Stuart Woods - Family Jewels

Stone Barrington fell into his chair at his desk. He had flown his airplane across the Atlantic from England the day before, and however much sleep he had had that night had not been enough. Joan Robertson, his secretary, came into his office bearing a mug of steaming coffee.

Welcome back, she said. You look terrible.

Thanks for confirming that for me. Its jet lag.

I thought you didnt get that, if you flew your own airplane.

A myth, apparently. He tasted the coffee and burned his tongue. He made a face. Do you have to make it this hot?

That is the temperature that the coffeepot operates at, and youve never complained about it before. Let it sit there for a minute or two and itll cool down. Your first patient of the day is waiting to see you.

Patient? What am I, a dentist?

More of a psychiatrist, I guess. Somehow, I think of them all as patients.

I dont have any appointments this morning.

This one is a walk-in.

Do we take walk-ins here? I dont remember doing that.

Sure we do. Some of your most interesting patients have been walk-ins. And anyway, you look as though you could use something to take your mind off the hangover.

Its not a hangover, its jet lag. I dont drink when I fly.

Take your mind off the jet lag, then.

Oh, all right, send him in.

Sexist! You assume its a man.

All right, send her in.

Now youre assuming its a woman.

Im running out of choices humor me.

Right. Joan walked out of the office, and he heard her say, The doctor will see you now. This was followed by a laugh, a female laugh. Joan led in a woman. This is Mr. Barrington. Mr. Barrington, this is Ms. Fiske.

Stone tried to focus on her and failed. The blur of her was tall and slim, though, and that was a start.

How do you do? she asked in a low-pitched voice.

Stone felt as if he were Humphrey Bogart, meeting Lauren Bacall for the first time. Very well, thank you, he said, struggling to his feet and extending a hand. Wont you sit down?

She shook his hand, then sat down across the desk from him and crossed her legs. Thank you.

Would you like some coffee?

You look as though you need it more than I, she said.

Theres enough for both of us.

Ive already had my morning coffee, and a second cup would just get me wired.

It was easier to focus on her sitting down, and, once he was able to focus, it was very pleasant, too. She had blond hair, parted on the right and held back by a tortoiseshell clip. Its not working that way for me not yet, anyway. He took another sip and didnt burn his tongue.

You look jet-lagged.

I am thank you for not suggesting I have a hangover.

Youre welcome. Where have you flown in from?

The south of England.

London?

Farther south Hampshire.

But you flew from London.

No, from Hampshire.

I didnt know you could do that fly from Hampshire to New York.

You can, but you have to fly the airplane yourself.

And it would have to be a big enough airplane to have that kind of range.

No, just big enough to make it to the Azores, then Newfoundland, then Teterboro.

And how big is that?

You know Citations?

Yes, my former husband owned one, until the bank took it away from him.

A Citation M2.

Oh. I used to fly a Bonanza.

The conversation was cutting the fog, so he continued. So did I a B-36TC.

Mine was an A36.

Sweet airplane, isnt it?

It was. My husband made me sell it when we got married. He was afraid to fly with me.

The swine.

Now that you mention it, yes. Hes why Im here.

Are you divorced?

Yes, almost a year ago.

Did you get a satisfactory settlement?

No, but he did.

Ah.

Exactly.

Does he want more?

Yes, but he knows he has no chance of that.

Then whats the problem?

He wont leave me alone he follows me, turns up at places Im going.

Does he bother you on those occasions?

Yes. Oh, he doesnt push me around or anything, he just stares at me unrelentingly.

Theres a word for that stalking. And theres a very useful New York State law against it.

Sure there is, but it wont do me any good when Im dead.

Has he threatened you?

He doesnt speak, he just stares.

But you think he wants to kill you?

I know he does. He told me right after we were married that if I ever left him, hed kill me. I have no reason to doubt him.

How long were you married?

About five months, before I filed for divorce.

And youve been divorced for nearly a year?

Thats correct.

Stone took a big swig of the coffee; it was clearing his head. Then why hasnt he killed you?

He just isnt ready yet. Harvey was always a planner. I dont think that has changed.

Stone took a yellow pad from a desk drawer and picked up a pen. All right, lets start at the beginning. What is your name?

Carrie Jarman Fiske.

Jarman?

My grandfather was in shoes Jarman shoes.

I see. Address?

She gave him a very, very good Park Avenue address.

Age?

Thats rude.

Im guessing, forty...

Thirty-four.

That was my first guess. Are you employed, Ms. Fiske?

Self-employed. Im an investor.

Any children?

None. I took precautions.

What is your ex-husbands name?

Harvey Biggers.

Is he employed?

Yes.

What is his business?

Managing my money.

Before that?

Managing other peoples money.

Was he successful at managing your money?

He would have been an abject failure if I had listened to him.

Beg pardon? He didnt have control of your funds?

Certainly not. I may have been stupid to marry him, but Im not crazy. He thought he managed my money, but he had no control of it. He would say, Sell Apple, and Id pretend to call my broker and tell him to sell Apple.

So you never sold Apple?

Of course not. My grandfather left those shares to me, twenty-five thousand of them, also ten thousand shares of a very nice company called Berkshire Hathaway.

Your grandfather was a good stock picker. How long ago did he leave you these shares?

He died when I was seven.

You said he was in shoes?

He was a traveling salesman. He sold mens suits and shoes to stores all over the Southeast. But he was also a very good poker player, very shrewd. He played poker almost every night for forty years when he was on the road, and he banked his winnings. Then, once a month, he would invest them. The shares were put into a trust when he died, and I got control when I was twenty-five.

And when you divorced, what did you have to give your husband?

A hundred thousand dollars.

That was it?

Yep. I wrote him a check, moved his stuff out of my apartment, and told the doormen to call the police if he ever showed up.

Did you have a restraining order against him?

Yes, one that prevents him from coming closer to me than a hundred feet, and he never has.

So, youre legally divorced, your settlement was paid, and he hasnt violated the TRO?

That is correct.

Then theres nothing we can do. Legally.

How about illegally?

No, no, dont even think that. Do you have your ex-husbands address?

She gave him the number of an apartment building on Second Avenue. Its a studio, she said. I suppose hes living frugally.

Do you have a will?

She blinked. Yes. I forgot. And hes the sole heir. How could I forget that? She slapped her forehead.

Where is the original of the will?

Its in my safe, in my apartment.

Well, when its convenient, get it to me. In the meantime, lets draw up a new will.