GREAT SOUTHERN MOLDYWARPE
(Talpa ferox rex)
Reproduced with permission from the archives of the Streggeye Molers Benevolent Society.
Credit: China Miville (illustration credit 1.1)
THIS IS THE STORY OF A BLOODSTAINED BOY.
There he stands, swaying as utterly as any windblown sapling. He is quite, quite red. If only that were paint! Around each of his feet the red puddles; his clothes, whatever colour they were once, are now a thickening scarlet; his hair is stiff & drenched.
Only his eyes stand out. The white of each almost glows against the gore, lightbulbs in a dark room. He stares with great fervour at nothing.
The situation is not as macabre as it sounds. The boy isnt the only bloody person there: hes surrounded by others as red & sodden as he. & they are cheerfully singing.
The boy is lost. Nothing has been solved. He thought it might be. He had hoped that this moment might bring clarity. Yet his head is still full of nothing, or he knows not what.
Were here too soon. Of course we can start anywhere: thats the beauty of the tangle, thats its very point. But where we do & dont begin has its ramifications, & this right now is not best chosen. Into reverse: let this engine go back. Just to before the boy was bloodied, there to pause & go forward again to see how we got here, to red, to music, to chaos, to a big question mark in a young mans head.
A MEAT ISLAND!
No. Back a bit.
A looming carcase?
Bit more.
Here. Weeks out, back when it was colder. The last several days spent fruitlessly pootling through rock passes & in the blue shadows of ice cliffs, late afternoon under a flinty sky. The boy, not yet bloodstained, was watching penguins. He stared at little rock islands furred in huddled birds plumping their oily feathers & shuffling together for comfort & warmth. Hed been giving them his attention for hours. When at last there came a sound from the speakers above, it made him start. It was the alarm for which he & the rest of the crew of the Medes had been waiting. A crackling blare. Then from the intercom came the exclamation: There she blows!
An instant frantic readiness. Mops were abandoned, spanners dropped, letters half-written & carvings half-whittled were thrust into pockets, never mind their wet ink, their saw-dusty unfinishedness. To windows, to guardrails! Everyone leaned into the whipping air.
The crew squinted into the frigid wind, stared past big slate teeth. They swayed with the Medess motion. Birds gusted nearby in hope, but no one was throwing scraps now.
Way off where perspective made the line of old rails meet, soil seethed. Rocks jostled. The ground violently rearranged. From beneath came a dust-muffled howl.
Amid strange landforms & stubs of antique plastic, black earth coned into a sudden hill. & up something clawed. Such a great & dark beast.
Soaring from its burrow in a clod-cloud & explosion it came. A monster. It roared, it soared, into the air. It hung a crazy moment at the apex of its leap. As if surveying. As if to draw attention to its very size. Crashed at last back down through the topsoil & disappeared into the below.
The moldywarpe had breached.
OF ALL THE GAPERS on the Medes none gaped harder than Sham. Shamus Yes ap Soorap. Big lumpy young man. Thickset, not always unclumsy, his brown hair kept short & out of trouble. Gripping a porthole, penguins forgotten, face like a light-hungry sunflower poking out of the cabin. In the distance the mole was racing through shallow earth, a yard below the surface. Sham watched the buckle in the tundra, his heart clattering like wheels on tracks.
No, this was not the first moldywarpe hed seen. Labours, as their playful groups were called, of dog-sized specimens constantly dug in Streggeye Bay. The earth between the iron & ties of the harbour was always studded with their mounds & backs. Hed seen pups of bigger species, too, miserable in earthtanks, brought back by hunters for Stonefacemas Eve; baby bottletop moldywarpes & moonpanther moldywarpes & wriggly tarfoot moldywarpes. But the great, really great, the greatest animals, Sham ap Soorap had seen only in pictures, during Hunt Studies.
He had been made to memorise a poemlike list of the moldywarpes other namesunderminer, talpa, muldvarp, mole. Had seen ill-exposed flatographs & etchings of the grandest animals. Stick-figure humans were drawn to scale cowering by the killer, the star-nosed, the ridged moldywarpe. & on one last much-fingered page, a page that concertinaed out to make its point about size, had been a leviathan, dwarfing the specklike person-scribble by it. The great southern moldywarpe, Talpa ferox rex. That was the ploughing animal ahead. Sham shivered.
The ground & rails were grey as the sky. Near the horizon, a nose bigger than him broke earth again. It made its molehill by what for a moment Sham thought a dead tree, then realised was some rust-furred metal strut toppled in long-gone ages, up-poking like the leg of a dead beetle god. Even so deep in the chill & wastes, there was salvage.
Trainspeople hung from the Medess caboose, swayed between carriages & from viewing platforms, tamping out footstep urgency over Shams head. Yes yes yes, Captain : the voice of Sunder Nabby, lookout, blurted from the speakers. Captain must have walkie-talkied a question & Nabby must have forgotten to switch to private. He broadcast his answer to the train, through chattering teeth & a thick Pittman accent. Big boar, Captain. Lots of meat, fat, fur. Look at the speed on him
The track angled, the Medes veered, the wind fed Sham a mouthful of diesely air. He spat into railside scrub. Eh? Well its black, Captain, Nabby said in answer to some unheard query. Of course. Good dark moldywarpe black.
A pause. The whole train seemed embarrassed. Then: Right. That was a new voice. Captain Abacat Naphi had patched in. Attention. Moldywarpe. Youve seen it. Brakers, switchers: to stations. Harpoonists: ready. Stand by to launch carts. Increase speed.
The Medes accelerated. Sham tried to listen through his feet, as hed been taught. A shift, he decided, from shrashshaa to dragndragun. He was learning the clatternames.
How goes treatment?
Sham spun. Dr. Lish Fremlo stared at him from the cabin threshold. Thin, ageing, energetic, gnarled as the windblown rocks, the doctor watched Sham from beneath a shag of gun-coloured hair. Oh Stonefaces preserve me, Sham thought, how bleeding long have you been there? Fremlo eyed a spread of wooden-&-cloth innards that Sham had lifted from the hollow belly of a manikin, that he should by now certainly have labelled & replaced, & that were still all over the floor.
Im doing it, Doctor, Sham said. I got a little there was He stuffed bits back within the model.
Oh. Fremlo winced at the fresh cuts Sham had doodled with his penknife in the models skin. What unholy condition are you giving that poor thing, Sham ap Soorap? I should perhaps intervene. The doctor put up a peremptory finger. Spoke not unkindly, in that distinct sonorous voice. Student life is not scintillating, I know. Two things youd best learn. One is toFremlo made a gentle motionto calm down. & another is what you can get away with. This is the first great southern of this trip, & that means your first ever. No one, including me, gives a trainmonkeys gonads if youre practicing right now.