Greg Bir - The War Dogs Trilogy

This book is dedicated to my favorite Mustangers: LCDR Dale F. Bear, USN, Retired LCDR Richmond D. Garrett, USN, Retired

And by extension to all who served with them in WW2, Korea, and Vietnam.

I also express my appreciation to those friends who helped make this a better book, and I am honored to pass along their own acknowledgments:

David Clark (Vietnam): Id like to list my military forebears, men who served as an example for me. My father, Ken Clark, WW2 Navy Signalman; Cecil Duke Crowell, US Navy hardhat diver, WW2; my grandfather Ernest Shultz, WWI Navy aviation pioneer; and my great-great-uncle George Booth, First Sergeant Company D, 155 PA Infantry, Army of the Potomac, American Civil War.

Donald E. McQuinn (Korea, Vietnam): My gratitude to every Marine of my past, and my thanks to our Marines of the present and future in the full confidence that theyll never fail to add luster to our Corps. Semper Fidelis.

Dan OBrien (Iraq): To the fallen Sailors and Marines of Kilo 3/12: Doc Noble, Cpl. McRae, Cpl. Zindars, and Lcpl. Lync, and all the others who fell on the moonscapes of Iraq and Afghanistan. No need to mention me, it seems trivial after mentioning them.

Im mentioning Dan anyway, because he helped, and he was there.

Heartfelt thanks to all for so much.

Im trying to go home. As the poet said, if you dont know where you are, you dont know who you are. Home is where you go to get all that sorted out.

Hoofing it outside Skybase Lewis-McChord, Im pretty sure this is Washington State, Im pretty sure Im walking along Pacific Highway, and this is the twenty-first century and not some fidging movie

But then a whining roar grinds the air and a broad shadow sweeps the road, eclipsing cafs and pawnshops and loan jointsfollowed seconds later by an eye-stinging haze of rocket fuel. I swivel on aching feet and look up to see a double-egg-and-hawksbill burn down from the sky, leaving a rainbow trail over McChord field

And I have to wonder.

I just flew in on one of those after eight months in the vac, four going out, three back. Seven blissful months in timeout, stuffed in a dark tube and soaked in Cosmoline.

All for three weeks in the shit. Rough, confusing weeks.

I feel dizzy. I look down, blink out the sting, and keep walking. Cosmoline still fidges with my senses.

Here on Earth, we dont say fuck anymore, the Gurus dont like it, so we say fidge instead. Part of the price of freedom. Out on the Red, we say fuck as much as we like. The angels edit our words so the Gurus wont have to hear.

SNKRAZ.

Joe has a funny story about fuck. Ill tell you later, but right now, Im not too happy with Joe. We came back in separate ships, he did not show up at the mob center, and my Cougar is still parked outside Skyport Virginia. I could grab a shuttle into town, but Joe told me to lie low. Besides, I badly want time alonetime to stretch my legs, put down one foot after another. Theres the joy of blue sky, if I can look up without keeling over, and open air without a helmand minus the rocket smellis a newness in the nose and a beauty in the lungs. In a couple of klicks, though, my insteps pinch and my calves knot. Earth tugs harsh after so long away. I want to heave. I straighten and look real serious, clamp my jaws, shake my headbarely manage to keep it down.

Suddenly, I dont feel the need to walk all the way to Seattle. I have my thumb and a decently goofy smile, but after half an hour and no joy, Im making up my mind whether to try my luck at a minimall Starbucks when a little blue electric job creeps up behind me, quiet as a bad fart. Quiet is not good.

I spin and try to stop shivering as the window rolls down. The driver is in her fifties, reddish hair rooted gray. For a queasy moment, I think she might be MHAT sent from Madigan. Joe warned me, For Christs sake, after all thats happened, stay away from the doctors. MHAT is short for Military Health Advisory Team. But the driver is not from Madigan. She asks where Im going. I say downtown Seattle. Climb in, she says. Shes a colonels secretary at Lewis, a pretty ordinary grandma, but she has these strange gray eyes that let me see all the way back to when her scorn shaped mens lives.

I ask if she can take me to Pike Place Market. Shes good with that. I climb in. After a while, she tells me she had a son just like me. He became a hero on Titan, she saysbut she cant really know that, because we arent on Titan yet, are we?

I say to her, Sorry for your loss. I dont say, Glad it wasnt me.

Hows the war out there? she asks.

Cant tell, maam. Just back and still groggy.

They dont let us know all we want to know, barely tell us all we need to know, because we might start speculating and lose focus.

She and I dont talk much after that. Fidging Titan. Sounds old and cold. What kind of suits would we wear? Would everything freeze solid? Mars is bad enough. Were almost used to the Red. Stay sharp on the dust and rocks. Thats where our shit is at. Leave the rest to the generals and the Gurus.

All part of the deal. A really big deal.

Titan. Jesus.

Grandma in the too-quiet electric drives me north to Spring Street, then west to Pike and First, where she drops me off with a crinkle-eyed smile and a warm, sad finger-squeeze. The instant I turn and see the market, she pips from my thoughts. Nothing has changed since vac training at SBLM, when we tired of the local bars and drove north, looking for trouble but ending up right here. We liked the market. The big neon sign. The big round clock. Tourists and merchants and more tourists, and that ageless bronze pig out in front.

A little girl in a pink frock sits astride the pig, grinning and slapping its polished flank. What we fight for.

Im in civvies but Cosmoline gives your skin a tinge that lasts for days, until you piss it out, so most everyone can tell Ive been in timeout. Civilians are not supposed to ask probing questions, but they still smile like knowing sheep. Hey, spaceman, welcome back! Tell me true, hows the vac?

I get it.

A nice Laotian lady and her sons and daughter sell fruit and veggies and flowers. Their booth is a cascade of big and little peppers and hot and sweet peppers and yellow and green and red peppers, Walla Walla sweets and good strong brown and fresh green onions, red and gold and blue and russet potatoes, yams and sweet potatoes, pole beans green and yellow and purple and speckled, beets baby and adult, turnips open boxed in bulk and attached to sprays of crisp green leaf. Around the corner of the booth I see every kind of mushroom but the screwy kind. All that roughage dazzles. Im accustomed to browns and pinks, dark blue, star-powdered black.

A salient of kale and cabbage stretches before me. I seriously consider kicking off and swimming up the counter, chewing through the thick leaves, inhaling the color, spouting purple and green. Instead, I buy a bunch of celery and move out of the tourist flow. Leaning against a corrugated metal door, I shift from foot to cramping foot, until finally I just hunker against the cool ribbed steel and rabbit down the celery leaves, dirt and all, down to the dense, crisp core. Love it. Good for timeout tummy.

Now that Ive had my celery, Im better. Time to move on. A mile to go before I sleep.

I doubt Ill sleep much.