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Bretman Rock - Youre That Bitch: & Other Cute Lessons About Being Unapologetically Yourself

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This book is hilarious and that bitch made me laugh out loud.Chelsea Handler

A chaotically joyous collection of essays from one of the original influencers and the internets sweetheart, Bretman The Baddest Rock.

Hilarious and earnest, this collection of essays, drawings, recipes, how-tos and never-before-seen photos goes far beyond what we know of Bretman Rock from social media. Who is Bretman Rock Sacayanan behind the screen and how did he become the original superstar influencer and todays beloved best friend of the internet?

Youre That Bitch welcomes you into Bretman Rocks worldfrom how his childhood in the Philippines, his family, Filipino culture, and being a first-generation immigrant helped shape him into who he is today. Peek into how Bretman became a social media sensation at the precocious age of 14, balancing living a glamorous jet-setting lifestyle on weekends while still serving lunch at his schools cafeteria, running as a varsity track-star, and making honor roll during the week. With his signature honesty, this is an unfiltered and unprecedented look at what it means to be one of the first digital celebrities and that bitch-from dealing with cancel culture, drama and heartbreak, to what it means to love yourself and your community.

From the funniest and undeniably cutest person on the internet, this is a book for the weirdos and for the bad bitches . . . this book is for you!

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I dedicate this entire book to my younger self, Bretman Pebblebitch, I cry every time I think of you, and I just want you to know that your older self looks up to you so much. You are so confident and so strong, and stop worrying about the gap in your teethdont worry, youll meet some really nice people who will fix it for free (you just have to post about it #ad).

Me age three looking to the left because these bitches aint never right - photo 1

Me, age three, looking to the left because these bitches aint never right

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G rowing up in the Philippines, I loved watching my grandma Lilang get ready for church. Id lie on her fainting couch, mesmerized by her creative choices, like which of her three lipsticks shed choose (usually auburn) and how shed style her kinky hair with bangs. One magical morning before church, when I was four, she came over to me and put the tiniest amount of red blush on my cheeks. It was the very first time makeup ever touched my skin. I literally went to church feeling like a girl. It was the first time I fell in love with vanity. It was the first time I ever felt like that bitch.

Without even realizing it, my grandma had given me my superpowers.

Since that herstorical day, Ive immigrated to Hawaii from the Philippines, become a digital superstar, and have figured out how to just be unapologetically me. My impulsive, spontaneous poststaken while beating my face, donning corsets and pearls, working out, unboxing, eating breakfast cereal, jumping off my roof, whatevah the day may bringare watched by millions globally and have led to some of my wildest dreams coming true. Like creating a makeup line with Wet n Wild that sold out in minutes. Or sitting front row at Fashion Week, and making award-winning shows. Ive been a model for Nike and a cover girl for Playboy. Ive done commercials with Lizzo. SZA and Ariana Grande follow me on social media. I got to meet RiRi. Thinking about all these accomplishments could make me cryI wont, though, because crying just makes me look so damn ugly.

Are you thinking, Who does this bitch think he is... Beyonc? Girl, I may be writing this book at only twenty-three, but Ive got stories to tell. For the last eight years Ive shared so much of myself on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. But on social media Im a curated brandI dont have time to show off my full self, or to explain who I really am in addition to the jokes and glamour. So you probably know Bretman Rock the comedian and extrovert who pole dances and calls everybody bitch, but you dont really dont know Bretman Sacayanan. These Bretmans are two different people, but they are both 1,000 percent me. And weve both lived lifetimes already. The essays youre about to read are totally fresh, sort of like my moms vagina shampoo but even more tinglytheyre about being a queer first-generation Asian immigrant, who just happens to be Da Baddest content creator of all time.

Me visiting me at Ulta Courtesy of the author Im gonna talk more in depth - photo 2

Me visiting me at Ulta

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Im gonna talk more in depth about growing up in the Philippines, all of the Filipino cultural traditions and superstitions ingrained in me from an early age, being left behind with my dad when my mom and siblings moved to Hawaii, and how I learned how to speak English and become an entertainer by watching reality shows like A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and Americas Next Top Model. And obviously, a big part of who I am is about being genderqueer (I mean, did you see my Playboy cover?). I have lots to say about it, and I hope it will not only help other LGBTQ+ people but also open the hearts, minds, and eyes of my straight fans. Lets make one thing clear right off the bat: I identify as a human-fucking-being. Ive always been a divine blend of omasculine and feminineso if I look like a lesbian after a bicep-bulging workout, call me he, but if Im in full makeup wearing a Catholic schoolgirl plaid skirt and barrettes, call me she. I dont mind, Im cute either way! (Maybe I should just make my own gender at this point... I am a Bretman.)

Im very proud of being LGBTQ+ and Filipino, so its an honor to be a pretty face for both underrepresented communities. Plus, Asian Americans and Asian immigrants are increasingly facing hate and violence, so Im passionate about helping create more positive visibility for usespecially for brown Asiansin entertainment, beauty, and fashion. I want to make all of my communities proudnative, immigrant, Filipino, Hawaii.

People often ask me what my beliefs are, and the answer is simple: I believe in myself, duh! I mean, I also believe in family, and my heritage. Like I may curse like a motherfuxin bitch, but I also embody the Aloha spirit, which is carefree, kind, spiritual, and peaceful. Back to myself: I went from living in a house with twenty-five people to owning my own home on the island of Oahu. I am the American Dream and I made it happen by hustling my whole life. Ive been an entrepreneur since I was a toddler, and all of the little businesses I started as a kidfrom selling feather earrings plucked straight off my cousins cockfighting chickens to using makeup to cover up all the girls hickeys in high schoolled to my success and prepared me for this wild-ass life I created.

And whats a celebrity memoir without spilling some iced matcha latte about datingIll tell you about how I lost my virginity at Disneyland, about being scared of white penises, and about falling in and out of love for the first time, stuff Ive never talked about publicly. [Programming note: 99.9 percent of the stories I tell are true but some names have been changed to protect those bitches.] Like, how one of my biggest accomplishments and blessings in life was not fucking anyone from my high schoolI didnt date anyone the entire four years. Do not shed tears of pity for me (even if youre a cute crier)! While my classmates were busy getting STDs, I was busy becoming Bretman Rock.

Youre That Bitch reflects all sides of me: I am Bretman Rock, the entertainer and an extrovert, but sometimes I also just wanna be Bretman Sacayanan in my crop top and shorts, eating my chicken unbothered. Im just an ordinary gorlat the same time, Im also that bitch every minute, meaning Im always authentically me. Sometimes Im lazy, I get bored, I get scared, I feel ignored, I feel happy, I get silly, I choke on my own words. Ive literally been diagnosed with ADHD, so like my videos and my mind, my book is organized chaos, visually gorgeous (of courz), and packed with essays, anecdotes, journal entries, and advice from my life that I want to pass on to you. Give me any topic, and Ill tell you a funny story in the way only I can. But bitch, my stories also have depth.

The full Bretman is not only what the internet seesthere are so many different sides to me. Like how Im smarter than people think. I love learning new things and trying everything at least once. Most of all, I dont like labels, and I refuse to be pigeonholed. At the end of the day, Im thankful for every day and every chance I get to share my light with the worldwhichever facet of Bretman might be shining brightest at any given moment. So even if youre not also a genderqueer Asian influencer, I think youll relate to my stories. These essays are about not fitting in but learning how to not give a fux, how to exude effortless confidence and win people over with charm and humor, being authentic and original, and turning your fantasies into reality the Bretman Rock waythat is, doing the least while looking the most. I want you to learn how to stop and smell the flowers and just realize: Wow, Im that bitch, too.

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