Robert Silverberg - The Pardoner's Tale

Key Sixteen, Housing Omicron Kappa, aleph sub-one, I said to the software on duty at the Alhambra gate of the Los Angeles Wall.

Software isnt generally suspicious. This wasnt even very smart software. It was working off some great biochipsI could feel them jigging and pulsing as the electron stream flowed through thembut the software itself was just a kludge. Typical gatekeeper stuff.

I stood waiting as the picoseconds went ticking away by the millions.

Name, please, the gatekeeper said finally.

John Doe. Beta Pi Upsilon 104324x.

The gate opened. I walked into Los Angeles.

As easy as Beta Pi.

The wall that encircles L.A. is a hundred, a hundred fifty feet thick. Its gates are more like tunnels. When you consider that the wall runs completely around the L.A. basin from the San Gabriel Valley to the San Fernando Valley and then over the mountains and down the coast and back the far side past Long Beach, and that its at least sixty feet high and all that distance deep, you can begin to appreciate the mass of it. Think of the phenomenal expenditure of human energy that went into building itmuscle and sweat, sweat and muscle. I think about that a lot.

I suppose the walls around our cities were put there mostly as symbols. They highlight the distinction between city and country-side, between citizen and uncitizen, between control and chaos, just as city walls did five thousand years ago. But mainly they serve to remind us that we are all slaves nowadays. You cant ignore the walls. You cant pretend they arent there. We made you build them, is what they say, and dont you ever forget that. All the same, Chicago doesnt have a wall sixty feet high and a hundred fifty feet deep. Houston doesnt. Phoenix doesnt. They make do with less. But L.A. is the main city. I suppose the Los Angeles wall is a statement: I am the Big Cheese. I am the Ham What Am.

The walls arent there because the Entities are afraid of attack. They know how invulnerable they are. We know it too. They just wanted to decorate their capital with something a little special. What the hell, it isnt their sweat that goes into building the walls. Its ours. Not mine personally, of course. But ours.

I saw a few Entities walking around just inside the wall, preoccupied as usual with God knows what and paying no attention to the humans in the vicinity. These were low-caste ones, the kind with the luminous orange spots along their sides. I gave them plenty of room. They have a way sometimes of picking a human up with those long elastic tongues, like a frog snapping up a fly, and letting him dangle in mid-air while they study him with those saucer-sized yellow eyes. I dont care for that. You dont get hurt, but it isnt agreeable to be dangled in mid-air by something that looks like a fifteen-foot-high purple squid standing on the tips of its tentacles. Happened to me once in St. Louis, long ago, and Im in no hurry to have it happen again.

The first thing I did when I was inside L.A. was find me a car. On Valley Boulevard about two blocks in from the wall I saw a 31 Toshiba El Dorado that looked good to me, and I matched frequencies with its lock and slipped inside and took about ninety seconds to reprogram its drive control to my personal metabolic cues. The previous owner must have been fat as a hippo and probably diabetic: her glycogen index was absurd and her phosphines were wild.

Not a bad car, a little slow in the shift but what can you expect, considering the last time any cars were manufactured on this planet was the year 2034.

Pershing Square, I told it.

It had nice capacity, maybe 60 megabytes. It turned south right away and found the old freeway and drove off toward downtown. I figured Id set up shop in the middle of things, work two or three pardons to keep my edge sharp, get myself a hotel room, a meal, maybe hire some companionship. And then think about the next move. It was winter, a nice time to be in L.A. That golden sun, those warm breezes coming down the canyons.

I hadnt been out on the Coast in years. Working Florida mainly, Texas, sometimes Arizona. I hate the cold. I hadnt been in L.A. since 36. A long time to stay away, but maybe Id been staying away deliberately. I wasnt sure. That last L.A. trip had left bad-tasting memories. There had been a woman who wanted a pardon and I sold her a stiff. You have to stiff the customers now and then or else you start looking too good, which can be dangerous; but she was young and pretty and full of hope and I could have stiffed the next one instead of her, only I didnt. Sometimes Ive felt bad, thinking back over that. Maybe thats what had kept me away from L.A. all this time.

A couple of miles east of the big downtown interchange traffic began backing up. Maybe an accident ahead, maybe a roadblock. I told the Toshiba to get off the freeway.

Slipping through roadblocks is scary and calls for a lot of hard work. I knew that I probably could fool any kind of software at a roadblock and certainly any human cop, but why bother if you dont have to?

I asked the car where I was.

The screen lit up. Alameda near Banning, it said. A long walk to Pershing Square, looked like. I had the car drop me at Spring Street and went the rest of the way on foot. Pick me up at 1830 hours, I told it. Corner ofummSixth and Hill. It went away to park itself and I headed for the Square to peddle some pardons.

It isnt hard for a good pardoner to find buyers. You can see it in their eyes: the tightly controlled anger, the smoldering resentment. And something else, something intangible, a certain sense of having a shred or two of inner integrity left, that tells you right away, Heres somebody willing to risk a lot to regain some measure of freedom. I was in business within fifteen minutes.

The first one was an aging surfer sort, barrel chest and that sun-bleached look. The Entities havent allowed surfing for ten, fifteen yearstheyve got their plankton seines just off shore from Santa Barbara to San Diego, gulping in the marine nutrients they have to have, and any beach boy who tried to take a whack at the waves out there would be chewed right up. But this guy must have been one hell of a performer in his day. The way he moved through the park, making little balancing moves as if he needed to compensate for the irregularities of the earths rotation, you could see how he would have been in the water. Sat down next to me, began working on his lunch. Thick forearms, gnarled hands. A wall-laborer. Muscles knotting in his cheeks: the anger, forever simmering just below boil.

I got him talking, after a while. A surfer, yes. Lost in the far-away and gone. He began sighing to me about legendary beaches where the waves were tubes and they came pumping end to end. Trestle Beach, he murmured. Thats north of San Onofre. You had to sneak through Camp Pendleton. Sometimes the Marines would open fire, just warning shots. Or Hollister Ranch, up by Santa Barbara. His blue eyes got misty. Huntington Beach. Oxnard. I got everywhere, man. He flexed his huge fingers. Now these fucking Entity hodads own the shore. Can you believe it? They own it. And Im pulling wall, my second time around, seven days a week next ten years.

Ten? I said. Thats a shitty deal.

You know anyone who doesnt have a shitty deal?

Some, I said. They buy out.

Yeah.

It can be done.

A careful look. You never know who might be a borgmann. Those stinking collaborators are everywhere.

Can it?

All it takes is money, I said.

And a pardoner.

Thats right.

One you can trust.

I shrugged. Youve got to go on faith, man.

Yeah, he said. Then, after a while: I heard of a guy, he bought a three-year pardon and wall passage thrown in. Went up north, caught a krill trawler, wound up in Australia, on the Reef. Nobodys ever going to find him there. Hes out of the system. Right out of the fucking system. What do you think that cost?