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Please note that prices fluctuate in the course of time and that travel information changes under the impact of many factors that influence the travel industry. We therefore suggest that you write or call ahead for confirmation when making your travel plans. Every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of information throughout this book, and the contents of this publication are believed to be correct at the time of printing. Nevertheless, the publishers cannot accept responsibility for errors or omissions, for changes in details given in this guide, or for the consequences of any reliance on the information provided by the same. Assessments of attractions and so forth are based upon the authors own experiences; therefore, descriptions given in this guide necessarily contain an element of subjective opinion, which may not reflect the publishers opinion or dictate a readers own experience on another occasion. Readers are invited to write the publisher with ideas, comments, and suggestions for future editions.
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INTRODUCTION
WHY UNOFFICIAL?
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
THE AUTHORS AND RESEARCHERS of this guide specifically and categorically declare that they are and always have been totally independent of the Walt Disney Company, Inc.; of Disneyland, Inc.; of Walt Disney World, Inc.; and of any and all other members of the Disney corporate family not listed.
The material in this guide originated with the authors and researchers and has not been reviewed, edited, or approved by the Walt Disney Company, Inc.; Disneyland, Inc.; or Walt Disney World, Inc.
This guidebook represents the first comprehensive critical appraisal of Walt Disney World. Its purpose is to provide the reader with the information necessary to tour Walt Disney World with the greatest efficiency and economy and with the least hassle.
In this guide, we represent and serve you. If a restaurant serves bad food, or a gift item is overpriced, or a ride isnt worth the wait, we say so, and in the process we hope to make your visit more fun and rewarding.
DANCE TO THE MUSIC
A DANCE HAS A BEGINNING and an end. But when youre dancing, youre not concerned about getting to the end or where on the dance floor you might wind up. In other words, youre totally in the moment. Thats the way you should be on your Walt Disney World vacation.
You may feel a bit of pressure concerning your vacation. Vacations, after all, are very special eventsand expensive ones to boot. So you work hard to make your vacation the best that it can be. Planning and organizing are essential to a successful Walt Disney World vacation, but if they become your focus, you wont be able to hear the music and enjoy the dance.
So think of us as your dancing coaches. Well teach you the steps to the dance in advance so that when youre on vacation and the music plays, youll dance with effortless grace and ease.
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING GOOFY
Egbert Hoofnagel, who coordinates the calendar for all Walt Disney World parks and venues, sits puzzling over an event to be held at the ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex.
MacDermott, can you come here for a minute?
Aye, boss?
Theres a, ahem, ferret-legging contest scheduled next month at the Wide World of Sports. Is this something that involves the Disney characters?
MacDermott looks surprised. Nae, sir, it doesnt. But as far as characters go, it will draw some of the strangest youll ever see.
So what is ferret-legging? Hoofnagel inquires, more confused than ever.
Its sort of a test of endurance where you stuff a live ferret down your trousers. The ferrets are quite, um, lively when they get in there. Whoever can suffer the beast the longest is the winner.
Good grief! Have you ever tried ferret-legging?
Nae, sir, ferret-legging is for girlie-men in England and Wales. In Scotland we use the noble wolverine. Tuck it right up under our kilts, we do.
Hoofnagels eyebrows take the elevator to the top floor and stick there, afraid to descend. Well, do you have anything on under therelike, you know, underpants ? he stammers.
Youll hafta ask the wolverine. Thats a Scottish national secret.
This doesnt sound very Disney-like, Hoofnagel says. Do you think its appropriate for the Wide World of Sports?
After mulling it over a bit, MacDermott responds, Well, it depends, but my honest opinion is that Americans are too soft for this sport. Then there are those great, baggy britches yer lads wear. The seat of the pants hangs down around the knees, it does. A proper ferret could get lost in there for a fortnight.
Hoofnagel demurs. Americans cant stand to watch a sport where they dont win. I think we should cancel.
Either that or start small for the Yanks, maybe mouse-legging. Works well with our corporate symbol, it does. We could call it Mickeys in Yer Knickies.
Thats appalling ! Id be fired on the spot!
How about Parrots in Yer Pants? Weasels in Yer Y-Fronts?
Enter Vilmos Paprikash, a recent immigrant whos heard the whole conversation while changing the air-conditioner filter. In East Vovodyodo, ve put chicken in pants and keep her there until she lay egg. You could try, perhaps?
Hoofnagel groans. Youre both giving me a migraine. I wont sign off on anything that involves putting live animals in your clothing!
Easily solve! Paprikash announces cheerily. Ve have other game vhere you run 1-mile race vith dead sturgeon strapped to calf. That vould be perfect, yes?
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