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Doug MacLeod - The Night Before Mothers Day

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If Clement C. Moore had described the night before Mothers Day instead of Christmas, he might have written about burned breakfast, muddy footprints, leaky clay teacups, smelly soaps, and glittery cardsall the trappings of Mothers Day.

In The Night Before Mothers Day, MacLeod and Horacek share the innermost thoughts rattling around in moms head as she lies in bed the night before. From the messy kitchen shelf (that the husband and children assume gets cleaned by itself) to the brooding vampires on the DVD, mom silently ponders what it might be like if she transformed into a sharp-fanged member of the un-dead.

Who can she turn to in such an hour of need, when shed rather make each member of her own family bleed? Why her mother of course! Youve had a hard day, dear? / Her mother would guess, / Of handcrafted presents? / And mayhem? And mess? / Well, come around later, / Lets both drink some tea / From leaky clay teacups / You once gave to me.

Celebrating the nostalgia and common experience of motherhood, The Night Before Mothers Day is an illustrated ode to the trials and tribulations (and occasional familial bloodlust) that mom expertly navigates 365 days of the year.
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To our mothers Copyright text Doug - photo 1
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To our mothers

Copyright text, Doug McLeod 2012

Copyright illustrations, Judy Horacek 2012

All rights reserved. No part of thisbook may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of reprints in the context of reviews.

First published in 2012 by Allen & Unwin, Australia

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Twas the night before Mothers Day Mom lay awake The sense of excitement - photo 5
Twas the night
before Mothers Day
Mom lay awake.
The sense of excitement
Was too much to take.
She knew that tomorrow
Would bring her such joys
As gifts from her daughter
And two darling boys.
Her little girl Courtney Would brighten her day By giving her something - photo 6
Her little girl, Courtney,
Would brighten her day
By giving her something
Shed made out of clay.
A pottery teacup
From art class at school,
And Mom would say, Lovely!
Since honestys cruel.
I simply adore it,
My clever young daughter,
And why should I care
That it doesnt hold water?
And what of son David And dear little Paul Theyd buy her some soap From - photo 7
And what of son David
And dear little Paul?
Theyd buy her some soap
From the Mothers Day stall.
Some lavender powder
And bath salts, as well,
And other such items
For people who smell.
Theyd pull up some flowers
To hand her with pride,
Forgetting the puddle
Theyd stepped in outside.
And neither would notice The footprints theyd made In all of the places - photo 8
And neither would notice
The footprints theyd made
In all of the places
Where carpet was laid.
Theyd give her some chocolates,
The ones she liked best,
And Mom would eat two
While the kids ate the rest.
Shed open her card And the children would titter As Mom ended up With a - photo 9
Shed open her card,
And the children would titter
As Mom ended up
With a bed full of glitter.
And Mom kept on thinking
(The clock had struck three).
She thought of the morning
What fun it would be...
Shed stay in her bedroom And not be concerned By cries from the kitchen - photo 10
Shed stay in her bedroom
And not be concerned
By cries from the kitchen
As breakfast was burned.
The kids would leave dishes And a mess on the shelf They knew that a - photo 11
The kids would leave dishes
And a mess on the shelf.
(They knew that a kitchen
Got cleaned by itself.)
Theyd bring Mom her breakfast Shed tell them Well done And Dad would - photo 12
Theyd bring Mom her breakfast.
Shed tell them, Well done!
And Dad would look happy,
Though he would eat none.
Shed kiss them and thank them,
Her three little pets,
Then munch on the muffins
That looked like briquettes.
And just when shed struggle To eat any more Theyd feed her the omelet - photo 13
And just when shed struggle
To eat any more,
Theyd feed her the omelet
Theyd dropped on the floor.
When breakfast was over,
Theyd all go away,
So Mom could relax
For the rest of the day.
Shed sit in her armchair With nothing to do But rest from - photo 14
Shed sit in her armchair With nothing to do But rest from ten-thirty Till - photo 15
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