Ellery Queen - The Lamp of God

If a story began: Once upon a time in a house cowering in wilderness there lived an old and eremitical creature named Mayhew, a crazy man who had buried two wives and lived a life of death; and this house was known as The Black House if a story began in this fashion, it would strike no one as especially remarkable. There are people like that who live in houses like that, and very often mysteries materialize like ectoplasm about their wild-eyed heads.

Now however disorderly Mr. Ellery Queen may be by habit, mentally he is an orderly person. His neckties and shoes might be strewn about his bedroom helter-skelter, but inside his skull hums a perfectly oiled machine, functioning as neatly and inexorably as the planetary system. So if there was a mystery about one Sylvester Mayhew, deceased, and his buried wives and gloomy dwelling, you may be sure the Queen brain would seize upon it and worry it and pick it apart and get it all laid out in neat and shiny rows. Rationality, that was it. No esoteric mumbo-jumbo could fool that fellow. Lord, no! His two feet were planted solidly on Gods good earth, and one and one made two always and thats all there was to that.

Of course, Macbeth had said that stones have been known to move and trees to speak; but, pshaw! for these literary fancies. In this day and age, with its Cominterns, its wars of peace, its fasces and its rocketry experiments? Nonsense! The truth is, Mr. Queen would have said, there is something about the harsh, cruel world we live in thats very rough on miracles. Miracles just dont happen any more, unless they are miracles of stupidity or miracles of national avarice. Everyone with a grain of intelligence knows that.

Oh, yes, Mr. Queen would have said; there are yogis, voodoos, fakirs, shamans, and other tricksters from the effete East and primitive Africa, but nobody pays any attention to such pitiful monkeyshines I mean, nobody with sense. This is a reasonable world and everything that happens in it must have a reasonable explanation.

You couldnt expect a sane person to believe, for example, that a three-dimensional, flesh-and-blood, veritable human being could suddenly stoop, grab his shoelaces, and fly away. Or that a water-buffalo could change into a golden-haired little boy before your eyes. Or that a man dead one hundred and thirty-seven years could push aside his tombstone, step out of his grave, yawn, and then sing three verses of Mademoiselle from Armentieres. Or even, for that matter, that a stone could move or a tree speak yea, though it were in the language of Atlantis or Mu.

Or... could you?

The tale of Sylvester Mayhews house is a strange tale. When what happened happened, proper minds tottered on their foundations and porcelain beliefs threatened to shiver into shards. Before the whole fantastic and incomprehensible business was done, God Himself came into it. Yes, God came into the story of Sylvester Mayhews house, and that is what makes it quite the most remarkable adventure in which Mr. Ellery Queen, that lean and indefatigable agnostic, has ever become involved.

The early mysteries in the Mayhew case were trivial mysteries merely because certain pertinent facts were lacking; pleasantly provocative mysteries, but scarcely savorous of the supernatural.

Ellery was sprawled on the hearthrug before the hissing fire that raw January morning, debating with himself whether it was more desirable to brave the slippery streets and biting wind on a trip to Centre Street in quest of amusement, or to remain where he was in idleness but comfort, when the telephone rang.

It was Thorne on the wire. Ellery, who never thought of Thorne without perforce visualizing a human monolith a long-limbed, gray-thatched male figure with marbled cheeks and agate eyes, the whole man coated with a veneer of ebony, was rather startled. Thorne was excited; every crack and blur in his voice spoke eloquently of emotion. It was the first time, to Ellerys recollection, that Thorne had betrayed the least evidence of human feeling.

Whats the matter? Ellery demanded. Nothings wrong with Ann, I hope? Ann was Thomes wife.

No, no. Thorne spoke hoarsely and rapidly, as if he had been running.

Where the deuce have you been? I saw Ann only yesterday and she said she hadnt heard from you for almost a week. Of course, your wifes used to your preoccupation with those interminable legal affairs, but an absence of six days

Listen to me, Queen, and dont hold me up. I must have your help. Can you meet me at Pier 54 in half an hour? Thats North River.

Of course.

Thorne mumbled something that sounded absurdly like: Thank God! and hurried on: Pack a bag. For a couple of days. And a revolver. Especially a revolver, Queen.

I see, said Ellery, not seeing at all.

Im meeting the Cunarder Coronia. Docking this morning. Im with a man by the name of Reinach, Dr. Reinach. Youre my colleague; get that? Act stern and omnipotent. Dont be friendly. Dont ask him or me questions. And dont allow yourself to be pumped. Understood?

Understood, said Ellery, but not exactly clear. Anything else?

Call Ann for me. Give her my love and tell her I shant be home for days yet, but that youre with me and that Im all right. And ask her to telephone my office and explain matters to Crawford.

Do you mean to say that not even your partner knows what youve been doing?

But Thorne had hung up.

Ellery replaced the receiver, frowning. It was stranger than strange. Thorne had always been a solid citizen, a successful attorney who led an impeccable private life and whose legal practice was dry and unexciting. To find old Thorne entangled in a web of mystery...

Ellery drew a happy breath, telephoned Mrs. Thorne, tried to sound reassuring, yelled for Djuna, hurled some clothes into a bag, loaded his.38 police revolver with a grimace, scribbled a note for Inspector Queen, dashed downstairs and jumped into the cab Djuna had summoned, and landed on Pier 54 with thirty seconds to spare.

There was something terribly wrong with Thorne, Ellery saw at once, even before he turned his attention to the vast fat man by the lawyers side. Thorne was shrunken within his Scotch-plaid greatcoat like a pupa which has died prematurely in its cocoon. He had aged years in the few weeks since Ellery had last seen him. His ordinarily sleek cobalt cheeks were covered with a straggly stubble. Even his clothing looked tired and uncared-for. And there was a glitter of furtive relief in his bloodshot eyes as he pressed Ellerys hand that was, to one who knew Thrones self-sufficiency and aplomb, almost pathetic.

But he merely remarked: Oh, hello, there, Queen. Weve a longer wait than we anticipated, Im afraid. Want you to shake hands with Dr. Herbert Reinach. Doctor, this is Ellery Queen.

Dyou do, said Ellery curtly, touching the mans im mense gloved hand. If he was to be omnipotent, he thought, he might as well be rude, too.Surprise, Mr. Thorne? said Dr. Reinach in the deepest voice Ellery had ever heard; it rumbled up from the caverns of his chest like the echo of thunder. His little purplish eyes were very, very cold.

A pleasant one, I hope, said Thorne.

Ellery snatched a glance at his friends face as he cupped his hands about a cigarette, and he read approval there. If he had struck the right tone, he knew how to act thenceforth. He flipped the match away and turned abruptly to Thorne. Dr. Reinach was studying him in a half-puzzled, half-amused way.

Wheres the Coronia?

Held up in quarantine, said Thorne. Somebodys seriously ill aboard with some disease or other and theres been difficulty in clearing her passengers. It will take hours, I understand. Suppose we settle down in the waiting-room for a bit.