Thomas O`Callaghan - Bone Thief

She was sitting before him, duct tape sealing her mouth and binding her arms and legs to the chair. She reeked of fear, but Colm saw only the terror in her eyes.

I cant tell you how thrilled I am to finally meet you, he said, pulling up a chair. The personal touch is lost when corresponding over the Internet. It did permit me to gather volumes of information about you. But in exchange you learned nothing about me. Thats not fair. Wouldnt you agree? I cant tell you why, but its important to me that you go to your grave knowing who it was that sent you there.

The womans eyes widened. Tears streamed down her cheeks.

My name is Colm Pierce. Although my birth name was ODwyer. My adoptive parents, the Pierces, thought my name should be changed. Wonderful parents, the Pierces.

He stood up. Behind his head five meat hooks dangled from a stone ceiling. She moaned, biting into the plumbing tape and tasting its metallic resin.

He walked to the stove and opened the oven door. Rubbing his fingers on its blackened walls, he returned to his captive, streaked her cheeks from ear to ear and encircled her eyes with soot.

He left the room. When he returned, he was pushing a gurney. It held a tray of surgical instruments. Selecting the Bard-Parker scalpel, he turned to face his Deirdre.

She trembled as the skin of her neck welcomed the glimmering blade.

It was an autumn day, brisk with the threat of a harsh winter. The air was filled with moisture. The weatherman had predicted rain.

A flock of laughing girls had braved the elements and had come to the park to see me play. Like a chorus of cheerleaders, they lined the sides of the playing field.

Go get em, Colm! their voices echoed as I took my position on the offensive line.

The play was called. The ball was snapped. I began to run, watching as the pigskin spiraled toward me. Just as I was about to catch it, I was tackled by an off-leash golden retriever intent on being part of the game. The collision with the dog leveled me.

My God! Briosca knocked him out!

Give him room to breathe!

Someone call an ambulance!

Wake up! Wake up!

My eyes opened to the dreariness of my tiny room. The dream evaporated, replaced by the nightmare of wakefulness.

Mothers eyes, grim and remorseless, stared at me, and I felt a tinge of nostalgia for the dog that had assaulted me, wishing to return to the dream, where the perils were predictable.

Get up, she said. Your father wants you.

Mother prided herself on being the obedient wife, and in that capacity, was exercising her duty to execute Fathers wishes, no matter their eccentricities. She had been ordered to awaken my sister and me and to bring us down to the subcellar, where Father skinned his birds.

A chill came over me when I sat up. I knew it wasnt the temperature of the room. My body was girding itself for the approaching horror.

My sister, Rebecca, came racing into my room, the remnants of sleep still fresh in her eyes.

Colm, Colm, again? she whimpered.

Mother returned and led Rebecca and me downstairs. We were prodded through the cellar, passing a gurney where a gutted heron, an egret, and a peregrine falcon waited to be skinned, stuffed, and mounted.

Down in the subcellar we were brought before Father. He sat at the blood-soaked worktable, crouched on his rickety stool, where he could coil and strike like a venomous snake. His pockmarked face, weathered by time and ravaged by overindulgence, surrounded deep-set eyes. Eyes that seemed lifeless, like those of a hooked fish. The glow at the end of his cigarette struggled to stay lit, gasping for oxygen, breathing the emanations of his alcohol-drenched sweat.

Mother, who always looked as though she were about to be thrown from a plane, rummaged through the pocket of her soiled apron and produced a vial. She unscrewed the cap and shook out two yellow tablets.

Time for your chemo, she said.

To hell with the chemo! I wanna be buried with hair on my balls! Father bellowed, swatting the pills out of Mothers hand.

Oh, Bugler, Mother sighed.

I dont have much time, Evelyn. The children must learn this trade. Gather round the table, kids. Watch my every move.

I looked at my sister, who had positioned herself across the table from me. Mother and Father acted as if we had been summoned to this dreadful place for the first time. We were not. We were part of the hellish ordeal nightly.

It was as though Father had read my thoughts, for he sneered at me as he reached for a large bird from a wooden shelf. This here is a pheasant from Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, he grumbled. A twelve-gauge Mossberg brought the sucker down. Now watch, Im placing the bird on the worktable, spread eagle, breast up. Im stuffing the beak with cotton to catch the blood.

I closed my eyes and fought back the urge to vomit.

Pay attention! Mother barked, swatting me on the back of my head.

Fathers angry eyes found mine and rested there for what seemed like an eternity. Finally, withdrawing his glare, he picked up a lance and continued the lesson. This heres a lance, and Im gonna use it to cut below the pheasants neck to its asshole. You wanna open the skin only. Stay away from the flesh. See how I peel away just the skin with my fingers? Father stopped. He looked to Mother. Evelyn, wheres the damn flour?

Rebecca, get the package of Pillsbury from the kitchen and bring it here, Mother ordered.

Becky scurried up the stairs, her ponytail flopping behind her. When she returned, she was holding a sixteen-ounce bag of enriched confectionery flour.

Look, kids, Im sprinkling the flour on the birds skin. It sops up the scum.

A second wave of nausea hit me. I looked at Becky. Her face was ashen, her eyes half closed.

Now, Im using a surgeons curved scissor to snip the critters legs. There. No more legs. Thatll make it easier to skin the rest of him. See. Whad I tell ya? Just look how nicely this skin slides off. OK, who can tell me what comes next?

Off with its head, I muttered.

Thats right. Im using a boning knife to lop off its head. Well put the head aside and work on it in a minute. First, Ive got to ream a hole at the base of the neck with these here wire cutters. Like that. OK, now, its time for the head. Damn it, Evelyn, wheres the borax?

Rebecca, look under the sink.

Becky rushed up the stairs again, returned with the carton of borax, and handed it to Father.

On second thought, hold the borax. These are coming out nicely. Why ruin tomorrows breakfast?

He had palmed the pheasants head and was using a spoon to scoop out the birds brains, which he plopped into a Tupperware bowl.

These are for my scrambled eggs, he said, handing the bowl to Mother.

Colm, these go in the fridge upstairs, said Mother.

I flew up the stairs and placed the bowl in the fridge. A third wave of nausea seized me. I headed for the toilet near the back of the house.

Whats taking you so long? Father bellowed, stopping me in midstride.

Right away, Dad, I stammered as I rushed down the stairs and sidled up to the table. Risking another swat from Mother, Becky and I closed our eyes, for we knew what came next.

Thankfully, Mother stood mute as Father reached for the melon scoop and, staring into the pheasants dark pupils, plucked out both eyes.

Colm, line up two number twelves. Make sure theyre brown.

Yes, sir, I replied.

My assignment was to retrieve the cardboard box that held the glass eyes, select the ordered pair, and bring them to Father. I marched toward the metal shelving that lined the rear wall of the subcellar, pulled down the corrugated box, and lifted its lid. A multitude of artificial eyes glared up at me. As always, I shuddered.