Bexy McFly - Cats Are the Worst
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Cats Are the Worst is a hilarious call-and-response book about the biggest grievances of humans and cats living their lives together.
For every complaint humans have about their feline friends (knocked over glasses!), cats have one about their humans (unprovoked vacuuming!).
Whether its shredded furniture or messy litter boxes or fur on everything, there are times when every cat owner wants to shout, Cats are the worst! This playful book shows what it looks like if cats could shout back, No, humans are the worst!
Each lively exchange is as funny as it is familiar
Filled with watercolor illustrations that perfectly capture every moment of cat-titude
Book cover is cleverly designed to look as though its been clawed by your feline friend
From over-shedding to under-petting and everything in between, Cats Are the Worst is a relatable laugh for anyone who might agree that cats are the worstbut also, maybe, a little bit the best.
A funny gift book for cat lovers of all stripes, as well as anyone who has experienced the highs and lows of living with cats from Bexy McFly, the creator of the best-selling feline publication Pussweek
Perfect for those who enjoyed Simons Cat by Simon Tofield, Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty) by Jeremy Greenberg, and I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats by Francesco Marciuliano
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For our cats: Griffin, Davos, Thessaly, Ollie, and Trimthey know what they did. Text copyright 2019 by Bexy McFly.
Illustrations copyright 2019 by Megan Lynn Kott.
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. ISBN: 978-1-4521-7900-1 (epub, mobi) Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data available. ISBN: 978-1-4521-7889-9 (hardcover) Design by Maggie Edelman.
Cat font designed by Bexy McFly. 
This coat is dry-clean only! 
Cats have knives for hands and never stop scratching things! 
Cats are impossible to train. This coat is dry-clean only! Cats have knives for hands and never stop scratching things! Cats are impossible to train.
They dont obey when you command them to do things. 
Cats never use the expensive beds or toys you buy them. 
Cats watch you while you shower.
Its unnerving and weird! 
Cat food smells so bad, and their breath always stinks after dinner. 
After using the litter box, cats sit directly on your bed to clean themselves. 
Cats are unfriendly. 
Cats walk all over your computer when youre trying to type. Cats walk all over your computer when youre trying to type.
Last week in an email, I told my boss to go #$%^&@hjk;hiop*&sazcgf;!! 
Cats strike inappropriate poses within view of every work conference call! 
A cats fur will always end up in your food. 
Cats bring home dismembered rats, birds, and lizards, and expect you to be proud of them! 
Cats get in your suitcase any time youre packing for a trip. They shed, mess up your clothes, and sometimes they even use it as a litter box! 
Cats are always grooming, acting all clean and tidy, but have you ever smelled what they leave in the litter box? 
You adopt a cat thinking it will be all cuddles and love, and then you spend all your time cleaning up after them! 
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