats often turned into arguments. Their relationship another casualty of this new world. Get away? Another job? Go where? Do what ? Supposedly there were opportunities if you traveled deep enough into the country.

Factories where things still got made, plants where they struggled to process and stretch the thin food resources. Jack had resigned himself to this life. The money wasnt bad. Sooner or later, he might get posted to Manhattan, a desk job. Just had to hang the hell in there. But Christie didnt buy any of it.

Quiet tonight? she asked. So far. Fingers crossed. A longer pause this time. Okay. Be safe.

Always do the best I can. Now you A little laugh from his wife. Im going, Im going. She took a breath. Good night. Good night, Jack said, feeling terribly alone when the line went dead.

He hit the keyboard of the ancient computer on his desk, a true dinosaur, and began scrolling through the still-empty fields of information that had to be filled out. * * * An hour later. The screen in front of Jack had long turned into a sleepy blur as he lost the fight to keep his eyes open. A few minutes he had told himself. Everyone did it. As they waitedor hoped that the morning would come without anything happening.

But then the alarm began ringing. A door slammed. Jacks eyes opened. Instantly awake. He looked up at the precinct map on the station-house wall. One spot glowed bright red.

Rodriguez was already suited up. Breakthrough, Jackie. Red Hook. Same fuckin building as last week. Jack stood up, and started for the locker room with Rodriguez at his shoulder. Jack said. Yeah. Sorry man. Sorry man.