PRAISE FOR MIKE SACKS
Poking a Dead Frog
A greater look into the craft and business of comedy writing than you can find anywhere else.... A comedy nerd Bible.
Bradford Evans, Splitsider
No one generates more interesting, revealing, entertaining interviews than Mike Sacks. His love and knowledge of comedy are apparent, and, as a result, the fascinating and sometimes tight-lipped comedy greats open up to him in ways they rarely do. Poking a Dead Frog is a classic.
Bob Odenkirk
And Heres the Kicker
Comedy writers... tend to be depressed, brilliant, erratic, and sometimes even funny. Mike Sackss collection of remarkably frank interviews with twenty-one of them reads like a secret history of popular culture.
Time
One of the most essential comedy resources ever written.... An indispensable window into the minds of many of the most influential comedic minds of the last several decades.
Comedy Central Insider
Compulsively readable... enormously winning... [and] filled with great advice on how to make it in an insanely difficult field. If someone were to ask me how to break into comedy writing, I would encourage them to read this book.... A funny, sad, tremendously insightful group portrait of the comic mind.
Nathan Rabin, The Onion
Entertaining and informative.
The New York Times
A fascinating mix of cultural reportage, how-to, and hagiography... Sacks digs into the inner workings of the comic mind (a sometimes deeply troubled one) and into the inner sanctum of the writers room.
The Austin Chronicle
Laughter may be universal, but the world of comedy writing is shrouded in mystery.... [Sacks] helps lift the veil.
Vanity Fair
Your Wildest Dreams, Within Reason
Your Wildest Dreams, Within Reason makes you laugh out loud, and at the same time it inspires wonder.... Mike Sacks is not just a sensational comic writer, but a sensational writerperiod.
David Sedaris
A brilliant and hilarious writer.
Comedy Central Insider
A hugely eclectic and highly original collection.
The Huffington Post
The fun in Your Wildest Dreams is watching Sacks unpack his weirdness, and theres plenty of weirdness to unpack.... [A] breezy, imaginative humor anthology.
The Onion
Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk
Finally, someone has managed to find the hilarious flipside to the unspeakable tragedy we all know as human sexuality.
Jon Stewart
A spot-on parody of earnest sex guides, Our Bodies, Our Junk is a hilarious and addictive page-turner.
Publishers Weekly
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For K & Little D,
and for my parents, Elaine and Jerry
Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect.
Teller
I was not the class clown.... Ive always maintained that the class clown, the guy [who] when the teacher is out of the room sets the clock back, makes noise, throws water balloons around the room, those kids... grow up and theyre killed in a motel shoot-out.
Conan OBrien
I wanted to play on the dark side, a little bit under the center of tonality. Not really flat, but just on the underneath side.
Chet Baker
And now Ill serve you the beans you so justly deserve.
Chris Elliott as Marlon Brando, Late Night with David Letterman
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
The late comedy writer Jerry Belson, a veteran of The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Odd Couple, and The Drew Carey Show, among other classic sitcoms, wrote a joke that became one of the most well known, and most retold, in the history of television. Its from a 1973 episode of The Odd Couple:
Never ASSUME. Because when you assume, you make an ASS of U and ME.
The joke is undeniably great. But perhaps the best and most effective joke that Belson ever wroteand he wrote untold thousandsis the inscription that he wanted engraved on his tombstone:
I DID IT THEIR WAY
In other words: Hollywoods way. The executives way. The wrong way.
Belsons tombstone epitaph never made it beyond the first-draft stage, but regardless, one would think that Belson had done it his way. Plenty of credits. Plenty of money. Plenty of respect from those within the industry. And yet, if theres one motif evident in the lives of comedy writers, its the nagging feeling that one can never have it his or her own way. That a comedy writer must always genuflect to those with the power, with the moneythose who deem themselves arbiters of What Is Funny.
Whether through executive negligence or creative bartering on the part of the writers, the most beloved comedies of our time have avoided this trap. When Monty Python created their four-season television series, Flying Circus, they did so with minimal help from the BBC. In fact, as one of the Pythons, Terry Jones, explains in this book, BBC executives were disinterested in the resultuntil they saw the final product. Then they came terribly close to erasing the entirety of Monty Pythons first season for the grand purpose of reusing the tapes to record more serious entertainment.
The creators of The Simpsons made it clear from the shows inception that there would be no executive meddling. James L. Brooks, also interviewed in this book, declared, in essence, Stay away from our jokes, and we will produce a show for the ages