Derek Miller - Norwegian by Night

It is summer and luminous. Sheldon Horowitz sits on a folding directors chair, high above the picnic and out of reach of the food, in a shaded enclave in Oslos Frogner Park. There is a half-eaten karbonade sandwich that he doesnt like on the paper plate cradled in his lap. With his right index finger, hes playing with the condensation on a bottle of beer that he started to drink but lost interest in some time ago. His feet twitch back and forth like a schoolboys, but they twitch slower now at the age of eighty-two. They produce a smaller arch. He will not admit it to Rhea and Lars never, of course not but Sheldon cant help wondering what hes doing here and what hes going to do about it before the wonderment passes.

Sheldon is an arms length from his granddaughter, Rhea, and her new husband, Lars, who is just now taking a long pull on his own beer and is looking so cheerful, so kind, so peppy, that Sheldon wants to take the hot dog from his hand and insert it up his nose. Rhea, who looks oddly pale today, would not respond well to this, and it might condemn Sheldon to further socialising excursions (so you can adjust), and in a world filled with fairness Sheldon would not deserve them nor Lars the hot-dog manoeuvre. But it had been Rheas idea to move them from New York to Norway, and Sheldon widowed, old, impatient, impertinent saw in Larss countenance a suppressed desire to gloat.

None of which was fair.

Do you know why hot dogs are called hot dogs?

Sheldon says this aloud from his commanding position. If he had a cane he would wave it, but he walks without one.

Lars looks up in attention. Rhea, however, silently sighs.

World War I, says Sheldon. We were angry at the Germans, so we punished them by renaming their food.

Better than the War on Terror. Were angry at the terrorists, so we punish the French by renaming our own food.

What do you mean? asks Lars.

Sheldon sees Rhea tap Lars on the leg and raise her eyebrows, implying with the intensity of a hot poker that he is not supposed to be encouraging these sorts of rants, these outbursts, these diversions from the here and now. Anything that might contribute to the hotly debated dementia.

Sheldon was not supposed to see this, but does, and redoubles his conviction.

Freedom fries! Im talking about freedom fries. Goodbye, French fry; hello, freedom fry. An act of Congress actually concocted this harebrained idea. And my granddaughter thinks Im the one losing my mind. Let me tell you something, young lady. Im not crossing the aisle of sanity. The aisle is crossing me.

Sheldon looks around the park. It is not the ebb and flow of random strangers one finds in any American metropolis, the kind who are not only strangers to us but to each other as well. He is among tall, homogenous, acquainted, well-meaning, smiling people all dressed in the same trans-generational clothing, and no matter how hard he tries he just cant draw a bead on them.

Rhea. The name of a Titan. The daughter of Uranus and Gaia, heaven and earth, Cronus wife, mother of the gods. Zeus himself suckled at her breasts, and from her body came the known world. Sheldons son Saul, dead now named her that to raise her above the banality that he steamed through in Vietnam with the Navy in 7374. He came home from the Riverine Force for one month of rest and relaxation before heading out for a second tour. It was a September. The leaves were out on the Hudson and in the Berkshires. According to his Mabel vanished now, but once privy to such things Saul and his girlfriend made love only one time on that return visit, and Rhea was conceived. The next morning, Saul had a conversation with Sheldon that transformed them both, and then he went back to Vietnam where, two months after he landed, a Viet Cong booby-trap blew off his legs while he was looking for a downed pilot on a routine search-and-rescue. Saul bled to death on the boat before reaching the hospital.

Name her Rhea, Saul wrote in his last letter from Saigon, when Saigon was still Saigon, and Saul was still Saul. Maybe he remembered his mythology from high school, and chose her name for all the right reasons. Or maybe he fell in love with that doomed character from Stanislaw Lems book, which he read under the woollen blanket when the other soldiers had faded off to sleep.

It took a Polish author to inspire this American Jew, who named his daughter for a Greek Titan before being killed by a Vietnamese mine in an effort to please his Marine father, who was once a sniper in Korea and was undoubtedly, even now, being pursued by the North Koreans across the wilderness of Scandinavia. Yes, even here, amidst the green of Frogner Park on a sunny day in July, with so little time left to atone for all that he has done.

Rhea. It means nothing here. It is the Swedish word for a sale at the department store. And, so easily, all is undone.

Papa? says Rhea.

What?

So what do you think?

Of what?

You know. The area. The park. The neighbourhood. This is where were moving to when we sell the place in Tyen. I realise it isnt Gramercy Park.

Sheldon doesnt answer, so she raises her eyebrows and opens her palms as if to conjure up a response. Oslo, she summarises. Norway. The light. This life.

This life? You want my views on this life?

Lars is silent. Sheldon looks at him for camaraderie, but Lars is away. There is eye contact, but no engagement of his mental faculties in the moment. Lars is captive to an alien cultural performance between grandfather and granddaughter a verbal duel for which he is ill equipped, and which he knows it would be rude to interrupt.

And yet, there is pity, here, too. On his face is one of the few universal expressions known to men everywhere. It reads, I-just-married-into-this-conversation-so-dont-look-at-me. In this, Sheldon finds a hint of the familiar in him. But Sheldon senses something distinctly Norwegian about it, too. Something so non-judgemental that it immediately grates on his nerves.

Sheldon looks back to Rhea, to this woman whom Lars managed to marry. Her hair is raven black and pulled into a silky ponytail. Her blue eyes sparkle like the Sea of Japan before battle.

Sheldon thinks her gaze has grown deeper because of the pregnancy.

This life? If he were to reach out to touch her face at just this moment, run his fingers over her cheekbones, and rub his thumb over her lower lip to wipe off an errant tear from a strong breeze, he would surely break into sobs and grab her, hold her next to him, and press her head against his shoulder. There is life on the way. That is all that matters.

She is waiting for an answer to her question, and it isnt coming. He is staring at her. Perhaps he has forgotten the question. She becomes disappointed.

The sun will not set until after ten oclock. Children are out everywhere, and people have come home early from work to enjoy the stretch of summer that lies before them as the reward for the darkness of the winter months. Parents order open-faced sandwiches, and feed little bits to their kids as fathers return plastic baby bottles to expensive prams with exotic names.

Quinny. Stokke. Bugaboo. Peg Perego. Maxi-Cosi.

This life? She should already know that this life is now the product of so many deaths. Mario. Bill. Rheas grandmother, Mabel, who died just eight months ago, prompting Sheldons move here.

There is no calculating the trajectory caused by Sauls death.

Mabels funeral was held in New York, though originally she and Sheldon came from different parts of the country. He was born in New England and she in Chicago. Eventually, both settled into New York as visitors, then residents, and possibly, after many years, as New Yorkers.