Cath Staincliffe - Dead Wrong

The third book in the Sal Kilkenny series, 1998

It never rains but it pours. Tell me about it. Everything had been quiet for weeks. So quiet Id been reduced to serving injunctions and other papers for a solicitor Rebecca Henderson of Platt, Henderson & Cockfoot. Yes, Cockfoot. Not exactly a drought of work but no more than a drizzle. Certainly not enough to top up the reservoirs of cash that I needed to keep myself and my daughter Maddie.

I hate delivering injunctions. Its a thankless task. The people youre finding dont want to be found. And they definitely dont want to receive the papers. I usually scarper as soon as theyve got hold of the documents, before realisation dawns, but some of them cotton on quick and are all for shooting the messenger.

Im a fully paid-up coward when it comes to physical or even verbal aggression. Not only does it hurt like hell and do nasty things to your body, but it messes up your soul too. Scars on the inside as well as the outside. Ive had my share of assaults and Ill do anything to reduce the risks of it happening again.

But despite my best intentions Ive never been able to stick with regular self-defence classes. Life interrupts too often. My fallback position is to practise three simple moves whenever I remember the knee to the balls, the fingers in the eyeballs, and the one to use when theyve got you from behind: elbow in the ribs at the same time as you stamp hard on their feet. The follow-up to all of these is to run like mad.

Sometimes I take Digger, the house dog, with me for show. Hes the sort of dog who would lie patiently waiting for me while I was being ripped limb from limb, but I bank on the fact that you cant tell that by looking. I have toyed with the idea of getting him one of those studded collars to beef up his image but I couldnt do it. I mean, I wouldnt be seen dead with a dog dressed like that. Undercovers all very well but Ive got to draw the line somewhere.

The night that the monsoon began, so to speak, Digger and I were after Mr Kearsal in Belle Vue. Theres not much of the old Belle Vue left, what with the East Manchester redevelopment. The dog tracks still there people are still going to the dogs in Manchester but as far as housing goes theres just fragments left here and there, cut off from everything by the new wider roads and the barren industrial estates. Bleak places, shops and pubs long gone, they reek of neglect and isolation. Maybe they too are due for demolition, to be replaced by yet more superstores and petrol stations.

Number 53 was in the middle of the redbrick terrace. I parked a little way past it, checked Id got the right envelope and reined in Digger. I left the car door open for a fast getaway.

The downstairs window was partly boarded up with wood on which someone had scrawled Cantona and Giggs the kings in red. Someone else had scratched over this in black: Giggs sucks Man City rule. Given that United had just won the Cup Final, while Manchester City had been relegated, this City fans analysis displayed an incredible triumph of hope over reality (no bad thing for anyone having to live round there).

I knocked on the door. There was no answer. It was a muggy June evening, the sky a sullen blank holding onto its rain. I could hear the television from a neighbouring house and a child crying. I knocked again. Where was he? Evenings and early mornings were usually the best time to catch people in, though if they were unemployed they werent best pleased to be woken up early by someone at the door. It was nearly seven; Id timed it so if Mr Kearsal had any plans for going out that night, Id be likely to get him before he left. I knocked again.

The door of the adjoining house opened and a woman stepped out. Shed short grey hair and glasses and wore a pinafore and mules straight out of the 1950s.

Can I help, love?

Im looking for Mr Kearsal, I explained.

She shook her head. Not seen him about. Mind you, I dont- these days. Not since, lets think, last week sometime. You from the social work?

No. I didnt want to tell her what I was doing there.

Only they said theyd send someone, you see, she pressed on, Victim Support or something, after the burglary. Shook him up, that did. I used to take him a bit of dinner now and then, if Harry and I were having a hot pot and that, or a nice bit of chicken but he doesnt like to answer the door now. I mean, the stories you hear.

I nodded, wondering where we were headed and whether to interrupt.

Now he sometimes goes to his sisters in Ashton but he usually tells me, and he knows if he needs anything he can just bang on the wall but hes not been himself since. Its aged him. You can see it. They took his wallet and then they duffed him up. Now what did they have to do that for?

I murmured in sympathy.

I could try calling for you if you like, she offered. He might be in there but not wanting to open the door.

Thank you.

Who shall I say?

He doesnt know me. I began to feel uncomfortable. If this good neighbour knew I was serving debt-collection papers on him she wouldnt be so keen to help. Ive some important papers for him.

She nodded. She pushed the letter box back and put her mouth to the gap then stepped sharply back and turned away as if shed been bitten.

Are you all right?

She shook her head emphatically, her eyes wild.

I shoved the papers in my pocket and dropped Diggers lead. I moved towards the door and pushed the metal flap up. The stench made me recoil as quickly as she had. As a child Id once kept a bucketful of dead crabs in the shed, unknown to my parents. After a week they smelt like this.

I pulled my sweatshirt up to cover my nose and mouth and opening the flap again, peered in. I couldnt see anything but the dismal hallway. But when I turned my ear to the door and listened I heard the buzzing and humming of flies and, as I realised what they were doing there, my stomach finally rebelled and I turned to the road and threw up.

We rang the police from Mrs Gradys. I waited with her. Id no desire to see what was left of Mr Kearsal, though I was curious about the manner of his death. It was hours before I could finally go, after countless cups of tea and Hob-Nobs.

The police arrived with vans and fancy tape and ambulances and men in suits. One of the suits came and talked to us, establishing who we were and our relationship to the deceased before noting the facts of our gruesome discovery. Mrs Grady was out in the kitchen busy making fresh tea when I was asked my name and the nature of my business in the area. I was glad she didnt have to learn that I was trying to serve papers on Mr Kearsal.

Outside, what neighbours there were had formed a little audience and Mrs Grady filled them in. The press arrived en masse from all the local free papers, plus the Manchester Evening News, the local television and radio. I explained quickly to Mrs Grady that I didnt want to be interviewed or photographed. She looked at me as if Id gone barmy but agreed and dutifully posed with another neighbour next to the police cordon.

One of the policemen made a brief statement to the effect that Mr Kearsal had been found hanging, and that at this stage there was no suspicion of foul play. A journalist asked if thered been a note. Yes, a note had been recovered from the scene.

At long last I got Digger and myself into the car and home. I wondered on the way what the score was with Platt & Co. if Id failed to serve the paper because the intended recipient was dead. Surely theyd pay me? Flipping heck, I deserved overtime and a bonus, given how long it had taken.