Al Roker - The Talk Show Murders: A Billy Blessing Novel
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The Talk Show Murders is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the authors imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Copyright 2011 by Al Roker Entertainment
All rights reserved.
Published in the United States by Delacorte Press, an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., New York.
D ELACORTE P RESS is a registered trademark of Random House, Inc., and the colophon is a trademark of Random House, Inc.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Roker, Al
The talk show murders : a Billy Blessing novel / Al Roker and Dick Lochte.
p. cm.
eISBN: 978-0-345-52930-5
1. Blessing, Billy (Fictitious character)Fiction. 2. Television personalities
Fiction. 3. Celebrity chefsFiction. 4. Ex-convictsFiction.
5. ExtortionFiction. 6. MurderFiction. I. Lochte, Dick. II. Title.
PS3618.O537T35 2011
813.6dc23 2011028264
www.bantamdell.com
Jacket design: Carlos Beltran
Jacket art: Ben Perini
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At roughly six-thirty on a Thursday morning that dawned bright and clear, members of the Chicago Police Departments Homicide Division and Forensic Services were lured to the citys Oak Street Beach by a body that had been deposited on the sand by Lake Michigans ebbing tide. A drowning in the lake, accidental or otherwise, was not exactly remarkable. But this one was clearly unique, though that fact was not presented immediately to the public.
The CPD had dropped a cone of silence over the discovery. Even the hapless early-morning jogger whod nearly stumbled over the corpse was being forced to pursue his cardio perfection in seclusion somewhere off the grid.
Surprisingly, in this era of instant information, where members of the media are as persistent as they are plentiful, the news blackout lasted for nearly thirty hours. It was broken by a gray-haired, ill-tempered former cop named Edward Pat Patton. Since his retirement, Patton had begun a second career with a blog, Windy City Blowdown, devoted primarily to outspoken and often outrageous political critiques, right-wing rants and, adding a much-needed patina of credibility to his efforts, an ex-lawmans insider take on the citys criminal activity.
Blowdowns popularity had led to Pattons frequent appearances on local talk shows and on a few network offerings, such as Midday with Gemma, where the eponymous hostess Gemma Bright had just welcomed him to share a periwinkle-blue couch with her previous guest, Carrie Sands, a young vibrantly blond actress who was starring in a new motion picture filming in the city.
When the applause of the primarily female audience began to subside, Patton plopped down on the couch. He leaned in close to the actress and whispered something in her ear that caused her smile to lose its perk. Then he turned his attention toward the shows hostess, adjusting his face in what he probably believed resembled a Gene HackmanPopeye Doyle half-grin. Okay, Gemma, Im here, he said in his familiar, gruff voice. So what dya wanna talk about today?
Oh, I think you know, Pat. Gemma Brights Australian accent was elaborate, slightly nasal, and made more distinctive by her odd habit of emphasizing words and syllables in a seemingly random fashion. This, combined with her fortysomething zaftig but stylish good looks, an extroverted personality, and an ability to convey what seemed like genuine interest, had positioned her as the second-most-popular television personality in the Second City. We want some dish on that mysterious body that washed ashore yesterdye.
Dish, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, babe, it aint all that appetizing.
Death rarely is, Gemma said.
Thats probably why all those health-conscious wimps kept jogging past the body without stopping, Patton said. Or could it be that they were just too caught up in their own petty little lives to wanna get involved?
Thats not fair, Carrie Sands chirped, evidently feeling he was talking about her people. When you jog you get in the zone and you block out a lot of whats happening around you.
That explains why most of you bubbleheads voted for our illustrious illegal-alien president. You were in the zone. Patton winked at the audience, which, surprisingly, rewarded him with scattered applause and laughter.
Holy shit, Billy, my assistant, Kiki Owens, said. Who is this trog?
You know as much about him as I do, I said, which was the truth at the time.
After the presidents release of his full, authenticated birth certificate, this guy must be the last idiot spewing the birther crap. On our network!
Oh that pesky First Amendment, I told her.
We were in the studio-six greenroom of Worldwide Broadcastings Chicago affiliate, WWBC, watching the midday show unfold while I awaited my turn on camera. We were sharing the space with a pale, undernourished-looking guy in his twenties. His black hair was bowl-cut in what may have been an homage to the late Moe Howard, may he rest in Three Stooges Heaven. His concave chest was wrapped in a black T-shirt emblazoned with the statement Down is the New Up in yellow letters. His faded black jeans had slipped low enough on his hips to show an inch or two of candy-striped boxers, which in its way complimented his oversized pink high-top canvas shoes.
Pattons a local celebrity, he said. A real asshole who treats his employees like dirt.
You work for him? I asked.
He frowned. Me? Im Larry Kelsto. Why would I work ? Im a comic, he stated, adding defensively, Ive been on a bunch of network shows. Last Comic Standing, Comedy Brew, Last Call with Carson Daly. Anyway, if you want to know about Pat Patton
He then went on to provide a Wikipedia-lite explanation of Pat Pattons semi-fame, concluding with, The guy never met anybody he didnt hate. Hes the opposite of Roy Rogers.
I think you mean Will Rogers, I said.
Who the hell is Will Rogers?
Roys father, I told him, dismayed that a comedian, even a young one, would have to ask that question.
Larry Kelsto was not really interested in any of the Rogerses, including, I assumed, Kenny or the late Mister. Lowering his voice, he said to Kiki, Youre an actress or a model, right?
Kiki stared at him. Shes an attractive, diminutive black woman who seems as fragile as an orchid, but, as I once witnessed, she can make a six-foot-four, 290-pound Russian Mafia enforcer break down and cry like a baby. Her best weapon is a British accent with which she can draw blood faster than a buck knife. Judging by the look she was giving Larry, she didnt seem to be into younger guys. Or maybe it was the candy-striped boxers. Or the shoes. Probably just Larry.
Stick to comedy, she said, and focused her attention on the monitor.
That didnt seem to improve her disposition. Im picking up a really toxic vibe from Mr. Patton. We should leave now, Billy.
Are you kidding? What business are we in, again? Show business. And whats the cardinal rule? The show must go on.
I can fill for you, the comedian said.
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