Terry Marlowe - Astrologically Incorrect For Lovers: Slightly Wicked Advice for Seducing Any Sign of the Zodiac

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Astrologically Incorrect

Astrologically
Incorrect for Lovers

Slightly wicked advice for
seducing any sign of the zodiac

Terry Marlowe

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Marlowe, Terry.
Astrologically incorrect for lovers / Terry Marlowe.
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ISBN-13: 978-1-59337-364-1
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1. Astrology and sex. 2. LoveMiscellanea. I. Title.
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contents

introduction
HOW TO USE YOUR LOVERSOR FUTURE LOVERS
SUN SIGN TO GET THE MOST OUT OF THIS BOOK

1. the enamored egoist
ARIESTHE RAM , MARCH 20APRIL 20

2. the bullheaded hedonist
TAURUSTHE BULL, APRIL 21MAY 21

3. the dynamic duo
GEMINITHE TWINS, MAY 22JUNE 21

4. the cosseting crustacean
CANCERTHE CRAB , JUNE 22JULY 23

5. the enthroned beloved
LEOTHE LION, JULY 24AUGUST 23

6. the velcro virgin
VIRGOTHE VIRGIN, AUGUST 24SEPTEMBER 23

7. the randy romantic
LIBRATHE SCALES, SEPTEMBER 24OCTOBER 23

8. the sadistic seducer
SCORPIOTHE SCORPION OR THE EAGLE, OCTOBER 24NOVEMBER 22

9. the absentee admirer
SAGITTARIUSTHE ARCHER, NOVEMBER 23DECEMBER 21

10. the potentate of protocol
CAPRICORNTHE GOAT, DECEMBER 22JANUARY 20

11. the humanitarian heartthrob
AQUARIUSTHE WATER BEARER, JANUARY 21FEBRUARY 19

12. the shape-shifting soul mate
PISCESTHE FISHES, FEBRUARY 20MARCH 19

introduction
how to use your lovers
or future lovers
sun sign to get the
most out of this book

Romeo died for it. Guinevere got her last glimpse of Camelot while she was being tied to the stake for it. What was the catalyst for their common sacrifice? Love.

Maybe they had bad luck. Or just bad advice.

Romeo could have told the Montague and Capulet clans to butt out. Guinevere might have had a civilized chat with Arthur and told him she wanted to run off with Lancelot. And if he gave her a hard time, she couldve retained a good royal divorce lawyer with the bravery to tell Arthur exactly where he could stick Excalibur.

By using astrology to obtain sound, useful advice spiced with attitude, modern folks can get not only what they want from their lovers, but also what they needwithout the lover ever suspecting it. Some people call this method manipulative or unfair. Smart folks call it astute people management.

To skillfully weave your way through the mating maze, first read the chapter about the lover you wish to manipulate. For example, if youre a wily Virgo who just met a delicious Leo, read the Leo chapter to find out what you can expect, how to attract the Lion, how to handle a committed relationship, and what you should and should not do.

Later, if you tire of him or her, you can try one of fifteen ways to leave your loser. (This Leo must be a loser. Otherwise youd still want to be in the relationship.)

At the end of each chapter, theres a quick reference guide to show you how well you match up with each of the other signs.

Its a good idea to read the chapter about your own sun sign. For example, Virgos can pick up clues about how someone might be manipulating them. Remember, though, that this chapter was written about you, not for you, and chances are youll think its off the mark. Maybe youll even find it unkind. Swallow your pride, open your brilliant mind, and youll learn that theres truth to the trite axiom, The best offense is a good defense.

A Tour Around the Zodiac

How would you know which person you want if youre unfamiliar with her signs characteristics? If you want a spontaneous lover wholl whirl you off to an unknown destination, she probably wont be found with her nose buried in a book and her hand clasped around her daybook to ensure she stays on schedule. This is where astrology can help. Decide on the personality type of the one you want, then search for a star sign to match.

To glean information from a sun sign you must first know what it is. Of course, not all those born under the same astrological sign have the same personalities. Complete horoscopes can reveal all the idiosyncrasies, peculiarities, and pesky, deep-seated neuroses that keep therapists couches occupied year round. This book provides additional general information about each different astrological sign to help you attract whom you want, when you want. Then, you can get them to do what you wantwhether they like it or not.

The sun sign may provide only part of the complete picture, but theres still a great deal of value in it. You may not have the whole story, but at least youll know from the astrological version of Cliffs Notes what book youre reading.

Looking for Love
(Also Known as Shopping for a Date or Mate)

Were about to go shopping for potential lovers.

No prob, you declare. Im a pro. From grocery co-ops to auto parts stores, Ive shopped em all.

Yes, youve braved the bulk-food bins to search for pine nuts and pepitas, and carefully chosen which frozen foods will grace your freezers shelves. At the auto parts store, you scoped out the location of antifreeze and whisked windshield wiper blades into your basket.

However, go pack your imagination, because were going on a trip to a different destinationthe Mate Store. (Historically, this has also been referred to as cruising the club scene.) In this store, the guests are gender neutral. Remember: in love, as in politics, what you see isnt necessarily what you get.

Imagine a place where people can say anything on their minds without getting bopped by the bad-manners bouncer for being a jerk. What freedom, you observe as you open the door and peer into the gloaming of the Conjugal Cabaret. As you cross the portal into this place of potential partnerships, dont get too excited. Note the No Smoking sign. We may be using our imaginations here, but lets not tip into the utterly absurd.