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NATOs Irregulars Affairs Division is a secret organization operating in thousands of cities around the globe. Its agents police relations between the earthly realm and those beyond this world, protecting us from terrible dangers as well as enthralling temptations.
These agents--Irregulars, as they are known to the few who know them at all--are drawn to the work for their own reasons and close cases in their own unique ways.
Agent Henry Falk--an undead tramp brought back for a mission that might finally put him into a grave he cant climb back out of.
Agent Keith Curry--a former carnivore chef turned vegetarian currently dealing with a goblin problem.
Agent Rake--a tough and ambitious guy with a penchant for easy living and dangerous games.
Agent Silas August--an uncompromising jerk with a dead partner and an assignment babysitting an assassin.
Four adventures from four award-winning authors, all set in one amazing world. Is your security clearance high enough to read on?

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Irregulars

A Shared-World Anthology

Nicole Kimberling

Josh Lanyon

Astrid Amara

Ginn Hale

Irregulars

A Shared-World Anthology

By Nicole Kimberling, Josh Lanyon, Astrid Amara, Ginn Hale

Published by:

Blind Eye Books

1141 Grant Street

Bellingham, WA. 98225

blindeyebooks.com

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner without written permission of the publisher, except for the purpose of reviews.

Edited by Nicole Kimberling and J.D. Hope

Cover Art by Sam Dawson

Art Direction Dawn Kimberling

This book is a work of fiction and as such all characters and situations are fictional. Any resemblances to actual people or events are coincidental.

First Edition March 2012

Copyright 2012 Nicole Kimberling, Josh Lanyon, Astrid Amara, Ginn Hale

ISBN: 978-1-935560-16-6

No Life but This is dedicated to Krishnawriting isnt the same without you beside me.

Astrid Amara

Cherries Worth Getting

Nicole Kimberling

We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry thirsty roots?

The Goblin Market

Christina Rosetti

For reasons unknown to Agent Keith Curry, food carts proliferated on the mostly rainy streets of Portland, Oregon, like they did in no other city in North America. Their awnings sprang up like the chanterelles in the Pacific Northwest forest, sometimes filling an entire parking lot.

Keith preferred visiting these eateries because many had permanently rented parking spaces and settled down like oysters cementing themselves in place. The parking lot near his hotel supported one of these colonies so he thought it might be as good a place as any to begin his investigation, though he didnt expect to find much.

Rarely did venues like these serve human flesh.

Hidden places, places with concealed entrances, front businesses with makeshift kitchens, art gallerieshe found contraband in places like these, but the average health department certified cart?

Probably clean as a whistle.

Keith stepped up to the carta converted Airstream that sold nothing but grilled cheese sandwichesand ordered a KindergartnerAmerican cheese on white bread. A slight vibration came from his wrist and he glanced down at his watch. It was a prototype designed to alert a human wearer of the presence of extra-human beings. Now the numeral seven shone blue, which indicated that a faerie had come within fifty feet of him, setting off his proximity alarm. Briefly, he scanned the people queueing up to the food carts, wondering which customer hid a fae nature. Business heels lady? Sparkly hippie juggler, busking? Little blond kid eating a snow-cone? It could be any of themor maybe all of them. Probably more than one faerie was abroad, actually, this close to the upscale condos in the Pearl District. Faeries didnt concern him this time around. What he needed to watch for was the red three that indicated the presence of goblins.

He returned his attention to the amiable, bearded guy currently buttering the bread that would shortly become his sandwich.

You mind if I ask you a question? Keith asked.

Go right ahead. The bearded guy slapped the bread down on the food carts small but impeccably clean flatiron and applied the cheese.

Do you know where a guy can find any flesh joints around here?

The cook laughed. Therere too many strip joints to count, man. Just google stripper. You can get any kind you want.

I dont mean naked ladies. I mean bloody protein.

The cook looked up at him in mild disdain. Not really my style.

Not that into meat? Keith asked casually.

Not into performance art shit, the cook replied. I believe in cooking food, not eating it raw in front of a smoke machine while some pretentious dick plays lame beats.

So youve never been to the Theater of Blood Carnivore Circus?

One of my buddies went to it, but I dont really remember where he said it was. Like I said, its not my thing.

Do you think I could convince you to call him and ask? Im only in town for a few days and I want to experience the entire Portland food scene before I put up my report.

At this the bearded guy perked up.

You a food critic or blogger or something? He handed Keith the sandwich. It smelled amazinglike something his mom would have served alongside a bowl of canned tomato soup.

Or something. Keith winked. Generally speaking, restaurant reviewers did not reveal themselves to people whom they were to review. The grilled cheese guy understood this and nodded sagely.

If I call him, he might remember.

Id appreciate it. Keith took a bite of his sandwich, made a show of savoring it before pronouncing, Delicious.

You should try it with our spiced turkey. The cook tilted a pan to show him half of a roasted bird, concave rib bones visible. Just roasted it with harissa and preserved lemon. Want a sample?

Keiths stomach lurched slightly, as it always did these days when he saw a carcass.

He held up a hand in refusal. None for me, thanks. Im a vegetarian.

Keith ate his sandwich and the grilled cheese guy phoned his friend, who came up blank. Too drunk, he said, to remember where hed been. But hed seen the poster for the show when hed been clubbing downtown. Maybe, he said, it was still there. Keith thanked the cook and headed east, walking the length of the central business district to reach the Willamette River. Huge clubs of every persuasion, including gay clubs like C C Slaughters and Silverado, dominated the streets. Since it was lunchtime, few were open.

Portlands old town, like every other urban center in the midst of being gentrified, was a perfect combination of swank and sleazy. Genuine homeless alcoholics loitered on sidewalks next to trust fund students merely posing as alcoholics. Wingtips mingled with Converse.

The combination of Portlands art, music, and food scenes made it the perfect place to hide a blood orgy. Even when civilians happened upon the carnage, they often simply believed it had to be some kind of performance. Keith had investigated orgy sites where there had been twenty or more witnesses all standing and watching some victim being dismembered just because a cameraman was filming it. The presence of a camera implied fiction and a sense that some authority was in control.

That was right, at least. But few spectators ever asked themselves who that authority might be.

Keith didnt blame themthe spectators. They couldnt know how many monsters existed in the world. Hell, his own agency, NIAD, went out of the way to make sure they didnt know. The NATO Irregular Affairs Division, often simply called the Irregulars, had been tasked with the duty of policing other-realm traffic, beings, and artifacts.

NIAD policed NATO territories, providing justice for the wronged and infrastructure for the hundreds of thousands of unearthly refugees, diaspora, and migrs who now lived hidden within NATO borders.

The array of agents employed by the department included rumpled old magicians, witches in business suits, and faerie lawyers as well as a wide variety of extra-human consultants. But the people who did most of the work were regular old human agents, like him.

Keith turned onto SW Stark Street and walked slowly, scanning the brick facades for arcane symbols hidden in the graffiti. He pulled his NIAD-issue glasses from their case and put them on. Through the enchanted lenses, he could now see that a few faint faerie signs marked the building. They were remarkably like hobo signs: circles, slashes, and arrows indicating what a passing extra-human might encounter. The building directly in front of him was marked cream left out.

Not surprising. It was an ice cream parlor. But Keith noted it all the same. If the owners left product out intentionally to feed passing extra-humans, they might have some other-realm connections. If this had been New York or Boston, the whole bottom six inches of the building would have been scribbled with vulgar Gaelic epithets left by leprechaun gangs. Here only a couple of marks had been left at ankle-level and they looked like elf work. Apparently one could find work with a shoemaker nearby. He walked up and down the street. Here and there other spirits had left their mark. He found some ancient Japanese cursive left by displaced yokai that had been overwritten in English by a local Native American salmon spirit.

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