Karin Slaughter - Thorn in My Side (Kindle Single)

THORN IN MY SIDE

KARIN SLAUGHTER

THORN IN MY SIDE

The characters and events portrayed in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

Text copyright 2011 Karin Slaughter

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Published by Thomas & Mercer

ISBN: 978-1-61218-731-0

CONTENTS

CHAPTER ONE

I chewed back the nasty taste in my mouth as ABBA filled the air. For the last two hours, the chest-thumping bass of Britney Spears and Beyonc club mixes had been just shy of tolerable, but the brash introduction of the Swedish supergroup was a bridge too far. Dancing Queen spun into my good ear like cotton candy at the state fair. Sticky. Sweet. Conjuring the animalistic desire to defecate in public just to stop the insanity.

Kirk was obliviousmoving to the beat, arm occasionally extending into the air in what was clearly a John Travolta move. I have to admit that my brother is an amazing dancer. Somehow, he manages to become one with the music, so that you start to wonder if hes plugged into a separate jack on the back of the DJs table. The way he takes over a song and makes it his own pales in comparison to the look of unadulterated bliss on his face when hes under the mirrored lights. You can tell he loves what hes doing. Not many people can say that about anythingtheir jobs, their families, their lives. But Kirk loves dancing. And people love watching him. And he loves being watched.

Over the last fifteen years, Kirk has graced every nightclub in Atlanta with his dance moves. No matter how many times people see him, its always the same. They stop. They stare. Their lips part in surprise. Hes not just the center of attention. Hes the eye of the needle. Even tonight, within seconds of entering the Pink Pony, hed managed to take over the floor, hips gyrating, foot moving in double time. Women smiled openly, clapping their hands with delight. Men stared in wonder. And then came the inevitable glances at me: Puzzlement. Pity. Disgust.

Such was the curse of being a twin: the younger brother, the less dominant brother, the brother whose hairline receded earliest and whose neck most resembled something a farmers ax would bisect any Thanksgiving morn, was always the odd man out. At thirty-eight years old, Ive come to accept this as my lot in life. Kirk has always been the exciting one. The energetic one. The funny one. The one all the girls wanted to be with. Even as the grating harmonies of Fernando filled the smoky nightclub, moving everyone to their feet, I could only stand there with my hand in my pocket, head down, the occasional twitch of my shoulder the only indication that I hadnt slipped into an irreversible coma.

Delicate fingers traced along the back of Kirks shoulder. I felt a shudder come ona weird tightening in my stomach and groin. I closed my eyes and tried not to hear anything but the beating of my own heart under the sacchariney sweet Swedes telling me that there was something in the air tonight. I had watched this scene play out so many times before that I could guess the conversation:

Woman: Lets get out of here.

Kirk: How much?

There was a little back and forth negotiationKirk never paid retailand then I felt a tug like a kickball attached to a tether. Here we go around the pole again. Kirk headed toward the rear exit, pushing past anyone who got in his way. I didnt have a choice. I followed him.

The air slapped my face with a cold hand. I checked out Kirk. The change had come on as quickly as the drop in temperature. Gone was the beatific smile from the dance floor. His jaw was set. His eyes had narrowed into their more natural beadiness. This was the Kirk that only a handful of people had ever seen. It was the Kirk I knew all too well.

I tried, We should

This way. He nodded his head toward our Chrysler Town and Country. The minivan was top-of-the-line. Metallic silver paint. Chrome running boards. Leather seating. Full entertainment system in the back.

Kirk beeped the key fob, and the side door slid open. Suddenly, the woman seemed to lose her nerve.

Whats the holdup? Kirk snapped, no longer the charming pseudo-Travolta of the Pink Pony.

The woman swallowed. Dont you want to know my name?

Kirk opened his mouth to tell her that, no, he didnt give a shit, but I spoke first. Im Wayne. This is my brother, Kirk. I fumbled nervously for words. Of course, I guess you already know that were brothers.

Her eyes darted back and forth between us. Her pupils were blown wide as saucers. She was either stoned out of her mind or had recently suffered a stroke. Maybe it was both. In the bright xenon lights of the parking lot, I could see she wasnt as young or attractive as the disco lighting would lead one to believe. The black slinky dress looked worn and ill-fitting. A Pep Le Pew part in her hair showed she was a couple of weeks late for her dye job. Her skinny arms were more like sticks. Sticks with scabs. I glanced at Kirk. Shed obviously been on the needle at some point. Of course, you didnt often find a drug-free lady who was willing to go to a strangers car outside a run-down club.

Lets go. Kirk got into the van. I nearly whacked my head on the roof as I followed. He was moving fast, anxious to get this over with. He pulled the latch and swiveled the club seat around to face the woman. She hadnt moved except to start nervously rubbing her arms. Kirk pulled out his wallet and counted out two twenties and a five. Are we doing this or not?

She glanced inside the van as if she expected to find plastic and duct tape.

Finally, she looked at me. Its extra if he watches.

He wont watch. Kirk gave me a sideways glance. Beat it, kiddo.

I took the headphones out of the console and plugged in the jack to the entertainment system. Kirk waved the money in the air. He didnt even bother to fan the bills. They were limp and moist from being in his pocket. They lolled over the back of his hand like a Labradors tongue.

He said, Lets go, sweetheart. Either you want the money or not.

She looked back and forth between us, weighing the dangers, the odds. Common sense lost out to the lure of cash. The girl climbed up into the van. She stood in the open doorway staring at us both. This is some freaky shit.

Lets just get on with it. Kirk waited for her to take another step inside, and then he key-fobbed the van door closed.

The interior lights faded to a soft glow. Wed paid extra to have mood lighting installed, which Id thought was for ambience, but Kirk had wanted it because it made the women he picked up look much less pitiful and grotesque. At least this one was thin. The big girls made it impossible for all three of us to safely maneuver around. Id nearly gotten a concussion three weeks ago from slamming my head into the roof of the car.

Kirk fumbled with his buttons, saying, Ground rules. No saying my name

Oh. She blinked a few times. I dont remember your name.

I told her, Im Wayne, and this is

Kirk punched me in the shoulder. Shut up. He went back to the buttons. Just keep to my side, he instructed. Only kiss me. Only look at me. And dont touch the asshole.

She balked. Jesus, hes right there. He can still hear you.

No, Kirk said. I mean it literally. Dont touch the asshole. Thats his.

His?

The asshole, the left ball, left nipple. Anything on the left side. Dont touch it.

What about Her throat worked like an anaconda swallowing a Chevelle. You know. What about

I felt Kirks chest rise and fall with visible irritation. Theres only one dick, sweetheart. Believe me, hed never get laid if there were two.