Lori Avocato - Dead On Arrival

The sixth book in the Pauline Sokol series, 2007

I stared down at the handwritten Jagger note that said, Case Number 6. Practice your driving skills, Sherlock. Well talk in the morning-at our spot.

Our spot.

Suddenly the noise from Goldies nose-revealing party at my parents house brought me back to reality. My dearest roommate and second-best friend was celebrating the success (in his opinion) of his recent plastic surgery. Gotta love dear Gold. We all did, especially my other roomie, Miles. They were two of the best guys in the world, and although each had their own little quirks, I loved them dearly. The guys, not the quirks. I had to admit that I looked forward on a daily basis to seeing Goldies out fits-especially when he wore Armani from the womens department. Then again, he looked handsome in mens Armani too, but when in his female mode, he always made some fashion statement that I later stole for myself.

Since knowing Goldie, I was looking better and better.

Maybe there was hope for me yet.

I stared at the note again and decided I had to forget that Jagger had called Dunkin Donuts our spot, as if he thought we really were an our (be still, my foolish heart), and forced my mind back to Case Number 6. That was my sixth medical fraud insurance case to investigate.

Practice my driving skills. Hmm. Okay, Id be the first to admit I was no Mario Andretti, and, okay again, I admitted to closing my eyes when driving but only if something bad was about to happen. So what could case number six be about? Me and Jagger racing in the Grand Prix?

I had started to laugh, when I felt a presence behind me. My hormones ready to explode, I turned to see Jagger, but unfortunately-very unfortunately-saw Fabio Scarpello instead. My boss. A definite misnomer.

Then the recent revelation by none other than Jagger that he was, in fact, a Tonelli, making him my boss, hit me. Hard.

I grabbed Fabio, subsequently startling him. Is Jagger the owner of Scarpello and Tonelli Insurance Agency? Does he own it? Do you? Is he my boss?

Normally Fabio would have called me doll and brushed off any of my questions with a curse or two, but he looked directly at me. Damn. Was that fear in his eyes? No one had ever been able to say who Jagger really was. What was his last name? Or first name, for that matter? And whom did he work for?

Until now.

However, I always figured Jagger intimidated Fabio.

Well? I yanked on the lapel of Fabios dark brown polyester suit. Wel-l-l-l-l-l?

Ha!

Ha? Thats all you have to say? Ha doesnt explain shit, Fabio. Tell me the truth!

Finally he reached both hands up between my arms and pushed me until I lost my grip. While he tried to straighten out his always-wrinkled suit, he said, I own it.

With that he turned and walked down the steps, out to his car and drove off, with me standing there-back to square one.

And here I thought Id had some information on Jagger.

Not to mention that I thought he was my boss!

What a fool! No one got any information on Jagger-unless he gave it to them.

The next morning I pulled into the parking lot of the local Hope Valley Dunkin Donuts. Hope Valley was not exactly a booming metropolis, but it was where I was born, raised and lived my entire life.

As a tiny, very ethnic town with a green in the center and bordered by Hartford, Connecticut, one of the largest insurance capitals, Hope Valley was the center of my existence-which said a lot. Sad but true.

After burning out of a very successful nursing career, I decided to throw that profession out of the proverbial window and landed (through my roomie, Miles, who had connections all over town) this job. Pauline Sokol, ex-RN, medical insurance fraud investigator.

I smiled to myself as I watched Jaggers black Suburban pull into the spot next to me.

I licked my lips. Only because they were dry!

I couldnt eat a thing if my mouth went as dry as the Sahara each time the guy appeared. And appeared he did. Mostly when I least expected him, but I will say, hed taught me a lot of what I knew about investigating medical insurance fraud.

Limited amount, sure. But when he gave me his standard Atta girl, Sherlock, I melted-and knew I was learning and growing in this profession.

I rolled down my window. Hey.

Once he got out of his SUV, he nodded and paused, and when I got out of my Volvo, we both walked in to get our coffee.

Jagger did the ordering-as usual. The thing about that was, it always gave me a jolt that he knew exactly what Id want. Hazelnut decaf, light and sweet with one Splenda, and either a Boston cream donut or a French cruller. Today I was in the mood for French.

Give her a French cruller, I heard him say to the clerk-and I didnt even blink my eyes.

However, there was no denying the little hormonal surge inside me.

Yikes.

It was always a yikes kinda moment, whenever Jagger just about read my mind. I turned my flushed face away from him so he wouldnt read those kinds of thoughts.

After we got our order, I followed Jagger to the last booth by the window.

Our spot.

Sometimes though, our spot was out in the parking lot-in his SUV, which was big enough for a family of four to vacation in. I actually debated about whether Jagger lived in the Suburban that wanted to be an RV.

But even if I asked as a direct question, there was no telling if hed answer.

He was just that mysterious.

And I loved it. Damn.

He sat down and took a sip of his coffee. Black. Natch. Nothing pretentious about Jagger. We start today on your sixth case, Sherlock.

He used that little nickname for me in jest-at first-since I started out in the profession knowing nothing. But now he used it more as a term of respect for my learning the job.

At least thats how I chose to view it, and I was going with that permanently.

Yeah, six. I took a sip of my coffee, licked my lips and broke off a piece of cruller, but before I shoved it into my mouth, I said, What the hell did you mean about driving?

He leaned back and looked around Dunkin Donuts as if half expecting some spies to be nibbling muffins and sipping coffee and listening to us.

When he looked back at me, my hand shook, so I shoved the donut into my mouth. The shaking wasnt only because of him looking at me-that was normal. This time it was how his eyes grew concerned that made me shake and eat. Jagger was going to fill me in on my next case-and it troubled him.

Yikes again.

You didnt want Jagger troubled. Although I had to say, I always felt safe with him.

I chewed and swallowed. Come on, Jagger, tell me about my case. The driving bit. Etcetera.

He sipped his coffee very slowly. Very deliberately. Very Jaggerlike.

Reports are that there is some suspicious activity going on that is costing the insurance companies money. Big money.

Then youre not talking about my case.

He chuckled.

Actually I was serious. You know I never get the big money cases.

Over his cup he said, You have to start somewhere, Sherlock.

And I had. From Workers Comp fraud to plastic surgery fraud, and now what? What kind of fraud involved driving?

Oh wait. Does this have to do with visiting nurses or something? I looked at the rest of the cruller, thought about unbuttoning my size 4 jeans-but only for a deeper breath-and while looking at Jagger, stuck the rest of it into the napkin, which I methodically folded up to save for my pup, Spanky. He was a doll and I shared custody of him with my two roommates.