Acknowledgements
I am immensely grateful for the help I received from the following people: Mark and Cal Pannone, Kurt Haselwimmer, Caroline Fletcher, Guy Martland, Isabel Galan, Tom Palmer, James Nash, Ray French, Wendy Wootton, Narmal and David Sandhu, Dan, Phoebe and Guy Jones, Jenny, Adle and Norman Geras, Susan Richardson, Suzie Crookes, Aimee Jacques, Katie Hill, and Joanne Golenya.
This is my third crime novel, and its high time I gushed in a most un-English way about the dedicated and inspiring people who have helped me from the start: the brilliant Peter Straus, Rowan Routh and Jenny Hewson at Rogers, Coleridge & White, and the fantastic team at Hodder: Tanya, Lucy, Laura, Liz, Richard, Ron, Aslan, Martin, Jamie, Lisa, Nick, Sue, Kelly, Pippa, Helen, Suzie, Alex, Alix, Auriol, Diana, Rebecca, Anneberth, Francesca, Jen, Toni, Kerry, Leni, Emma, Emma, Will, Peter, and Henry, all the reps: Ian, Julia, Phil, Jack, Bob, Andy, Bettina... when I say everybody I really mean everybody! Extra huge thanks to Carolyn Mays, Kate Howard, and Karen Gearyin the leisure industry, theres a prize called The Seven Stars and Stripes Award for World-level Perfection, and you all deserve to win its publishing equivalent!
Thank you to John Gould for kindly allowing me to use the lyrics of his song Mon Ami Franois, and to David Wood for helping me to find John to ask his permission.
Monday, 6 August 2007
Or your family.
The last three words are yelled, not spoken. As Pam elbows her way through the crowd in front of me, I hear nothing apart from that last spurt of viciousness, her afterthought. She made it four syllables instead of five: Or your fam-ly; four blows that thump in my mind like a boxers jabbing fist.
Why bring my family into it? What have they ever done to Pam?
Beside me, several people have stopped to stare, waiting to see how I will react to Pams outburst. I could shout something after her but she wouldnt hear me. There is too much noise coming from all directions: buses screeching around corners, music thumping out of shop doorways, buskers beating unsubtle notes out of their guitar strings, the low metallic rumble of trains into and out of Rawndesley station.
Pam is moving away from me fast, but I can still see her white trainers with luminous patches on the heels, her solid, square body and short, aubergine-coloured spiky hair. Her livid departure has cut a long, straight furrow out of the moving carpet of people. I have no intention of following her, or looking as if I am. A middle-aged woman whose shopping bags have carved deep pink grooves into the skin on her arms repeats, in what she probably imagines is a loud whisper, what Pam said to me, for the benefit of a teenage girl in shorts and a halter-necked top, a newcomer to the scene.
I shouldnt care that so many people heard, but I do. There is nothing wrong with my family, yet thanks to a purple-haired midget I am surrounded by strangers who must be convinced that there is. I wish Id called Pam that to her face instead of letting her have the last word. The last three words.
I take a deep breath, inhaling traffic fumes and dust. Sweat trickles down both sides of my face. The heat is thick; invisible glue. Ive never been able to handle hot weather. I feel as if someone is blowing up a concrete balloon inside my chest; this is what anger does to me. I turn to my audience and take a small bow. Hope you enjoyed the show, I say. The girl in the halter-necked top smiles at me conspiratorially and takes a sip from the ridged plastic cup shes holding. I want to punch her.
Once Ive out-stared the last of the gawpers, I start to march in the direction of Farrow and Ball, trying to burn off some of my indignant energy. Thats where I was going, to pick up paint samples, and Im damned if Ill let Pams tantrum change my plans. I push through the mobile crush of bodies on Cadogan Street, elbowing people out of my way and enjoying it a bit too much. Its myself Im furious with. Why didnt I reach out and grab Pam by her ridiculous hair, denounce her as she had denounced me? Even an uninspired Fuck off would have been better than nothing.
Inside Farrow and Ball someone has turned the air-conditioning up too high; it whirs like the inside of a fridge. The place is empty of customers apart from me and a mother and daughter. The girl has bulky metal braces on her top and bottom teeth. She wants to paint her bedroom bright pink, but her mother thinks white or something close to white would be better. They squabble in whispers in the far corner of the shop. This is the way people ought to argue in public: quietly, making sure that as few words as possible are overheard.
I tell the sales assistant who approaches me that I am just browsing, and turn to face a wall of colour charts: Tallow, String, Cord, Savage Ground. Im supposed to be thinking about paint for Nicks and my bedroom. Tallow, String, Cord... I stand still, too full of rage to move. The sweat on my face dries in sticky streaks.
If I see Pam again when I leave here, Ill knock her to the ground and stamp on her head. Shes not the only one who can take things up a notch. I can overreact with the best of them.
I cant shop if Im not in the mood, and Im definitely not in the mood now. I leave the chilled air of Farrow and Ball behind me and head back out into the heat, embarrassed by how shaken I feel. I scan Cadogan Street in both directions but there is no sign of Pam. I probably wouldnt knock her to the groundin fact, I definitely wouldntbut it makes me feel better to imagine for a few seconds that I am the sort of person who strikes quickly and ruthlessly.
The multi-storey car park is on the other side of town, on Jimmison Street. I sigh, knowing Ill be dripping with sweat by the time I get there. As I walk, I rummage in my handbag for the ticket Ill need to feed into the pay-station slot. I cant find it. I try the zipped side pocket but its not there either. And Ive forgotten, yet again, to make a note of where I left my car, on what level and in which colour zone. I am always in too much of a hurry, trying to squeeze in a shopping trip that has been endlessly postponed and has finally become an emergency between work and collecting the children. Is there something about work I need to remember? Or arrange? My mind rushes ahead of itself, panicking before any cause for panic has been established. Do I remember where I put the scoping study I did for Gilsenen? Did I fax my sediment erosion diagrams to Ana-Paola? I think I did both.
Theres probably nothing important that Ive forgotten, but it would be nice to be certain, as I always used to be. Now that I have two small children, my work has an added personal resonance: every time I talk or write about Venices lagoon losing dangerous amounts of the sediment it needs to keep it healthy, I find myself identifying with the damn thing. Two strong currents called Zoe and Jake, aged four and two, are sluicing important things from my brain that I will never be able to retrieve, and replacing them with thoughts about Barbie and Calpol. Perhaps I should write a paper, complete with scientific diagrams, arguing that my mind has silted up and needs dredging, and send it to Nick, who has a talent for forgetting he has a home life while he is at work. He is always advising me to follow his example.
Only forty minutes to get to nursery before it closes. And Im going to waste fifteen of those running up and down concrete ramps, panting, growling through gritted teeth at the rows of cars that stubbornly refuse to be my black Ford Galaxy; and then because Ive lost my ticket Ill have to find an official and bribe him to raise the barrier to let me out, and Ill arrive late at nursery again, and theyll moan at me