Meg Cabot - Princess' Diaries

MEG CABOT

Acknowledgments

The author wishes to express her gratitude to the people who contributed in so many ways to the creation and publication of this book: Beth Ader, Jennifer Brown, Barbara Cabot, Charles and Bonnie Egnatz, Emily Faith, Laura Langlie, Ron Markman, Abigail McAden, A. Elizabeth Mikesell, Melinda Mounsey, David Walton, Allegra Yeley and, most especially, Benjamin Egnatz.

"Whatever comes," she said, "cannot alter one thing. If I am a princess in rags and tatters, I can be a princess inside. It would be easy to be a princess if I were dressed in cloth of gold, but it is a great deal more of a triumph to be one all the time when no one knows it."

ALITTLE PRINCESS

FRANCES HODGSON BURNETT

Contents

Acknowledgments

Epigraph

Tuesday, September 23

Sometimes it seems like all I ever do is lie.

My mom thinks Im repressing my feelings about this.

Wednesday, September 24, Fifth Period

Lillys like, "Mr. Gianinis cool."

Yeah, right. Hes cool if youre Lilly Moscovitz.

Thursday, September 25

In Algebra today all I could think about was how Mr. Gianini might put his tongue in my moms mouth . . .

Friday, September 26

LILLY MOSCOVITZS LIST OF HOTTEST GUYS(compiled during World Civ, with commentary . . .

Later on Friday

I was measuring my chest and totally not thinking about the fact that my mom was out with my Algebra teacher . . .

Saturday, September 27

I was asleep when my mom got home from her date last night . . .

Sunday, September 28

My dad called again today, and this time Mom reallywasat her studio, so I didnt feel so bad about lying . . .

Monday, September 29, G & T

Today I watched Mr. Gianini very closely for signs that he might not have had as good a time on his date . . .

Tuesday, September 30

Something really weird just happened. I got home from school, and my mom was there . . .

Wednesday, October 1

My dads here. Well, not here in the loft. Hes staying at the Plaza, as usual.

Notes from G & T

LillyI cant stand this. When is she going to go back to the teachers lounge?

Thursday, October 2,

Ladies Room at the Plaza Hotel

Well.

I guess now I know why my dad is so concerned . . .

Later on Thursday,

Penguin House, Central Park Zoo

Im so freaked out I can barely write, plus people keep bumping my elbow, and its dark in here, but whatever.

Even Later on Thursday

Of course, I couldnt hide out in the penguin house forever. Eventually, they flicked the lights . . .

Friday, October 3, Homeroom

Today when I woke up, the pigeons that live on the fire escape outside my window were cooing away . . .

More Friday, Algebra

Lilly could tell right away something was up. Oh, she swallowed the whole story . . .

Really Late on Friday,

Lilly Moscovitzs Bedroom

Okay, so I blew off Mr. Gianinis help session after school. I know I shouldnt have. Believe me . . .

Saturday, October 4,

Early, Still Lillys Place

Why do I always have such a good time when I spend the night at Lillys? I mean, its not like theyve got stuff . . .

Later on Saturday

The whole way home from Lillys I worried about what my mom and dad were going to say . . .

Saturday Night

I cant even believe what a loser I am. I mean, Saturday night, alone with my DAD!

Sunday, October 5

I cant believe Mr. Gianini told her. I cant believe he told my mother I skipped his stupid review session . . .

Monday, October 6, 3 a.m.

Ive been up all night, worrying about getting caught cheating. What will happen . . .

Monday, October 6, 4 a.m.

I tried washing the quadratic formula off my shoe, but it wont come off!

Monday, October 6, 7 a.m.

Decided to wear my Docs and throw my high-tops away on the way to school . . .

Monday, October 6, 9 a.m.

Realized in the car on the way to school that I could have taken the laces out of my high-tops . . .

Monday, October 6, G & T

Okay. I admit it. I looked.

Fat lot of good it did me, too.

Tuesday, October 7

Ode to AlgebraThrust into this dingy classroom . . .

Wednesday, October 8

Oh no.

Shes here.

Thursday, October 9

I found out why.

Shes giving me princess lessons.

Friday, October 10

Princess lessons.

I am not kidding. I have to go straight . . .

Saturday, October 11, 9:30 a.m.

So I was right: Lilly does think the reason Im not participating in the taping today is because . . .

Saturday, October 11

I can never go to school again. I can never go anywhere again. I will never leave this loft, ever, ever again.

Later on Saturday

Well, I dont know who Lilly Moscovitz thinks she is, but I sure know who she isnt: my friend.

Past Midnight, Sunday, October 12

She still hasnt called.

Sunday, October 12

Oh my God. I am so embarrassed. I wish I could disappear. You will never believe what just happened.

Later on Sunday

Oh, okay. According to my mom, who just came into my room, Mr. Gianini spent the night on the futon couch . . .

Even Later on Sunday