Bowler - Easy Ways to Pimp your Food

Introduction -- Pimp my red flyer -- Howd that get there? -- I Tried It -- I actually have a need for a hacksaw at my studio -- High fructose corn syrup is not a banned substance -- This exercise puts so much pressure on me-HEY! -- Circular heaven -- I could have sworn that sign means walk stiffly -- Is anyone home? -- Interview: Terry Marks -- I think my seven-year old could beat me in a race -- Love bug returns! -- Rock star! -- Your name was? -- Bugs just wanna have fun! --Stupid K -- Thats not the words! -- Danger, Will Robinson, danger! -- I Tried It -- Ultimate desk -- What day is it? -- Red and blue dogs -- Egg drop soup -- Dont underestimate the power of example! -- Where is that Q Ive been saving? -- Dude cmon! -- Million dollar idea list -- Is that how they made the pyramids? -- Interview: Kevin Carroll -- Good fences make good neighbors -- Shhhh Im hunting wabbits -- Its sort of like volleyball, but with Joe as the ball -- That guy is the shape of a caslon r, huh? -- My words caught a fly -- I was told thered be no math -- Once upon a tune -- Gnome, gnome on the range -- More Contents -- My astro-toupee -- I Tried It -- No rules! -- Dude, nice koala pinky! -- Tick, tick, tick, tick, boom! -- Whats a dot-com? -- I knew hed have a book of potions, right? -- Sharpie; shirt pocket; laundry bill -- Is that a diamond-studded coffee mug? -- I Tried It -- Hold on, Im folding my quarter -- Take a seat -- What is that thing dangling from you other arm? -- Three things -- You got a D in font selection? -- Can anyone direct me to the perfume aisle? -- Interview: Denise Weyhrich -- What the heck is a quince? -- Survival of the fittest -- There is always a better way -- Why cant I have an evil lair, too? -- If you cross your eyes like that, theyll stay that way -- You want an Acme What? -- I Tried It -- Where was this 25 years ago? -- Defend yourself! -- Agency Oz -- Mirror, mirror on the desk -- Can you feel the love? -- Excuse me, your three oclock is here -- That looks just like nothing -- I Tried It -- Nice hood ornament! -- Holy nightmares, batman! -- White or wheat? -- Prehistoric voicemail? -- Et tu, rombus 3000? -- Para-military-pens? -- And More Contents -- Did you get that license? -- Ill take a double scoop of pay-toilet, please -- Can you get curds at the deli down the street? -- Our janitor doesnt look like that! -- And the pitch-touchdown! -- Pimp my catapult! -- Interview: Brian Sack -- I think it needs more (insert noun here) -- Fore! Five! Watch out! -- Is that a fire pole? -- Im new and improved! -- Did he just tell me to steal third or is his nose running? -- How do you say red in cavemen? -- So should I stop where I am or run? -- Mmmmm-cardboard -- Its even got flaps! -- Dont push that button! -- E ticket ride -- I Tried It -- In a land far, far away -- Can someone show me the door? -- My totem is teetering -- Ill take the double raptor meal deal, please -- I didnt think she could eat all of that -- I cant find the surprise! -- Sorry, Charlie -- Weve got sprit, yes we do! -- I wear my sun-survivor-goggle-glasses at night -- Mine has five colored rings! -- Rest in peace -- Box that ferret, please -- I already have that one! -- Interview: Steve Morris -- Lets introduce you to Alex -- Supermans not home right now -- Back in my day, the fans didnt have lasers -- How do I get ink off my desk again? -- How do you draw music? -- It keeps things hot and cold! -- I didnt know I had it in me -- And Even More Contents -- Top dog -- Scott tired of bein Poe called for you -- Shoot, I pulled the door off again! -- I Tried It -- Life in the fast lane! -- Wheres this going? -- That penguin is throwing up on my pants -- Little dabll do ya! -- My new shoes are stuck in the ATM -- Is this how Milton and Bradley started? -- It still staples -- Do these shorts make my line look big? -- What time is it? -- Wheres that copy of emoticons illustrated? -- Pet rock, just got booted -- Ill take the next catapult, thanks -- Interview: Mike Dietz -- Does this dress make my brain look fat? -- Dont put this on your hood, though -- Wave em proud -- Yourre fired! -- I wouldnt have chosen relish for the carpet, but that just me -- Whered they get that? -- What does she over there have to do with that? -- Im gonna need a bigger fishbowl! -- Envelope, please -- I never knew so much about a pencil sharpener -- What does melancholy look like? -- We got the beat! -- Black eye Barts a lookin for ya! -- Poor hamster-never had a chance -- I Tried It -- I call it helveticaslon -- How do you photograph smelly? -- Twinkies count as two -- Should bees wear kneepads? -- I cant come in, I have the gout -- I cant spell abnormal martian with just seven characters! -- Like, Ummmm-I mean, its like -- Yes, Doc, I think I broke my pancreas sleeping -- Sheesh-More Contents -- Tweety would freak -- Trick or pantone book? -- Is my hair ok? -- Were gettin hitched! -- Did you just get really, really mad at that bank robber? -- Alohamobile -- Interview: Peleg Top -- Knock knock! -- Shoot! I left the ten trophy again!;Very green -- Drats -- Oh no, they didnt! -- Does that come in suede? -- Ill have the BBQ rack of vader please! -- What an odd place for a totem pole -- Dumb as a rock -- Have a nice day! -- Lick and stick -- Thats great, Moses is in foul trouble -- Is that a tailpipe, or are you just happy to see me? -- Water and air are cold -- I Tried It -- Whats next? -- How do I make a round chimney? -- Survivor: Madison Avenue -- Oh say can you peep? -- Then he said -- What happens from here? -- All aboard! -- Would you like any fillings or gold caps with that? -- Whered you get that hot chocolate dude? -- Is that a superslushee monument built out of wieners? -- Its good to see a happy potato -- Go Joe! -- Whats that amazing smell? -- Interview: Jeff Fisher -- I never knew a pencil sharpener could be so deep -- Its better than cleaning it! -- Is that chest of drawers on a dimmer? -- How many ounces of gold do I need to park here? -- Are You Kidding Me? -- Mmmmm-Lincoln logs -- That box is looking at me -- When egg noodles die young -- Home sweet hobo home -- I call him upside down coffee cup man! -- My guard rail keeps blocking the scanner -- I make a terrible clown -- It looks like a scribble -- I knew that xylophone would come in handy one day -- I Tried It -- I have a full house, marketing directors over production thugs -- Sure beats hand puppets -- Fire in the hole! -- Doesnt anyone wear yellow anymore? -- Its up, and its good! -- Haiku-a-gogo! -- Creatures of habit -- If you want to see your beloved pencil sharpener alive -- Buffalo would definitely destroy an eagle in a fight -- Is that for a dog food company? -- Interview: Sayles Graphic Design -- Hey! She has my hairdo! -- Dude, feel free to pop a mint -- Is it a star? -- Mini-it! -- How do you sell and? -- I Tried It -- I changed that-I think -- We have so much in common! -- I knew I should have saved that copy of ice fishing illustrated -- Does this color go with my work boots? -- How do you get your lips way up there? -- Big brother is not only watching, hes brewing cups of coffee for you! -- How about dessert? -- I Tried It -- Is that hairnet real? -- Debate this -- Extra, extra! Read all about it! -- Is that a paisley screensaver? -- Wright Bros: would be proud! -- Ok, Exactly How Long Is This Book? -- Balder-what? -- Interview: John Foster -- Hi, Im Fido -- Cool vanishing point! -- One meeelyun Daaaahhllers! --Im flippin sweet! -- Retreat! retreat! -- I dont think they make a sulshee that big -- I Tried It -- Tag, youre it! -- Did that guy just say shucks? -- Wanna play some mini desk volleyball? -- Have you ever noticed that before? -- Desks ahoy! -- For sale -- Pablo is calling! -- I cant hear you, Im screaming -- How could I live without my combination hot dog cooker and bun warmer? -- Was that Jeff or did a car just backfire? -- Whered the cork go? -- Play ball! -- You mean there really is truth in advertising? -- 3,2,1 score!!! -- GI-Douglas? -- Interview: Von Glitschka -- Batteries not included -- Ah, go fly a kite -- Bland no longer -- How big is a bread basket? -- I cant find downsizing -- Go fighting brain men! -- My business helmet keeps falling over my eyes -- Youre walking on my line -- Do I use ballpoint or felt tip on the inside of my eyelids?-- Bachelor number three -- I think that florist is a total H -- Im for it-wait-I mean, Im against it -- Are moms cookies an X or an O -- Blind mans bluff -- Coca-cowpie? -- O Give Up -- Doodles from interviewees -- Index of exercises by type -- Contributor list.;From the Publisher: Packed Full of 15-Minute Creativity Sparking Exercises. Chock-full of useful exercises designed to help readers tap into a daily creative buzz. Features an edgy sketchbook design (by the authors) for visual allure. Appeals to anyone looking for easy ways to jump start their creativity. For any designer or creative type who wants to quickly limber up their imagination on a daily basis, Wired helps readers get into the creative zone, from which all their best work springs. Packed with 15-minute simple and conceptual exercises, this guide will have readers reaching for markers, pencils, digital cameras, and more in order to develop a working and productive creative mindset.