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A hilarious and affecting essay collection about race, gender, and pop culture from celebrated stand-up comedian and WNYC podcaster Phoebe Robinson.
Phoebe Robinson is a stand-up comic, which means that, often, her everyday experiences become points of comedic fodder. And as a black woman in America, she maintains, sometimes you need to have a sense of humor to deal with the absurdity you are handed on the daily. Robinson has experienced her fair share over the years: shes been unceremoniously relegated to the role of the black friend, as if she is somehow the authority on all things racial; shes been questioned about her love of U2 and Billy Joel (isn t that . . . white people music?); shes been called uppity for having an opinion in the workplace; shes been followed around stores by security guards; and yes, people do ask her whether they can touch her hair all. the. time. Now, shes ready to take these topics to the page and she s going to make you laugh as she s doing it.
Using her trademark wit alongside pop-culture references galore, Robinson explores everything from why Lisa Bonet is Queen. Bae. Jesus, to breaking down the terrible nature of casting calls, to giving her less-than-traditional advice to the future female president, and demanding that the NFL clean up its act, all told in the same conversational voice that launched her podcast, 2 Dope Queens, to the top spot on iTunes. As personal as it is political, You Cant Touch My Hair examines our cultural climate and skewers our biases with humor and heart, announcing Robinson as a writer on the rise.

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PHOEBE ROBINSON is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actress whom Vulture.com, Essence, and Esquire have named one of the top comedians to watch. She has appeared on NBCs Late Night with Seth Meyers and Last Call with Carson Daly; Comedy Centrals Broad City,The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, and @midnight with Chris Hardwick; as well as Amazons I Love Dick. Robinsons writing has been featured in The Village Voice and on Glamour.com, TheDailyBeast.com, VanityFair.com, Vulture.com, and NYTimes.com. She was also a staff writer on MTVs hit talking head show, Girl Code, as well as a consultant on season three of Broad City. Most recently, she created and starred in Refinery29s web series Woke Bae, and alongside Jessica Williams of The Daily Show, she is the creator and costar of the hit WNYC podcast 2 Dope Queens as well as the creator and host of the new WNYC podcast Sooo Many White Guys. Robinson lives and performs stand-up in Brooklyn, New York, and you can read her weekly musings about race, gender, and pop culture on her blog, Blaria.com (aka Black Daria).

Praise for You Cant Touch My Hair

Phoebe Robinson has a way of casually, candidly roughhousing with tough topics like race and sex and gender that makes you feel a little safer and a lot less alone. If something as wise and funny as You Cant Touch My Hair exists in the world, we cant all be doomed. Phoebe is my hero and this book is my wife.

Lindy West, New York Times bestselling author of Shrill

You Cant Touch My Hair is the book we need right now. Robinson makes us think about race and feminism in new ways, thanks to her whip-smart comedy and expert use of a pop-culture reference. The future is very bright because Robinson and her book are in it.

Jill Soloway, creator of Transparent

You Cant Touch My Hair is one of the funniest books about race, dating, and Michael Fassbender. The world is burning, and Phoebe Robinson is the literary feminist savior weve been looking for.

Hasan Minhaj, senior correspondent on The Daily Show

Phoebe Robinson says the things that need to be said, and does so eloquently and hilariously.

Mara Wilson, author of Where Am I Now?

Moving, poignant, witty, and funny.... A promising debut by a talented, genuinely funny writer.

Publishers Weekly

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Copyright 2016 by Phoebe Robinson

Penguin supports copyright. Copyright fuels creativity, encourages diverse voices, promotes free speech, and creates a vibrant culture. Thank you for buying an authorized edition of this book and for complying with copyright laws by not reproducing, scanning, or distributing any part of it in any form without permission. You are supporting writers and allowing Penguin to continue to publish books for every reader.

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eBook ISBN: 9780143129219

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Names: Robinson, Phoebe author.

Title: You cant touch my hair and other things I still have to explain / Phoebe Robinson.

Description: New York : Plume, 2016.

Identifiers: LCCN 2016018322 | ISBN 9780143129202 (trade pbk.)

Subjects: LCSH: Robinson, Phoebe. | Robinson, PhoebeHumor. | African American women comediansBiography. | Television comedy writersUnited StatesBiography.

Classification: LCC PN2287.R715 A3 2016 | DDC 792.7/6028092 [B] dc23

LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2016018322

Penguin is committed to publishing works of quality and integrity. In that spirit, we are proud to offer this book to our readers; however, the story, the experiences, and the words are the authors alone.

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For my parents, Phillip and Octavia. I love you.

C ONTENTS
F OREWORD

Work wife ( n ): That person at your job (same or opposite sex) that takes the place of your at home spouse while you are at work (this is not a sexual relationship). You talk with, connect to, and relate to this person as good as or better than you do your at home spouse with regard to all things work-related.

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P hoebe Robinson is my work wife. Weve been official for about two years now, ever since we met on a field piece I was shooting for The Daily Show, which led to us starting our live show and podcast, 2 Dope Queens. Even though our careers keep us busy, I am happy to report that our relationship is still going strong. Phoebe still texts me pictures of Bono about once a week and asks me if I would smash him. (My answer is still Fuck no, never in a million years.) She still refers to me as either her Oprah or her Gayle depending on what kind of day we are having. She still tells terrible dudes at bars that insist on having shitty conversations with us to Please buzz off. Im in my thirties. She always says, My eggs are dying. I dont have time to hang out with anybody that I dont want to. Fair enough. And even though Phoebe is only thirty-one, and I am twenty-six, she still insists on giving me the most weathered advice possible, as if she has seen some shit. Advice like: Doggy style is a great position to have sex in, that way you can have a little bit of you time. You can get some work done, you can think about your taxes or about what groceries you need to get tomorrow.... She somehow manages to say this with all the wisdom and strength of Cicely Tyson. Thats Phoebe, though.

When I first met Phoebe, she introduced herself to me, but she didnt even have toI had already known about her because she was a black lady involved with Upright Citizens Brigade who, like me, also mostly dated white dudes. I could blame my previous knowledge of her on the fact that UCB is a small community, but I aint gotta lie to kick it. I had low-key stalked her before meeting her that day. Anyway, she didnt pick up any red flags from me, so she invited me to cohost her monthly live show, Blaria, at UCB. Our first show together was like a great first date. I found out onstage that night that Phoebe was able to vocalize things that were deeply important to me. That being a black woman and a feminist is a full-time job. Like, #fuckthepatriarchy even though we both usually date white dudes who look vitamin D deficient and probably burn in the sun too easily. That black lives do matter. And that we both think that Carrie Bradshaw was a fucking stupid idiot for breaking up with Aiden for Mr. Big. Like, really? The man is a carpenter; he could literally make her furniture. And he even bought the apartment next door to hers so he could combine the two. The man wanted to

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