Frederic Brown - Don't Look Behind You

Just sit back and relax, now. Try to enjoy this; its going be the last story you ever read, or nearly the last. After you finish it you can sit there and stall a while, you can find excuses to hang around your house, or your room, or your office, wherever youre reading this; but sooner or later youre going to have to get up and go out. Thats where Im waiting for you: outside. Or maybe closer than that. Maybe in this room.

You think thats a joke of course. You think this is just a story in a book, and that I dont really mean you. Keep right on thinking so. But be fair; admit that Im giving you fair warning.

Harley bet me I couldnt do it. He bet me a diamond hes told me about, a diamond as big as his head. So you see why Ive got to kill you. And why Ive got to tell you how and why and all about it first. Thats part of the bet. Its just the kind of idea Harley would have.

Ill tell you about Harley first. Hes tall and handsome, and suave and cosmopolitan. He looks something like Ronald Coleman, only hes taller. He dresses like a million dollars, but it wouldnt matter if he didnt; I mean that hed look distinguished in overalls. Theres a sort of magic about Harley, a mocking magic in the way he looks at you; it makes you think of palaces and far-off countries and bright music.

It was in Springfield, Ohio, that he met Justin Dean. Justin was a funny-looking little runt who was just a printer. He worked for the Atlas Printing Engraving Company. He was a very ordinary little guy, just about as different as possible from Harley; you couldnt pick two men more different. He was only thirty-five, but he was mostly bald already, and he had to wear thick glasses because hed worn out his eyes doing fine printing and engraving. He was a good printer and engraver; Ill say that for him.

I never asked Harley how he happened to come to Springfield, but the day he got there, after hed checked in at the Castle Hotel, he stopped in at Atlas to have some calling cards made. It happened that Justin Dean was alone in the shop at the time, and he took Harleys order for the cards; Harley wanted engraved ones, the best. Harley always wants the best of everything.

Harley probably didnt even notice Justin; there was no reason why he should have. But Justin noticed Harley all right, and in him he saw everything that he himself would like to be, and never would be, because most of the things Harley has, you have to be born with.

And Justin made the plates for the cards himself and printed them himself, and he did a wonderful jobsomething he thought would be worthy of a man like Harley Prentice. That was the name engraved on the card, just that and nothing else, as all really important people have their cards engraved.

He did fine-line work on it, freehand cursive style, and used all the skill he had. It wasnt wasted, because the next day when Harley called to get the cards he held one and stared at it for a while, and then he looked at Justin, seeing him for the first time. He asked, Who did this?

And little Justin told him proudly who had done it, and Harley smiled at him and told him it was the work of an artist, and he asked Justin to have dinner with him that evening after work, in the Blue Room of the Castle Hotel.

Thats how Harley and Justin got together, but Harley was careful. He waited until hed known Justin a while before he asked him whether or not he could make plates for five and ten dollar bills. Harley had the contacts; he could market the bills in quantity with men who specialized in passing them, andmost importanthe knew where he could get paper with the silk threads in it, paper that wasnt quite the genuine thing, but was close enough to pass inspection by anyone but an expert.

So Justin quit his job at Atlas and he and Harley went to New York, and they set up a little printing shop as a blind, on Amsterdam Avenue south of Sherman Square, and they worked at the bills. Justin worked hard, harder than he had ever worked in his life, because besides working on the plates for the bills, he helped meet expenses by handling what legitimate printing work came into the shop.

He worked day and night for almost a year, making plate after plate, and each one was a little better than the last, and finally he had plates that Harley said were good enough. That night they had dinner at the Waldorf-Astoria to celebrate and after dinner they went the rounds of the best night clubs, and it cost Harley a small fortune, but that didnt matter because they were going to get rich.

They drank champagne, and it was the first time Justin ever drank champagne and he got disgustingly drunk and must have made quite a fool of himself. Harley told him about it afterwards, but Harley wasnt mad at him. He took him back to his room at the hotel and put him to bed, and Justin was pretty sick for a couple of days. But that didnt matter, either, because they were going to get rich.

Then Justin started printing bills from the plates, and they got rich. After that, Justin didnt have to work so hard, either, because he turned down most jobs that came into the print shop, told them he was behind schedule and couldnt handle any more. He took just a little work, to keep up a front. And behind the front, he made five and ten dollar bills, and he and Harley got rich.

He got to know other people whom Harley knew. He met Bull Mallon, who handled the distribution end. Bull Mallon was built like a bull, that was why they called him that. He had a face that never smiled or changed expression at all except when he was holding burning matches to the soles of Justins bare feet. But that wasnt then; that was later, when he wanted Justin to tell him where the plates were.

And he got to know Captain John Willys of the Police Department, who was a friend of Harleys, to whom Harley gave quite a bit of the money they made, but that didnt matter either, because there was plenty left and they all got rich. He met a friend of Harleys who was a big star of the stage, and one who owned a big New York newspaper. He got to know other people equally important, but in less respectable ways.

Harley, Justin knew, had a hand in lots of other enterprises besides the little mint on Amsterdam Avenue. Some of these ventures took him out of town, usually over weekends. And the weekend that Harley was murdered Justin never found out what really happened, except that Harley went away and didnt come back. Oh, he knew that he was murdered, all right, because the police found his body with three bullet holes in his chestin the most expensive suite of the best hotel in Albany. Even for a place to be found dead in Harley Prentice had chosen the best.

All Justin ever knew about it was that a long distance call came to him at the hotel where he was staying, the night that Harley was murderedit must have been a matter of minutes, in fact, before the time the newspapers said Harley was killed.

It was Harleys voice on the phone, and his voice was debonair and unexcited as ever. But he said, Justin? Get to the shop and get rid of the plates, the paper, everything. Right away. Ill explain when I see you. He waited only until Justin said, Sure, Harley, and then he said, Attaboy, and hung up.

Justin hurried around to the printing shop and got the plates and the paper and a few thousand dollars worth of counterfeit bills that were on hand. He made the paper and bills into one bundle and the copper plates into another, smaller one, and he left the shop with no evidence that it had ever been a mint in miniature.

He was very careful and very clever in disposing of both bundles. He got rid of the big one first by checking in at a big hotel, not one he or Harley ever stayed at, under a false name, just to have a chance to put the big bundle in the incinerator there. It was paper and it would burn. And he made sure there was a fire in the incinerator before he dropped it down the chute.