Santa Claus - I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus: a Zombie Christmas Parody

Romero,
for starting it all. I saw Mommy biting Santa Claus underneath the Christmas tree last night! She didnt see me creep down the stairs without a peep. She thought I was still tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. But I dared not stay to see what became of poor daddy. Instead I grabbed my bag and brought my dog along with me. We were all alone til I heard a moan and Fido began to bark. Then I saw Mommy tackle Santa Claus at the shopping mall with all her might! The elves quick ran away while Mrs. Then I saw Mommy tackle Santa Claus at the shopping mall with all her might! The elves quick ran away while Mrs.

Claus hid in the sleigh. It was so loud and drew a crowd but I knew I shouldnt stay. First to the camping store where I got a tent and more. Cooking gear, a hat for my ears, then back out the sliding door. I met up with Barb and Ben, and my other buddy Glenn. The plan was set so we didnt fret.

To town we went and then... I saw Mommy biting Santa Claus at the big parade so snowy white! The band played Silent Night, as Saint Nick put up a fight. But the floats all stopped when Frosty popped and hit a traffic light. There was no time to spare, no time to stop and stare. We knew to go to the train depot Running down to platform eight where we hoped we werent too late. And as the train rolled off that day to grandmas house miles away I saw Mommy biting Santa Claus! The End The Dollyrots are a pop punk band with a rabidly loyal fan base. And as the train rolled off that day to grandmas house miles away I saw Mommy biting Santa Claus! The End