Anh Do - The Happiest Refugee - A Memoir

Praise for The Happiest Refugee

This really is a page-turner of laughter and tears.

The Courier-Mail

Funny and moving, it tells the story of our times.

The Age

Had me up all night reading... it is a ripper.

Leon Compton, ABC Radio

The work of a truly gifted storyteller and one of the most enjoyable books Ive read this year.

Alex Miller, Miles Franklin Award winner

I laughed, I cried... such an inspiring book.

David Koch, Sunrise

Anhs story is truly remarkable.

Melissa Doyle, Sunrise

The way Do approaches his story is witty, charming and heartwarming... just when you think youre about to die from laughter, he wrenches your heartstrings so hard that within an instant youre on the brink of crying.

Bookseller+Publisher

Its like a Vietnamese Angelas Ashes .

Simon Beaumont, 6PR Radio

A truly lovely memoir... great pathos and humour, and a straight-talking style.

The Daily Telegraph

The most surprising and inspiring read I have had in years.

Russell Crowe

Some names have been changed to protect peoples privacy. The author holds copyright to all photographs, unless otherwise stated.

This edition published in 2011

First published in 2010

Copyright Anh Do 2010, 2011

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For my mother and father.

And for Suzanne, my wife, my love.

Im flying down the Hume Highway at 130 kilometres an hour. Ive lost control a few times but the brrrrrr of those white guide things on the side of the road keeps me on track. A steering wheel wet from tears is a very slippery object. I am sobbing uncontrollably.

Will he even recognise me? If he doesnt, Im going to just turn around and walk the other way.

I havent seen my father in nine years. Since I was thirteen in fact. I watched him walk out the door one night and havent seen or heard from him since, except for one strange phone call late at night on my eighteenth birthday. He was drunk and I hung up. I hated him when he was drunk... I feared him even.

Now, here I am at the age of twenty-two rushing headlong to see him. Im quite a lot taller than when he left. And, more importantly, stronger. I can take him now... easy. Im torn between fantasies of a happy reunion with this guy and beating him up.

Im considering the different ways I could headbutt the little Vietnamese prick. As soon as he opens the door Bang! Try and get him before he has a chance to do anything. Blood would pour from his nose and hed be sorry. Id make him pay for everything. For pissing off. For forcing Mum to look after three kids on an illiterate Vietnamese migrants wages of less than ten bucks an hour. But I also miss him dearly.

I remember him as funny and charming, and he taught me that I could do anything. He used to tell me, If you find the right woman, dont muck around and waste any time. Marry her. Youll be happy for the rest of your life. Just look at me and your mum.

Thats what he taught me. What a hypocrite.

I turn into his street and the first thing I notice is the excessive amount of graffiti in the area. Its housing commission, and the lower-end kind. Broken fences, kids running around who need a bath and front yards that havent been mowed in a year.

I look down at the address scribbled on the back of a shop-a-docket. Number four slash fifty-two. I get out of my car and look back at my hub caps, wondering if Im going to see them again. In front of me is a dirty looking unit that is falling apart. I check that my eyes are dry and take one enormous sniff to clear my nostrils, immediately gagging at the stench of cat piss. As I knock tentatively I can hear a baby screaming.

The grey door opens and theres a woman. She looks about twenty-five. A part of me thinks that maybe Ive got the wrong place, but a part of me knows she probably has something to do with him. She looks me up and down nervously.

Tam! she calls out. Then he appears.

My father. Just as I remember him. Almost exactly the same. Skinny little face, slightly wonky teeth and those dark eyes that can make you know youre loved and make you shit yourself at the same time.

He grabs my neck. Anh! Son! He is beaming a huge smile.

Son!

He starts to slap me round the head. Look how big you are! Look how tall you are! He laughs hysterically. My god, hes huge, he squeaks to the woman.

He grabs the back of my head and pulls me inside.

A million things are going on in my mind. Is this baby his kid? Who the hells this woman? What a shitty place. Something stinks. Arent I supposed to headbutt this guy?

You hungry? he says.

You hungry? He always used to say that. Hed pick me up from school and the first thing hed ask is, You hungry? Hed stop the car and wed buy a kebab on the way home. A wave of familiarity and comfort hits me like a punch in the face.

Go fetch a beer, he says to the woman. And some food.

Im all right, I mutter.

Youre huge! he screams. He reaches across the plastic table and slaps me on the face. Just toyingly, but hard. He always used to slap me on the face out of affection, but always too hard.

She comes back with two beers. Its 9.30 in the morning.

Bugger it , I need a bloody beer.

So we start drinking and hes acting like nothing ever happened. Hes acting like Ive been away for a jolly backpacking year overseas and have just arrived home.

I put on a faade of conversation, even intermittently laughing and feigning enjoyment. Or am I feigning? Im not sure. What I do know is that I am wrestling inside with confusion and seething with anger and hatred and violence.

I also notice that something is not a hundred per cent. My fathers bravado is there, and he is smiling and laughing and as loud as ever, but something is not quite right. His speech is slightly off. Every now and then he pauses a little too long. Its not long before I learn that my father has a tumour in his head.

Just perfect. Just what I need. A baby half-brother, a stepmum whos around my age and a self-destructive dickhead of an ex-dad who might die soon. This is too much to deal with, and I figure Ill visit just this once and then let the whole thing go, like a bad dream that never happened.