The Sand Buchet List 366 THINGS
TO DO WITH YOUR KIDS BEFORE THEY GROW UP By David Hoffman
Illustrations by Tim Kummerow
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To Mikey and Clare, for knowing that the key to the mental lock on the cupcake box was the fun of playing along |
CONTENTS
1. DANCE BAREFOOT IN A FOUNTAIN
2.
TAKE THEM TO SEE YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME
3. Let them paint their own room |
4. DYE YOUR HAIR WITH KOOL-AID
5. PICK AN OBSCURE NATIONAL HOLIDAY (LIKE NATIONAL PIG DAY) AND CELEBRATE IT
6. INTRODUCE THEM TO THE BEATLES
7. SEE A MOVIE AT A DRIVE-IN THEATRE
8.
FOR ONE WEEK, LIVE WITHOUT SOMETHING YOU LOVE 9. SPEND AN ENTIRE DAY IN YOUR PAJAMAS
10. Go to an ice cream shop and try every flavor |
11. HAVE THEM HELP WITH THE SHOPPING BY TURNING THE THINGS ON YOUR LIST INTO A SCAVENGER HUNT
12. LAUGH TOGETHER AT A DIRTY JOKE
13. TAKE A PICTURE OF THEM ON THE SAME DATE EVERY YEARIN THE SAME SPOT AND THE SAME POSE
14.
START A FOOD FIGHT 15. INSTIGATE A PILLOW FIGHT
16. Decide where youre going on vacation by throwing a dart at a map |
17. FOR ONE DAY, TALK ONLY IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE (EVEN IF ITS PIG LATIN)
18. BECOME PEN PALS WITH A FAMILY IN ANOTHER STATE OR COUNTRY 19. MAKE COPIES OF PHOTOGRAPHS OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERSTHEN PLAY CONCENTRATION USING THE PAIRS
20.
TRACE YOUR FAMILY TREE 21. PLANT A GUMDROP TREE
22. Jump in a swimming pool with your clothes on |
23. RESCUE A DOG OR CAT FROM A SHELTER
24. ASK THEM TO PICK A LETTERTHEN PLAN AND MAKE A MEAL WHERE EVERY DISH STARTS WITH THAT LETTER
25. DO SOMETHING WITH THEM THAT SCARES YOU
26.
TURN A STRETCH OF SIDEWALK INTO A CHALK-PAINTED MASTERPIECE
27. Suck helium out of a balloon and laugh at how funny you sound |
28. FIND A GAME OR SPORT TO PLAY TOGETHER WHERE THEY CAN LEGITIMATELY BEAT YOU
29. BUILD A GIANT GAME BOARD USING YOURSELVES AS PLAYING PIECES
30. BOWL WITH A FROZEN TURKEY 31. GO TO THE BEACH AND BURY EACH OTHER (UP TO YOUR NECKS) IN THE SAND
32.
BURY A TREASURE CHEST WITHOUT THEM KNOWING AND, MONTHS LATER, LET THEM FIND IT 33. SEND MESSAGES IN INVISIBLE INK
34. Have an indoor picnic |
35. FORM A JUNKYARD BAND, WHERE ALL OF THE INSTRUMENTS ARE MADE OUT OF HOUSEHOLD ITEMS OR RANDOM THINGS YOUVE FOUND
36. MARCH IN A PARADE
37. FORM A PARENT-AND-KIDS BOOK CLUB
38.
READ A BOOK THATS BEEN BANNED 39. WRITE DIRTY WORDS IN THE SAND TRAP AT A GOLF COURSE
41. INSTEAD OF MAKING FACES, MAKE CHIN FACES, AND LIP SYNC TO A MOTOWN SONG
42. TRAVEL BACK IN TIME: FOR ONE WEEKEND, LIVE, DRESS, AND EAT THE WAY PEOPLE DID FIVE, TEN, OR TWENTY YEARS AGO 43. THROW A BACKYARD LUAU
44.
PLAY IN A RAINSTORM 45. LAUNCH WATER BALLOONS
46. See who can spit their watermelon seeds the farthest |
47. CREATE YOUR OWN FAMILY TRADITIONS, SUCH AS MAKING THE FIRST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH MOVIE NIGHT, OR MARKING HALF-BIRTHDAYS WITH HALF OF A CAKE