Lusk - The food police: a well-fed manifesto about the politics of your plate

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Lusk, Jayson.
The food police : a well-fed manifesto about the politics of your plate / Jayson L. Lusk.
p. cm.
Includes bibliographical references.
1. NutritionGovernment policy. I. Title.
RA784.L87 2013
363.192dc23 2012025935

eISBN: 978-0-307-98704-4

JACKET DESIGN BY NUPOOR GORDON
JACKET PHOTOGRAPHS BY FRANK LONGHITANO (FOOD) AND SPXCHROME/ISTOCK PHOTO (POLICE REPORT)

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For those who wish to eat without a backseat driver

A SKEPTICAL FOODIE

A catastrophe is looming. Farmers are raping the land and torturing animals. Food is riddled with deadly pesticides, hormones, and foreign DNA. Corporate farms are wallowing in government subsidies. Meatpackers and fast-food restaurants are exploiting workers and tainting the food supply. And Paula Deen has diabetes.

Something must be done.

Or so you would believe if you listened to the hysterics of an emerging elite who claim to know better what we should eat. I call them the food police to be polite, but a more accurate term might be food fascists or food socialists. They are totalitarians when it comes to food, and they seek control over your refrigerator, by governmental regulation when they can or by moralizing and guilt when they cant. They play on fears and prejudices while claiming the high mantle of science and impartial journalism. And their dirty little secret is that they embrace an ideological agenda that seeks to control your dinner table and your wallet.

A chorus of authors, talk show hosts, politicians, and celebrity chefs has emerged as the self-appointed saviors of our food system. They are right about one thing: There is something sinister about our dinner plans. The food police are showing up uninvited.

Whatever tonights plans, youd better make room for another guest. It isnt the polite sort who calls ahead and asks what he can bring; its the impertinent snob whos coming over whether you like it or not, demanding his favorite dish to boot. Be careful what you choose to serveif isnt made with the finest local ingredients painstakingly bought from small organic farms, expect an evening of condescension and moralizing. And at all costs, avoid the meat from cows fed corn, or youll have a riot of political correctness on your hands.

Like it or not, the food police will be at dinner. It is impossible to turn on the TV, pick up a book about food, or stroll through the grocery store without hearing a sermon on how to eat. We have been pronounced a nation of sinful eaters, and the food police have made it their mission that we seek contrition for every meal. We are guilty of violating the elites revelations. Thou shalt not eat at McDonalds, buy eggs from chickens raised in cages, buy tomatoes from Mexico, or feed your infant nonorganic baby food. There can be no lack of faith in the elites dictates. There are no difficult trade-offs and no gray areas. Thou shalt sacrifice taste for nutrition, convenience for sustainability, and low prices for social justice.

And if we wont willingly repent, the high priests of politically correct food will regulate us into submission. If you arent convinced, consider just a few examples of the food police in action.

T RANS F AT B ANS
Try a doughnut the next time youre in New York City or Philadelphia. Not as tasty as it used to be, is it? For this we can thank the food police and their war on trans fats. And what a service it has been; we should be grateful to have been taught the shocking truth that too many Oreos and doughnuts are unhealthy!

O UTLAWED H APPY M EALS
Do you have children? Want to reward them for an A+ on their spelling test? Dont even think about taking them to McDonalds in San Francisco or youll have a backseat of unhappy campers. The citys board of supervisors tried to ban toys in Happy Meals as a way of moving forward an agenda of food justice.

T WINKIE T AXES
Despite the economic research clearly showing that fat taxes will do little to slim our waistlines, food police across the nation are hiking food prices by implementing various So now you know whom to thank when your grocery bill is 100 percent higher and half as tasty.

L OCAL F OOD S UBSIDIES AND P URCHASING R EQUIREMENTS
Rather than using our tax dollars to shore up Medicare or Social Security, the food police want to subsidize your neighbors purchase of local asparagus. With the help of lawmakers, bestselling author Michael Pollan wants to require that a certain percentage of that school-lunch fund in every school district has to be spent within 100 miles. Tough luck for citrus-loving children in Minnesota.

A FFIRMATIVE A CTION FOR C OWS
The Obama administration tried to implement rules on the fair pricing of livestock that would have required ranchers and meatpackers to justify to the government the prices they freely pay and accept for cattle. Cowboys across the nation would have had to tell Uncle Sam why they paid more for a hearty registered Angus than a scrawny half-breed. In a move projected to have cost farmers and consumers more than $1.5 billion annually, and radically altered the structure of the livestock sector, the food police unwittingly married George Orwells two greatest works by bringing Big Brother onto Animal Farm.

D IRT T AXES
As if just now realizing that corn grows in the ground, the Environmental Protection Agency is trying to implement rules enabling it to fine farmers if their tractors kick up too much dust. Charlie Browns friend Pig-Pen had better watch his back.