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When youve broken twenty-five of the USAs most absurd laws, what do you do next? If youre Rich Smith, you return to the scene of the crime, and then:Vote for the King of the Hoboes at the National Hobo Convention in Britt, IowaWatch the convicts compete in the Prison Rodeo at Oklahoma State PrisonExpose yourself at the Amtrak Mooning in Orange County, California.Bob for pigs feet at the Redneck Games in Buckeye Park, GeorgiaCompete in the Annual Cardboard Boat Race in Heber Springs, ArkansasDie twice a day at the Battle of Little Bighorn Re-enactment in Billings, UtahFire an AK-47 at the Worlds Biggest Machine-gun Shoot in Louisville, KentuckyJoin Rich Smith and his merry men (and woman) on their hilarious journey as they travel from state to state in search of the most bizarre events the Land of the Free has to offer.

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Rich Smith lives in Portreath on Cornwall's north coastwith his girlfriend Becky and hamster Montgomery. Heis currently enjoying time off too much to get a career.His ambition is to one day read the shipping forecast onRadio 4.

For more information on Rich Smith, see his website atwww.rich-smith.net

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Also by Rich Smith

You Can Get Arrested for That

AROUND THE WEIRD
IN 80 DAYS

RICH SMITH

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To Montgomery Brown,
beloved hamster,
who saw me through every moment
of the writing process

Introduction

As I fell to the ground, following an attack by a NativeAmerican who had just leapt from his horse andpummelled me into the ground before sinking a spearinto my stomach, I knew that this latest trip to the Stateswas to be far from the standard sightseeing tourexperienced by other tourists. At least I had my candy.With this safely stored away, I was sure that I could keepmy trousers on and leave the battlefield in one piece.

Perhaps I should explain why on earth I was lying ina field in central Montana after having been killed forthe second time in two days. My past experiences inAmerica are not unconnected.

In 2005 my accomplice Luke Bateman and I travelled14,000 miles across America in an attempt to breakobscure, outdated and outlandish laws. A frivolouscrime spree, if you will. It was a thoroughly pleasurableexperience and, ever since our arrival back in the UK, Ihad been yearning for an excuse to return.

The crime spree was a different type of road trip. Intheory, although it was I who ultimately decided whichdirection we took, the location of the laws determinedthe path our cross-country venture would follow. Itdictated where we would end up and whom we wouldmeet. And I liked that. I enjoy small-town America, itspeople, history and peculiarities. They are communitiesin which the presence of a couple of Englishmen is somethingof interest.

In January 2007, I happened to stumble across a videoclip on a very well-known video-sharing websitedocumenting an event in Georgia known as the'Redneck Games'. Hundreds of people in dungareesyelling and screaming whilst jumping in pits of mudwas enough to get my undivided attention. From thenon, I scoured every festival and events guide on theinternet as well as all fifty states' tourism websites, andwith a calendar, map and reams of scrap paper, I beganto make a note of my favourites. I had found my excuse a trip that would surely be as amusing as my last and,so far as I could tell, entirely legal.

With the crime spree, plotting a path was simple as Icould turn up on any day of the week and break the law.This new itinerary was far more difficult, as although Iwanted to stay out for an entire year, I couldn't afford to,meaning that the festivals that were held outside of mybudgeted three-month summer were out of the question.Sadly, 'Mike the Headless Chicken Day' was an earlycasualty. Also, most events were staged over weekendsand inevitably some coincided with others, meaning Ihad to pick and choose. The 'Mission Mountain TesticleFestival' in Montana did not make the cut, for example.It wouldn't be much of a road trip either: although a hirecar needed to be used at all times, reaching the far-flunglocations would demand several domestic flights.

The only festival I decided to attend outside of thesummer months was the 'World's Largest Machine GunShoot', in Louisville, Kentucky, which was to be held inApril. I had heard it was a convention for gunenthusiasts and Nazi sympathizers, which sounded...interesting. Bateman and I would spend a few days therebefore returning to the UK to await the beginning of ourmajor excursion in June.

A week before we were due to leave, Bateman sent mea text. It read simply: 'Don't think I can go'. He hadbroken his ankle playing rugby after a heavy night'sdrinking. I began a two-month campaign to have myflight money refunded because of his injury. A monthlater, Bateman pulled the plug on his entire involvementwith the project, saying that he wanted to spend thesummer 'getting a proper job'. Is 'professional sidekick'

no longer considered a job these days?

Not wanting to travel alone, I enlisted the help ofanother friend, 22-year-old Antony, who naturallyjumped at the chance of embarking on a free three monthholiday. He was a perfect choice. He was funny,light-hearted and, at that point, the best kind of studentat Cheltenham University: one who had already failed(twice) and was simply enjoying the life of a dosser toomuch to return home to Cornwall.

With no late surprises, Antony was about to embarkon his first trip to America and I had finally been grantedwhat I had wished for two years ago: my chance toreturn.

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Cowboys & Indians

I have always found entering America to be a bizarreexperience. In 2005 I visited Niagara Falls, spent all ofthirty minutes on the Canadian side of the river, thenspent an hour in a queue to return to the United States.

Fifty cents and a quick flash of your passport will allowyou safe passage into the US's northern neighbour;whereas an iris scan, finger printing, and answers to alitany of questions including 'Have you eaten anythingwhilst in Canada?' were expected of me by Uncle Sam.Still, I was luckier than the woman and her baby takento an office adjacent to me and subjected to half an hourof shouting by an immigration officer. Goodness knowswhat she must have eaten.

Past experiences, such as my Niagara nightmare,mean that the thought of entering the US fills me withdread. But worst of all is the fact that the entry procedurebegins when you're 30,000 feet above sea level.

In order to be approved and accepted, and as long asyou are a citizen of one of the twenty-seven eligiblenations, you are expected to complete what is known asan I-94W Nonimmigrant Visa Waiver Arrival/DepartureForm. This, completed successfully and to the satisfactionof the terribly rude and sociopathic passportcontrol officer, will allow you to spend ninety days in theLand of Opportunity. Along with the obvious and compulsoryinclusion of your name, address and nationality,Part 10 requests you complete the address at which youare staying: pretty pointless if you plan to trek fromcoast to coast in an improvised and impromptu style. Itisn't even that easy to fabricate an American addresseither: house numbering stateside can be anything from1 to 50,000.

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