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Hard Sell copyright 2005 2010 by Jamie Reidy All rights reserved No part of - photo 1

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Hard Sell copyright 2005, 2010 by Jamie Reidy. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of reprints in the context of reviews.

Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC,
an Andrews McMeel Universal company
1130 Walnut Street, Kansas City, Missouri 64106

E-ISBN: 978-0-7407-8886-4

The Library of Congress has cataloged the hardcover edition with the title Hard Sell as follows:

Reidy, Jamie.
Hard sell : the evolution of a Viagra salesman / Jamie Reidy.
p. cm.
1. SellingDrugsPopular works. 2. SildenafilPopular works.
I. Title.

HF5439.D75R45 2005
381.456151dc22
[B]

2004046212

www.andrewsmcmeel.com

Lyrics to Goodnight Elisabeth 1996 EMR Blackwood Music Inc./Jones Falls Music (administered by BMI Blackwood Music Inc. BMI.) Lyrics reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.

The names of many individuals in this narrative have been changed in order to protect their privacy.

Viagra is a registered trademark of Pfizer Inc. which does not sponsor, nor is it affiliated with Andrews McMeel Universal.

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For my parents, Rich and Loretta
They gave me my sense of humor
and the confidence to believe that
people want to hear my stories.
You can blame them.

We couldnt all be cowboys,
So some of us are clowns

Goodnight Elisabeth
by Counting Crows

Contents
Acknowledgments

I D BE NOWHERE without the thick skins of my brother, Patrick, and sister, Anne-Marie. Thanks for not smothering me in my sleep.

In the summer of 1990, Joe Mileti wrote me a letter at basic training saying, Youll be a fine writer when your day comes, Jamie. He probably doesnt even remember that, but I never forgot it. Thanks for being the first, Papa Joe.

Egomaniacs sometimes need tough love to see the truth. To that point, I thank Shelley (Guilbault) Curry for giving me a well-deserved kick in the ass.

Thanks to screenwriter Ted Griffin for talking me out of another title and into Hard Sell.

After shamelessly taking advantage of their willingness to read this book multiple times, I am impossibly indebted to Maureen Lynch, Carol Quigley, and Steve Egan for their encouragement, keen eyes, and quick turnaround time. Hopefully all of you will still work for beer the next time around.

Thanks to Adam Duritz, for allowing me to use the Counting Crows quote that opens the book, and Nicole Duritz for talking her big brother into it.

Still dizzy from reading my publishing contract, I must thank Patrick Sweeney, a great attorney and an even better friend.

I got published without an agent. Really. I owe that to Ed Trifone, whose insistence on using his connections to get this book to Andrews McMeel made this acknowledgments section necessary. Eddie, we are ND.

Im eternally grateful to my editor, Chris Schillig, who saw something in an unsolicited manuscript someone dropped on her desk. Thanks for believing in me, Chris, and for making me look better than I really am.

Without my number one fans unflagging optimism and ceaseless editing efforts, I never could have reached this point. Mary Harder, M.D., part of this is yours.

Lastly, to the men and women I worked with at Pfizer (especially the Vipers, El Ninos, and Bricklayers), I thank you for the laughs, the lessons, and the stories. Good selling.

Prologue

T AKE THE FIRST PILL ONE HOUR BEFORE SEX! The urologists voice boomed from down the hall, loudly enough that Ialong with the twenty-five men jamming the waiting roomcould hear. I froze, mortified by the realization: Thats how Viagra is dosed!

At that point in my three-year pharmaceutical sales career, I had witnessed numerous violations of patient confidentiality. In spite of their best efforts to avoid doing so, doctors often dispensed advice in front of other patients. When discussing bronchitis or allergies, it wasnt that big a deal, but never before had I heard a physician inform everyone within earshot that, basically, This guy cant get it up! Viagra was really making people crazy.

And I should have seen the insanity coming. A phone call from my father two months earlier had provided all the evidence necessary.

Growing up in my parents home, conversations about sex were as common as visits from the Pope and about as comfortable. My dad had so looked forward to our birds and bees talk that my mom finally had to step in and explain things to me. Consequently, I was caught off guard when, during a phone conversation in mid-March 1998, just days before Viagra received FDA approval, he jokingly referred to having s-e-x.

In January of that year, I had been promoted, along with 119 other sales reps, into Pfizers new Urology Division, one created specifically to sell Viagra to the specialists who most often treated erectile dysfunction (ED). We had used the first two months of the year to begin establishing rapport with our new customersit might be awkward to meet a physician for the first time and immediately begin discussing blood flow to the penisand to sell the other three products in our divisions portfolio. The urologists didnt want to hear about our drugs to treat infected prostates or help men pee less often at night, though. All they wanted to know was when the wonder pill would be on the market. Referring to this, I told my father I was looking forward to the Viagra launch meeting.

I just know Pfizer stock is going to explode, he said optimistically. Sure, Dad. I nodded at the phone the way all sons do at some point when talking with their fathers. If Id have hung up right then, we might never have had the conversation. After a pause, Dad continued with the strange, forced chuckle I would become quite familiar with over the next few months. Well, ha-ha, Jamie, when you get some samples, how about you send the old man some? Ha-ha, ha-ha.

My father and I had had only one successful sex talk ever. On the night of my tenth Christmas, he and I sat downstairs after the last guest had departed. Over the humming of the dishwasher, we could hear my mother moving between rooms, clearing innumerable plates and glasses. My dad gazed around the room, nodding contentedly, his eyes glassy with Christmas cheer and a half-dozen whiskey sours. Just us guys enjoying a postholiday moment; Id never get a better chance to bring up an issue that had been bothering me for a few days. With an exaggerated cough, I interrupted the silence. Swirling the ice in his drink, he looked at me with raised eyebrows. Emboldened, I asked him what would happen if a mans penis got stuck in a womans vagina while they were having sex. (To a ten-year-old boy, one could not imagine finding oneself in a worse predicament.) He replied, without hesitation, You should be so lucky. Alas, the rest of our sex talks were neither memorable nor comfortable experiences for either one of us. Consequently, we silently agreed not to have them anymore.

Yet there he was on the phone talking about doing it with my mom! Ewwww. The thought of my parents having sexstill having sex in their mid-fiftiesmade me shiver. I was not so nave to think that my parents had never done it. I knew that they had. Three times. And they had kids named Jamie, Patrick, and Anne-Marie to prove it. Id rather kneel on jacks for half an hour than joke with my father about his having intercourse. Something needed to be done to prevent this discussion from ever happening again.

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