Ellen Crosby
The Viognier Vendetta
For Dominick Abel
And wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
Homer,
Odyssey, translated by Alexander Pope
When they ask me to become president of the United States,
Im going to say, Except for Washington, D.C.
Bernard Samson, character in
Spy Hook by Len Deighton
Ernest Hemingway once said you should always do sober what you said youd do drunk because it would teach you to keep your mouth shut. Its advice you remember the morning after when its too late and youve already given your word.
Sometimes its a big deal, like the wine-fueled discussion between Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton over where to locate the capital city of the United States. In 1790, Jefferson dined with his nemesis Hamilton, plying him with so much Madeira that Hamilton fuzzily agreed to deliver enough Northern votes to pass a bill approving the Southern site President Washington had chosen along the Potomac River. In return, Jefferson promised that the federal government would assume all debts belonging to the thirteen states. If only it were that easy today.
Sometimes its less significant, like my promise after drinking one too many glasses of my Virginia vineyards Viognier to get together with an old college friend in that same capital city. What I didnt know at the time was that my decision to meet Rebecca Natale would be as life changing for me as the wine-soaked commitment to carve Washington, D.C., out of Maryland and Virginia was for the country.
The New York City area code popped up on my phone while I was reading in front of a dying fire one late March evening. The number wasnt familiar, but my kid sister, the family gypsy, lived in Manhattan, where she flitted from a lovers apartment to a friends couch to someones house-sitting arrangement. I never knew whose phone shed borrow to call next. But this time it wasnt Mia on the other end of the line. It was Rebecca. The last time Id spoken to her was twelve years ago at her college graduation. After that she left her old lifeand her old school friendsbehind.
All she said was, Hi, Lucie, its me.
Just like that. Not a word about all those years with no phone call, no e-mail, no nothing. I never understood why she had cut me off. For a while it hurt. Finally I moved onor thought I had.
I leaned back against the sofa and closed my eyes. Dammit, why now?
In retrospect, that should have been my first question. Instead I decided to match her sangfroid. So it is. Long time no see, Rebecca.
I know, hasnt it been? Thats why Im calling. Ill be in Washington the first weekend in April. I thought we could get together. Maybe you could come into town and stay with me?
If she could be blas about the gaping hole in the time line of our friendship, then so could I.
A sightseeing trip for the cherry blossoms?
Oh, gosh no. Her nervous laughter trilled like a scale. Maybe she wasnt so blas after all. I work for Tommy Asher now. You might have seen the stories in Vanity Fair and Vogue. You do know about the Asher Collection being donated to the Library of Congress, dont you?
Actually Id seen both articlesthe fashion shoot in Vogue and the VF piece, The Rise of Wall Streets Recovery Whiz Kids. Rebecca was the glamorous protge of billionaire investor guru Sir Thomas Asher. Philanthropist, adventurer, and owner of a highly successfuland exclusiveNew York investment firm, the eponymous Thomas Asher Investments. As for the library donation, youd have to be living in a cave for the past few months not to know that he and Lady Asher were making one of the most significant gifts to the institution since Thomas Jefferson sold his personal library to replace what the British burned during the War of 1812. A collection of rare architectural drawings, maps, paintings, newspapers, and correspondence relating to the design and planning of Washington, D.C.
Curiosity outweighed anger and wine washed away some of the old hurt, so I told Rebecca Id meet her. I even agreed to be her guest Saturday evening at a black-tie gala honoring her bosss philanthropy and patronage of the arts. When she said it was rumored the president would attend, I nearly asked president of what? until I realized whom she meant.
The next morning I thought about calling back and explaining that something had come up.
But I didnt.
Washington, D.C., shares a common bond with Braslia and Canberra, since all were invented to be the capital of a country. A peninsula formed by the Potomac and Anacostia rivers, and originally intended to be no more than a seasonal meeting place to conduct the nations business, it was referred to by Thomas Jefferson as that Indian swamp in the wilderness. Charles Dickens called the graceless, dirty backwater born of controversy, greed, and deceit the City of Magnificent Intentions. My late father, Leland Montgomery, said Washington was the place everyone who didnt want to live in the United States went to live.
My French mother didnt agree with any of them. She was captivated by the classic elegance of a city designed by Pierre LEnfant, a fellow countryman who envisioned broad Versailles-like diagonal avenues overlapping a grid of streets resembling spiderwebs and graced by wedding cake public buildings of columns, domes, pediments, and porticoes in homage to the architecture of ancient Greece and Rome. When my brother, sister, and I were kids, she often made the one-hour drive into town so we could explore the museums, monuments, art galleries, parks, and theaters. After she died, I realized Id become as seduced by Washington as she had been, but I also knew its dark, violent side away from the federal city, where drugs, crime, and poverty gave the place its other name: Murder Capital of the United States.
Rebecca had booked a suite for us at the Willard hotel, two blocks from the White House and a stones throw from the National Mall. The Willard is an iconic landmark, a place of Old World elegance and luxury with its lobby of elaborate mosaic floors, coffered ceilings, marbled columns, and Federal-style furniture grouped in discreet seating areas throughout the room.
Its nickname is the residence of presidents because every U.S. president since the hotel opened in 1850 has either visited or stayed there. Other luminaries on the guest list include Mark Twain, Houdini, Walt Whitman, Jenny Lind, and Mae West. Julia Ward Howe wrote The Battle Hymn of the Republic while staying there. Martin Luther King Jr. wrote his I Have a Dream speech at the Willard.
A valet held the door as I walked into the splendid lobby past an enormous vase of hyacinths that graced a table of inlaid wood and mother-of-pearl. The old-fashioned clock above the mahogany and marble front desk said quarter to one. I gave my name to the clerk behind the desk and pulled out my credit card. He waved it away.
Its taken care of. He reached for something from a bank of pigeonhole mailboxes that lined the wall behind him. An envelope. He handed it to me along with the small folder containing my room key card.
Ms. Natale asked me to give you this when you arrived, Ms. Montgomery, he said. Welcome to the Willard.
I slid my finger under the heavy vellum flap and pulled out a sheet of paper embossed with the hotels logo.
In a meeting with Tommy and Mandy all morning. Will be finished by 1. Meet me at the bottom of the steps to the Lincoln Memorial.