Tripping Balls Gocni Schindler HellBound Books Publishing LLC A HellBound Books LLC Publication Copyright 2017 by HellBound Books Publishing LLC All Rights Reserved nd Edition Cover and art design by G. Schindler/HellBound Books No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise without written permission from the author This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are entirely fictitious or are used fictitiously and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or locales is purely coincidental. www.hellboundbookspublishing.com Printed in the United States of America Tripping Balls A HellBound Books Publishing LLC Book Houston TX This Work of fiction is intended for Mature audience
T his book is dedicated to the bullshit in life. The derelict never feeling a part of something To those, who wondered down long halls of school, always on the outside of cool Those receiving an ass beating, either physically, mentally or both For those who love with their all, uniquely born, never finding home Ones who attempted to do, yet, continually get knocked down To you little dreamers, sitting, listening to your heart, instead of some ass holes brain washing To all the masses, that were deceived, sitting in a church pew To the neighborhood weakling, who finally said enough Bikers who ride to die free Americans that respect the land Veterans that are left to rot on a street curb For the slave that works for minimal pay Grandmothers People, Cherokee Nation Ones who never quit, laughing at being told no. Convicts that turned their life around The ones who live in a place they dont belong IT Contractors, who never find their place My mom, who gave me life, thanks a lot Natives, that got screwed by fools love for gold To those who still believe in America My Best friend, who picked me up off the street Marijuana, natures cure all to life Contents Dedications HELL-A-EXPENSE The Grove Broke Ass City Bus JACKET LoSt Cost The Rambler Johnny B Fast HEAD Driver, Oh, Bus Driver I NEED A CIGARETTE Henrietta, What a Bitch Better Writer Mental Blues HOBO'S LOST PARADE IN LIKES WITH LUCIFER Oliver The Great American Con Job PARADISE TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND Bad Management THE MANDATE CHILD For You Be the clown, not the cow Machine Wanted Invisible Whimpering Complaint Fully Cooked Meet Sara and Dave patience for the laugh Little Being SANITY VIA CRITIQUES CAPTAIN ASS HAT 3:13 John Smith SLEEP Old in the Rain Kaboooooom JOURNEY WITH ME S-12 A-16 M-08 Something Nice MOTHER WORLD OF MAKE BELIEVE Walking into Oblivion I WON THE LOTTO Living on Empty Dear Zombies LOST IT ALL WHAT IF EVIL ADVERTISEMENT WEEK OLD CHICKEN DINNER THE ACT THE GREAT ILLUSION Welcome to the World Complacency, Your Dead End RAPED NATIVE FOLK Unilluminated Diary of the Non-Influential Man HUMANITY OHUMANITY TEN to ONE BLACK HAIR Green Rain Meet Dick and Jane THE TALE PRISON Actor Man SAVE THE DAY BAD DAY END Safe Place, its Five AM A BIG THANK YOU Author Bio Other HellBound Poetry Titles A Life is a disaster that happened accidentally
O h goody, whats this ? Hooray, finally, some company Hey great, glad you made it We want to take you on a little trip Possession, that is! So, buckle up compatriot Going to be one HELL-A-RIDE Its time Us, in this guy Sitting in He-man underoos Damn this boobtube This guy Too broke to have a 55 Humans, walking these out the store on the daily Lame ass, get a credit card Oh goody, look at this here Wonderful, the news Money for the monkeys Marketing is what we need This evil makes us proud Sexy, look at you Feel that rodents It isnt a hand out Greed, its mine though Now you cant afford Anything at all Like a broke ass song The rich though, we influence them all Purchase the world they think Go in with big coins With mighty paper, worth Buy it all One hundred new best friends Super happy days, everyone loves them Salesmen, come out of the wood work White pearly smiles Happy words to sap an ear Not for the new toy No way! Not because he got you a deal Hell no! But for feeding his broke ass soul Never poor Commission livings A tough go Except for the guy on a podium YOU DIDNT KNOW! Sweet baby Jesus, pay attention mommas gotta love Check it out Go diamonds, those motivational speakers Go preachers of the word, redeemer Its dollar bills they serve Go Politicians Lining their pockets Obviously at someone elses Hell-A-Expense Sell another positive book Hey you, did god tell you to write that? Broke asses gotta give the tithe Reach deep, in the pocket That is ten percent HELL-A-EXPENSE On the LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND GREEDY! Loving our influence with that Give a donation Healing your ass pits Oh damn Whats that? 6 months later, another corpse Parasite in an open pit Wait for it, another excuse Speaking of that So, what is your excuse? Suddenly, HALLELUJAH god came to you Some cunt in a white beanie, call it Miracle HERE IS THE NEW BOOK for Hell-A-Expense Prophecy after all Shit, TV is such a bore Isnt that cute Human parasites doing a dance What did you do with the remote? Douche shoved it in the back of the chair Thankfully though, we can now flick the channel Oh splendid A shopping show, some stupid shit Lonely granny, to buy with a credit card This garbage is lame We need a cheap whore What to do, what to do? We know, off to a human Box Store Remember, this is all your fault! Flip the switch Get this body a stepping Out the front door Aimlessly looking Need to borrow Oh look, a midsize 4 door Spare key under the drivers door Yes, always like that Love those handy magnetic boxes Full tank of gas, thanks for that Drive, drive, drive To the Box we go, in this new borrowed ride No, we never steal! While shopping for bigger, better, more Products, from CHINA-EXPRESS Get it cheap Get it HOT Luckily for us, the Chinese have suicide nets These fuckers need to work Americas new slave, Chinks that is You cant say that! Is that what you said? Whats that? Racism.
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