Bill Crider - Too Late to Die

It was another damn election year, and if there was one thing that Sheriff Dan Rhodes knew for sure it was that Hod Barrett wasnt going to vote for him this time either.

Unfortunately, that didnt mean that Barrett could just be ignored. As sheriff of Blacklin County, Texas, Rhodes was obliged to listen to Barretts complaints and even try to help him out when his little grocery store got robbed, which seemed to be about every two or three weeks here lately.

Its just some damn kids, Sheriff Rhodes, Barrett said, jamming his big, blocky fists deep down in his pockets. He was about as tall as an anvil sitting on an oak stump, and just as solid. Thin, bristly red hair stuck straight up all over his head, and his face was almost as red as his hair. They dont never take nothing but a few cartons of smokes and some beers. Maybe a Moon Pie or two. Looks like you could catch a bunch of damn kids, or at least give us folks here in Thurston a reglar patrol.

Thurston, according to the green and white City Limit sign not a quarter of a mile from Barretts store, had a population of 408. It was seven miles from Clearview, the county seat. Rhodes considered these facts for a second or two. Well, Hod, Rhodes said, if you could persuade the commissioners to hire me five or six more deputies, Im sure we could have one of them spend lots of time around here. As it stands right now, though, the best I can do is send one through every now and then. Johnny Sherman was by here last night, if he followed his route.

Hod shoved his hands even further down in his jeans, not quite hard enough to cause the brass rivets to pop off the stitching at the top. That Johnny Sherman couldnt find his butt with both hands, he said.

Now, Hod, Rhodes said patiently, you know thats not so, but if you dont like the way were doing things over at the county seat, maybe you and some of the folks here in Thurston could get together and hire yourselves a town marshal.

Hod made a face and looked like he was about to strangle. Its the sheriffs responsibility to protect us and our property! he said in a choked voice. We pay your salary with our taxes. Youre elected by the people of this county, and youre supposed to protect us from damn thieving kids!

The two men were standing on the cracked gray sidewalk in front of Hods store, shaded by a heavy wooden awning. Rhodes looked through the screen doors of the store with their faded Rainbow Bread stencils. He could see some of the old men on the red loafers bench by the soft drink cooler lean forward and perk up their ears. One of them spit a stream of snuff into a Styrofoam cup he held in his left hand. Any minute now, they would get up the nerve to walk outside and join in the conversation. Rhodes didnt want to make a campaign speech, so he changed the subject.

Tell you what, Hod, he said. Lets us go take a look at where the break-in was.

The appearance of positive action calmed Barrett slightly, and he led the sheriff around to the back of the store. The grass in the alleyway was mowed short; even that around the building was trimmed. Barrett often boasted to his friends that he bought his wife the best lawn mower available.

On the ground by the red brick wall of the store lay an old evaporative cooler that had been set up on a wooden stand. The remains of the stand were scattered around. Whoever had broken into the store had simply knocked, or kicked, the stand from under the cooler, which had then fallen to the ground, pulled by its own weight. That had left a rectangular hole in the wall about three feet up, easy enough to crawl through even if you were just a kid.

Last time they broke out my restroom window and then kicked the door to the storeroom open, Barrett said, disgusted.

Maybe somebody just finds this place too easy to break into, Rhodes suggested mildly.

Now just a damn minute, Sheriff, Barrett protested, bringing his hands out of his pockets for the first time and waving them in the air like catchers mitts. You got no call. .

Whatever he had been about to say, was interrupted by the sound of a car humming up the gravel road that ran beside the store. They turned to look just as the driver threw on his brakes and brought the automobile to a sliding, fishtailing stop. White dust settled over them, pushed by the cars momentum and a slight westerly breeze. Then Bill Tomkins catapulted himself out of the drivers seat, yelling, Sheriff Rhodes, Sheriff Rhodes, you gotta come quick! Elmer Clintons done killed his wife!

Two minutes later Rhodes pulled up in Elmer Clintons yard, scattering about thirty bantam hens and one scrawny rooster in all directions. The white frame house looked peaceful enough, shaded by a couple of big chinaberry trees, but the front door was standing open behind the screen. Rhodes got out of his car and started up on the porch. He had his right foot on the second of the two cement steps when Bill Tomkins and a load of the loafers from Barretts store drove up.

Dont anyone get out of that car, Rhodes yelled as he stepped up on the porch. Ill put every damn one of you in jail.

Bill Tomkins turned off his engine, but nobody in the car moved. Rhodes opened the screen and went on in the house.

It was cool and dim inside, but not so dim that Rhodes had any trouble spotting Jeanne Clinton. She was lying in the small living room about seven or eight feet from the front door. The room looked as if a storm had blown through it. A platform rocker, its cushions printed with early American designs, was overturned, and a heavy glass lamp had been shattered against the wall. An end table lay on its side, and magazines were scattered around the room. A Redbook and a Cosmopolitan lay by the end table. Beside Jeanne Clintons body there was a copy of TV Guide with J. R. Ewing smiling evilly from its cover. The throw rugs that had covered the hardwood floor were wadded together as if someone had skidded on them.

Rhodes walked over to the body, touching nothing. There was some blood, but not much. Jeanne Clintons face had been pretty, but now it was bruised and cut. Her slim neck was twisted at an odd angle; Rhodes was no doctor, but he thought it was probably broken. Though there had obviously been quite a struggle, there seemed to be no other marks on the body. Jeanne had been wearing shorts and a halter, showing off her spectacular figure, and her smooth arms and legs were unmarked except for some slight discolorations on the upper left arm, where someone might have squeezed it tightly.

Rhodes looked around the rest of the house but saw nothing else that was disturbed-no open drawers or signs of robbery. He went back outside to deal with the crowd of curiosity seekers.

Bill Tomkins and his friends had gotten up enough nerve to get out of the car, but they hadnt moved away from it. They were leaning against its side, and Bill was telling them about finding the body.

Rhodes figured that as long as Bill was telling the story, he might as well tell it officially. Come on up here on the porch, Bill, Rhodes called.

Tomkins, a storklike man with weathered skin and a prominent Adams apple, reluctantly separated himself from his cronies and shuffled over to the house. He and Rhodes settled themselves on the edge of the porch.

Howd you come to find her, Bill? Rhodes asked.

Tomkins gestured toward the dirt road that ran in front of the house. I live just up the road, he said. His voice had a slight wheeze in it, because Bill smoked a lot. Nearly every day I have to go get something or other at Hods store, like biscuits or milk maybe, and when I passed by here today I saw that the front door was open. So I just thought Id stop by, you know, like a neighbor, and say hello to Elmer. Thats when I found her. His voice trailed off.