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Why Cant IUse A Smiley Face?

Roosh V

2013 by Roosh V

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TABLE OF CONTENTS


The Leaving

Petra told me I was the first guy to come inside her, Isaid.

Was she telling the truth? Dexter asked.

I believe so.

I didnt think she was lying because there were no slut warningsigns, not like the girl Dexter just smashed. She let him raw dog on the secondround and commented how she liked being tied up. The biggest sign, by far, waswhen she told Dexter, I dont usually do this.

She took it to the next level the following morning when hergirlfriend came for coffee to state how surprised she was that Dexter wasable to take his conquest home so soon. Sluts have a damage control routineafter banging a guy, not much different than a routine Id use to get them intobed. Nice girls dont have a routine because they think what they just did wasa one-in-a-million chance event, dictated by the stars. They hug you close andclose their eyes, savoring the moment.

Dexters girl, in her late twenties, hinted that she washaving trouble securing a long-term relationship. And so it goes, the gradualtransformation of another woman into a spinster. This isnt a complaint, sincemy dick has benefited from this degradation countless times, but I wonder ifsomething is lost when women start seeing men as no more than vessels forshort-term sexual pleasure.

For a man it takes about fifty or so notches before hisbrain is permanently affected by his sexual experiences. Sex becomes acommodity and his dealings with women become ruthless and manipulative. Theconcept of love becomes more mathematical than romantic.

Its harder to estimate when women begin to decline. I dontthink theres a university professor anywhere studying the cock number at whicha girls ability to find a lifelong companion becomes impossible. If there is,hell be immediately dismissed from the school once the study is released. Iestimate that it takes ten male partners for a woman to start realizing thatshe doesnt need a man. Any man who dates her after that will get half-assedrelationship efforts and increased entitlement. She knows how easy it is to getanother cock that, though maybe not as good as yours, will validate her nonetheless.

Petras body was thin, her long legs flexible and toned, andher complexion tan and smooth. She was nervous when we first had sex and didntmake much noise. It wasnt until the sixth or seventh time that she finally gotinto it. Her pussy became so responsive that foreplay was no longer needed.

On the fourth date, she said, I missed you when we greetedeach other in the main square. She was on her period. Thats when she let meblast inside her. At twenty-six, I figure she has been with seven guys.

She came over the night before I was to return to Washington DC. After a couple hours of food and sex, I walked her to my doorway. Ihovered above my body, looking down as she got teary-eyed. I saw myself tryingto conjure up some type of emotion to make it seem as if I was sad. For asecond, I considered thinking of my parents dying so that my goodbye would seemmore sincere. Its during these goodbyes, when Im unable to feel, that Iquestion what the game has done to me. I really did like Petra, but Europeswomb seems to produce an unlimited supply of her. You lose one and therequickly comes another.


The Arrival

My mom jumped up from her seat in the arrival hall at theairport and rushed to greet me. A couple weeks before, she told me on thephone, not so cheerfully, If I knew you were going to leave, I would have hadmore sons.

I gave her a big hug and she yelled, My babys back!

She appeared to have shrunk slightly. My sister was next toget a hug, and after that was a continuation of the conversation we had thenight before, and every Sunday before that.

The story wasnt much different at my dads house. Big hugswith Dad, my two younger brothers, and my stepmom. We sat at the kitchen table,talked for an hour, and then went to bed. The next morning I resumed a routineId done in his house hundreds of times before: eat breakfast on the livingroom table while skimming through The Washington Post, the paper copythat my dad still receives.

The anticipation of coming back from a long trip is moreexciting than the reality. Im always tempted to think I missed so much that itwill require weeks of catching up and that Ill need to concentrate hardmaybeeven meditateto soak in all the changes. But besides an old bar closing, a newbuilding going up, or a friend banging some new broad, the changes are alwaysinsignificant.

Whats most disheartening is the line my friends and familyparrot to me: You havent missed anything. Every time I think, There hasto be something I missed, some surreal event or legendary night out, but no, Ihavent missed anything.

When you dont see someone for nearly two years, it onlytakes two minutes to feel like you never left them. Its almost disappointinghow anticlimactic returns can be. I want it to be exciting. I want tofeel like the world has changed. But the world hasnt changed. Your family andfriends continue to live the same life as before you left, while youve donethings they couldnt possibly understand. The saddest part is that the changeyou go through while living abroad puts you even farther apart from those youcare about most. Its harder to identify with them, their stability, and theirreluctance to dive into the life you love.


The First Night

My first night out was a Friday. My friend Virgle Kent toldme to meet him at a new place on U Street. I got there early and ordered ascotch. Coming back after so long, I was expecting women to be even fatter thanbefore, but things didnt seem to have gotten worse. I saw a group of six girlscelebrating a birthday and taking pictures. They werent unattractive, but madeno attempt to make eye contact with anyone. Each girl wanted pictures on herphone so they struck the same pose for multiple cameras. Their teeth werewhiter than anything I had seen in Europe.

On my right was another groupthree girls and one guy. Thegirls were deep in a conversation that I could hear perfectly. They weretalking about a weekend trip, the things that happened, who attended, and theproblems that came about from one girl liking a guy. They went on about themost minor of details, as if to fill in space. If I told a story like them, Idright now be describing all the patrons of the bar, what they were wearing,their height, their eyebrow thickness, their body shapes, and their favoritebeverage.

Sitting on my left were two girls who were finishing a meal.I could hear them perfectly, too. One said, Last night we went to so-and-sorestaurant and it was awful! It was like eating in a dungeon! It was,like, so depressing! Im sure it was.

Earlier in the day while on the bus, a girl sat next to meand had a phone conversation about how she had broken her nail and how much itsucked. At the coffee shop a barista was loudly recapping a night out, to thepoint where I perfectly understood her sexual tastes and flirting style. Thoughshe was unattractive, the optimum game to fuck her couldnt help but enter myhead.

Americans want you to know they exist and are a uniquesnowflake, with something special going on in their lives. They get happinessby impressing strangers, while Europeans tend to avoid strangers. At the sametime, Americans block out their environment with earbuds. If theyre talking,they want everyone to hear it, but if theyre not, they dont want to hear you.

I talked to Virgle regularly on the phone while I was in Europe, so there was nothing to catch up on when he came in with another friend. We went upto the roof and were greeted by a big crowd. At first glance, it didnt seem sobadthe scene was lively and everyone appeared to be having a good time. Ishowed Virgle pictures on my phone of some European girls I had fucked. I said,Im much more calm now. I feel like a gentle lamb, with none of the rage I hadbefore I left. European girls changed me for the better.

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