Stuart MacBride - In the Cold Dark Ground

As always Ive received a lot of help from a lot of people while I was writing this book, so Id like to take this opportunity to thank: Prof. Sue Black, Dr Roos Eisma, Vivienne McGuire, all at the University of Dundees Centre for Anatomy and Human Identification and their principal & Vice-Chancellor, Professor Sir Pete Downes; PSD Chief Inspector Allan Ross, and Sergeant Bruce Crawford who answered far more daft questions than anyone should ever have to; Sarah Hodgson, Jane Johnson, Julia Wisdom, Louise Swannell, Laura Fletcher, Sarah Collett, Charlie Redmayne, Roger Cazalet, Kate Elton, Sarah Benton, Damon Greeney, Kate Stephenson, the eagle-eyed Anne OBrien, Marie Goldie, the DC Bishopbriggs Naughty Posse, and everyone at HarperCollins, for doing such a stonking job; Phil Patterson and the team at Marjacq Scripts, for keeping my cat in shoes all these years; and Isla Anderson who helped raise money for a worthy cause to appear as a character in this book.

Of course, there wouldnt be any books without bookshops, booksellers, and book readers so thank you all, youre stars.

And saving the best for last as always Fiona and Grendel.

He rolls over onto his side, blood pulsing from whats left of his nose. It stains his teeth dark pink. Bubbles at the side of his mouth. Explodes out in a shower of scarlet droplets as the boot slams into his bare stomach again. And again. And again.

He just twitches with the impact. Cant even defend himself not with both hands tied behind his back. Cant do anything but bleed and groan, naked on the damp forest floor.

His lips move, but the words are broken mushy things forced out between ruined teeth. Gnnnnfnnnn... mmmm... nnngh...

Do you see? A boot stamps down on his head. Something crunches. Do you see what happens?

Blood drips onto the mat of rusting pine needles, making it dark and shiny. Nnnngh...

Another voice: quiet, shaking. Please. Please, Ill do whatever you want. Please.

Damn right you will.

A black plastic bin-bag crackles out like the wing of a giant bat. It soars above him for a moment, then gets yanked into place, enveloping his head. The scratchy growl of duct tape rips through the air.

And, at last, he finds enough breath to scream.

Where the hell was Syd?

The song rambled to a halt, and the DJ was back. Wasnt that great? Weve got JC Williams on in just a minute, talking about her latest book PC Munroe and the Poisoners Cat, but first heres Stacy with all your eleven oclock news and weather. Stacy?

Logan screwed the cap on his Thermos, popped it on the dashboard, then wrapped his hands around the plastic cup. Warmth seeped into his fingers, almost making it as far as the frozen bones. Tendrils of steam mixed with his breath, fogging the windscreen.

Thanks, Bill. The hunt for missing Fraserburgh businessman, Martin Milne, continues today...

He wriggled in his seat, pulling himself deeper into the stabproof vest, like a turtle. Knees together, rubbing slightly to get maximum itchiness from the black Police-Scotland-issue trousers. Took a sip from the Thermos lid.

Tea: hot and milky. Manna from heaven. Well, from the station canteen, but close enough.

...concerned for his safety after his car was found abandoned in a lay-by outside Portsoy...

Logan wiped a porthole in the passenger window.

Skeletal trees loomed on either side of the dirt track. Gunmetal puddles in ragged-edged potholes. The bare stalks of old nettles poked out of the yellow grass like the spears of a long-dead army. All fading into the dull grey embrace of February drizzle.

Something bright moved in the distance where the oak and beech gave way to regular ranks of pine a fluorescent-yellow high-viz smear. Then the woods swallowed it.

...with any information to call one-zero-one. A teenage driver who crashed through the front window of Poundland in Peterhead was six times over the drink-drive limit...

Sitting next to the Thermos, his mobile phone dinged, skittering an inch to the right as it vibrated. He grabbed it before it fell off the dashboard. Pressed his thumb on the text message icon.

Laz: call me back ASAP!

No screwing about its urgent!

Where the hell are you?!?

Sodding DCI Sodding Steel. Third time today.

Leave me alone. Im working, OK? That all right with you?

He deleted the message. Scowled at the empty screen.

... eight pints of cider at a friends eighteenth birthday party...

A pair of headlights sparked in the rear-view mirror: the cavalry had arrived. With any luck theyd brought biscuits with them.

...remanded in custody. The body of a young woman, discovered ten days ago in woods outside Inverurie, has been formally identified...

Logan took another sip of tea, then popped the door open, climbing out as a battered green Fiat lurched and rolled to a halt, windscreen wipers squealing across the glass.

Everything smelled of dirt and mould and green.

...Emily Benton, a nineteen-year-old philosophy student from Aberdeenshire...

The Renaults door clunked open and a man climbed out, dressed in tatty black combat trousers and a quilted black fleece. Big grin on his face. Short grey hair circled a wide strip of shiny pink scalp. His breath steamed out into the drizzly morning. Fine day for it. He pulled a baseball cap from his back pocket: black with POLICE embroidered over a black-and-white checked strip. He put it on, hiding his bald patch from the rain.

Logan toasted him with the Thermos cup. Syd. You bring your hairy friends with you?

Emily was last seen leaving the Formartine House Hotel on Saturday night...

Syd leaned back into the car and came out with a thick leather lead, draped it around his neck, under his arms, and clipped it behind his back, like DIY braces. Thought you and your minions already searched this one.

...anxious to trace the driver of a red Ford Fiesta seen in the vicinity.

Didnt find anything. A shrug. Thanks for coming.

Forget about it. Syd waved a hand. Only so many times you can watch Lord of the Rings. He marched around to the back of the car and popped the boot open. A golden retriever scrabbled out onto the track, tail wagging, feet pounding round and round his master, nose up to him, mouth hanging open. You ready to put that nose back to work, Lusso? Are you? Yes you are. Yes you are. He ruffled the dogs ears. Do you good to get off your backside and do some work for a change, you fat lump.

...appeal for witnesses. Now, are you ready for Valentines Day? Well, one enterprising teenager is auctioning his booking for a romantic meal for two at the Silver Darling restaurant in

Logan clicked the radio off and downed the last of his tea. Pulled a padded high-viz jacket on over his stabproof vest, then dipped into the kitbag stuffed down into the rear footwell. Came out with a brown paper evidence bag. Here you go.

Socks?

Better. Logan opened the bag and came out with a red T-shirt. The company name was speckled with paint: GEIRRD ~ CONTAINER MANAGEMENT AND LOGISTICS

Well, you never know your luck. Since we retired, Lussos sniffed out nothing more challenging than other dogs bumholes. He unrolled a small fluorescent-yellow waistcoat thing and slipped it over the golden retrievers head, clipping the straps together behind its front legs. Then Syd took the T-shirt and wadded it up into a ball. Squatted down and held it under Lussos shiny black nose. Big sniffs.