CONTENTS
FUNERAL VOICES
W hen the doorbell rings at three in the morning, its never good news.
Alex Rider was woken by the first chime. His eyes flickered open but for a moment he stayed completely still in his bed, lying on his back with his head resting on the pillow. He heard a bedroom door open and a creak of wood as somebody went downstairs. The bell rang a second time and he looked at the alarm clock glowing beside him. 3.02 a.m. There was a rattle as someone slid the security chain off the front door.
He rolled out of bed and walked over to the open window, his bare feet pressing down the carpet pile. The moonlight spilled on to his chest and shoulders. Alex was fourteen, already well-built, with the body of an athlete. His hair, cut short apart from two thick strands hanging over his forehead, was fair. His eyes were brown and serious. For a moment he stood silently, half-hidden in the shadow, looking out. There was a police car parked outside. From his second-floor window Alex could see the black ID number on the roof and the caps of the two men who were standing in front of the door. The porch light went on and, at the same time, the door opened.
Mrs Rider?
No. Im the housekeeper. What is it? Whats happened?
This is the home of Mr Ian Rider?
Yes.
I wonder if we could come in
And Alex already knew. He knew from the way the police stood there, awkward and unhappy. But he also knew from the tone of their voices. Funeral voices that was how he would describe them later. The sort of voices people use when they come to tell you that someone close to you has died.
He went to his door and opened it. He could hear the two policemen talking down in the hall, but only some of the words reached him.
a car accident called the ambulance intensive care nothing anyone could do so sorry.
It was only hours later, sitting in the kitchen, watching as the grey light of morning bled slowly through the west London streets, that Alex could try to make sense of what had happened. His uncle Ian Rider was dead. Driving home, his car had been hit by a lorry at Old Street roundabout and he had been killed almost instantly. He hadnt been wearing a seat-belt, the police said. Otherwise, he might have had a chance.
Alex thought of the man who had been his only relation for as long as he could remember. He had never known his own parents. They had died in an accident, that one a plane crash, a few weeks after he had been born. He had been brought up by his fathers brother (never uncle Ian Rider had hated that word) and had spent most of his fourteen years in the same terraced house in Chelsea, London, between the Kings Road and the river. But it was only now Alex realized just how little he knew about the man.
A banker. People said Alex looked quite like him. Ian Rider was always travelling. A quiet, private man who liked good wine, classical music and books. Who didnt seem to have any girlfriends in fact he didnt have any friends at all. He had kept himself fit, had never smoked and had dressed expensively. But that wasnt enough. That wasnt a picture of a life. It was only a thumbnail sketch.
Are you all right, Alex? A young woman had come into the room. She was in her late twenties, with a sprawl of red hair and a round, boyish face. Jack Starbright was American. She had come to London as a student seven years ago, rented a room in the house in return for light housework and baby-sitting duties and had stayed on to become housekeeper and one of Alexs closest friends. Sometimes he wondered what the Jack was short for. Jackie? Jacqueline? Neither of them suited her and although he had once asked, she had never said.
Alex nodded. What do you think will happen? he asked.
What do you mean?
To the house. To me. To you.
I dont know. She shrugged. I guess Ian will have made a will. Hell have left instructions.
Maybe we should look in his office.
Yes. But not today, Alex. Lets take it one step at a time.
Ians office was a room running the full length of the house, high up at the top. It was the only room that was always locked Alex had only been in there three or four times, never on his own. When he was younger, he had fantasized that there might be something strange up there; a time machine or a UFO. But it was only an office with a desk, a couple of filing cabinets, shelves full of papers and books. Bank stuff thats what Ian said. Even so, Alex wanted to go up there now. Because it had never been allowed.
The police said he wasnt wearing his seat-belt. Alex turned to look at Jack.
She nodded. Yes. Thats what they said.
Doesnt that seem strange to you? You know how careful he was. He always wore his seat-belt. He wouldnt even drive me round the corner without making me put mine on.
Jack thought for a moment, then shrugged. Yeah, its strange, she said. But that must have been the way it was. Why would the police have lied?
The day dragged on. Alex hadnt gone to school even though, secretly, he had wanted to. He would have preferred to escape back into normal life the clang of the bell, the crowds of familiar faces instead of sitting there, trapped inside the house. But he had to be there for the visitors who came throughout the morning and the rest of the afternoon.
There were five of them. A solicitor who knew nothing about a will, but seemed to have been charged with organizing the funeral. A funeral director who had been recommended by the solicitor. A vicar tall, elderly who seemed disappointed that Alex didnt look more upset. A neighbour from across the road how did she even know that anyone had died? And finally a man from the bank.
All of us at the Royal & General are deeply shocked, he said. He was in his thirties, wearing a polyester suit with a Marks & Spencer tie. He had the sort of face you forgot even while you were looking at it, and had introduced himself as Crawley, from Personnel. But if theres anything we can do
What will happen? Alex asked for the second time that day.
You dont have to worry, Crawley said. The bank will take care of everything. Thats my job. You leave everything to me.
The day passed. Alex killed a couple of hours in the evening playing his Nintendo 64 and then felt vaguely guilty when Jack caught him at it. But what else was he to do? Later on she took him to a Burger King. He was glad to get out of the house, but the two of them barely spoke. Alex assumed Jack would have to go back to America. She certainly couldnt stay in London for ever. So who would look after him? By law, he was still too young to look after himself. His whole future looked so uncertain that he preferred not to talk about it. He preferred not to talk at all.
And then the day of the funeral arrived and Alex found himself dressed in a dark jacket, preparing to leave in a black car that had come from nowhere, surrounded by people he had never met. Ian Rider was buried in the Brompton Cemetery on the Fulham Road, just in the shadow of Chelsea football ground, and Alex knew where he would have preferred to be on that Wednesday afternoon. About thirty people had turned up but he hardly recognized any of them. A grave had been dug close to the lane that ran the length of the cemetery and as the service began, a black Rolls-Royce drew up, the back door opened and a man got out. Alex watched him as he walked forward and stopped. Overhead, a plane coming in to land at Heathrow momentarily blotted out the sun. Alex shivered. There was something about the new arrival that made his skin crawl.
And yet the man was ordinary to look at. Grey suit, grey hair, grey lips and grey eyes. His face was expressionless, the eyes behind the square, gunmetal spectacles completely empty. Perhaps that was what disturbed Alex. Whoever this man was, he seemed to have less life than anyone in the cemetery. Above or below ground.