Erle Gardner - Honest Money and Other Short Novels

Honest Money, Black Mask, November 1932

The Top Comes Off, Black Mask, December 1932

Close Call, Black Mask, January 1933

Making the Breaks, Black Mask, June 1933

Devils Fire, Black Mask, July 1933

Blackmail with Lead, Black Mask, August 1933

The clock on the city hall was booming the hour of nine in the morning when Ken Corning pushed his way through the office door. On the frosted glass of that door appeared the words: Kenneth D. Corning, Attorney at Law Enter.

Ken Corning let his eye drift over the sign. It was gold leaf and untarnished. It was precisely thirty days since the sign painter had collected for the job, and the sign painter had collected as soon as his brush had finished the last letter of the last word of that sign.

The credit of young attorneys in York City wasnt of the best. This was particularly true of young lawyers who didnt seem to have an in with the administration,

Helen Vail was dusting her desk. She grinned at Ken.

He reached a hand to his inside pocket.

Pay day, he said.

Her eyes glinted with a softness that held a touch of the maternal.

Listen, Ken, let it go until you get started. I can hang on a while longer...

He took out a wallet, started spreading out ten-dollar bills. When he had counted out five of them, he pushed the pile over to her. There were two bills left in the wallet.

Honest, Ken...

He pushed his way to the inside office. Forget it, he said. I told you wed make it go. We havent started to fight yet.

She followed him in, the money m her hand. Standing in the doorway, very erect, chin up, she waited for him to turn to meet her gaze.

The outer door of the entrance office made a noise.

She turned. Looking over her shoulder, Ken could see the big man who stood on the threshold. He looked as though his clothes had been filled with apple jelly. He quivered and jiggled like a jellyfish on a board. Fat encased him in layers, an unsubstantial, soft fat that seemed to be hanging to his bones with a grip that was but temporary.

His voice was thin and falsetto.

I want to see the lawyer, lie shrilled.

Helen turned on her heel, called over her shoulder: All right, Mr. Corning. Ill enter up this retainer. To the man she said: Youll have to wait. Mr. Cornings preparing an important brief. Hell see you in a minute or two.

The pneumatic door check swung the door to.

Ken Corning turned in his swivel-chair and sent swift hands to Ms tie. From the outer office sounded the furious clack of a typewriter. Three minutes passed. The roller of the machine made sounds as the paper was ripped from it. The door of the private office banged open. Helen Vail pushed her way in, in an ecstasy of haste, crinkling a legal paper in her hands.

All ready for your signature, she said.

The pneumatic door check was swinging the door closed as Ken reached for the paper. On it had been written with the monotony of mechanical repetition, over and over: Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party.

The door completed its closing. The latch clicked.

Get his name? asked Ken.

Sam Parks. Hes nervous. Its a criminal case. Id have kept him waiting longer, but he wont stand for it. Hes looking at his watch twice in the last sixty seconds.

Ken patted her hand.

Okey. Good girl Shoot him in.

Helen walked to the door, opened it, smiled sweetly. You may come in now, Mr. Parks.

She held the door open. Ken could see the big man heaving his bulk free of the chair. He saw him blot out the light in the doorway as the girl stepped aside. He was signing a paper as the big man entered the office and paused. Ken kept his eyes on the paper until the door catch clicked. Then he looked up with a smile.

Mr. Parks, is it? he asked.

The big man grunted, waddled over to the chair which was placed so close to the new desk as to invite easy intimacy. He sat down, then, apparently feeling that the chair was too far away, started hitching it closer and closer to the desk. His voice was almost a shrill whisper.

My wife, he said, has been arrested.

Ken laid down the pen, looked professional.

What, he asked, is the charge?

The big mans shrill voice rattled off a string of swift words: Well, you see it was this way. We had a place, a little restaurant, and the officers came busting in without a warrant... tell me, can they come into a place without a warrant, that way?

Ken said crisply: They did, didnt they?

Yes.

Okey, then they can. Theyre not supposed to, but they did, they do and they can. What happened?

Well, that was about all. They claimed we were selling booze.

Kens voice was sharp.

Find any?

A little.

How much?

Ten or fifteen gallons.

Then they arrested you both?

The fat man blinked glassy eyes.

Just her. They didnt take me.

Why?

He fidgeted, and the layers of fat jiggled about.

Well, we sort of outslicked em. There had been a guy eating at one of the tables. He got wise as soon as the first man walked in on the raiding party. He ducked out the back. I sat down at his table and finished up his food. The wife pretended she didnt know me, and asked the officers if she could collect my bill before they took her. They said she could. I paid her fifty cents for the food and gave her a ten-cent tip. Then they closed up the place, took the booze away with em, and put me out. The wife said she ran the place alone.

Ken Corning twisted a pencil in his fingers.

Ill want a retainer of a hundred and fifty dollars, he said, and then Ill see what I can do and report.

The glassy eyes squinted.

You aint in with the gang here?

Im a newcomer.

The man opened his coat, disclosed a wrinkled vest and shirt, soggy with perspiration. He pulled a leather wallet from an inside pocket and pulled out a hundred dollar bill and a fifty. The wallet was crammed with money. He tossed the money carelessly on the desk.

The first thing to do, he said, is to see the wife. Tell her youre going to represent her, see? Let her know Im on the job, and tell her to keep a stiff upper lip, and to keep quiet, see? Tell her to keep quiet, see?

Ken Corning folded the money, got to his feet, stood there, signifying that the interview was over.

Come back when I send for you. Leave your name and address and your wifes name with the girl in the outer office so I can get my records straight. Leave a telephone number where you can be reached.

The man turned on the threshold.

You aint in with the ring? he asked, and there was a note of anxiety in his voice.

Ken Corning reached for a law book, shook his head.

The pneumatic door clicked shut.

Ken set down the law book and fingered the money. He turned it over and over in his fingers, He cocked his head on one side, listening. After a moment he heard the click of the outer door catch. Then Helen Vail was standing on the threshold of the inner office. Her eyes were starry.

Ken Corning waved the money.

Start an account for that bird, and credit it with a hundred and fifty.

She was smiling at him when the door opened. Broad shoulders pushed their way across the outer office. From his desk, Ken could see the man as he crossed the outer office. Helen Vail barred the inner office door.

Whom do you wish? she asked.

The man laughed, pushed past her, walked directly to Ken Cornings desk. He flipped back a corner of his coat with a casual hand.

Who, he asked, was the guy that just left here, and whatd he want?

Ken Corning pushed back the swivel-chair as he got to his feet.