Michael Thomas Ford - Jane Goes Batty

Michael Thomas Ford has struck gold. The plot is inventive and funny, and the story progresses with the kind of light touch that compares favorably to the Stephenie Meyer Twilight series. Ford manages to strike just the right tone and consistently delights.

Bay Area Reporter

Hilarious I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book and know you will too!

The Vampire Librarian

A rollicking good read Ford is wickedly funny: I cackled my way through half the book, especially the vampire stuff. I eagerly await Jane Goes Batty.

Dirty Laundry

Ford approvingly cites Seth Grahame-Smiths Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, but his own mashup is better integrated, more knowledgeable about Austen and considerably funnier.

Kirkus Reviews

Readers who fall under Janes spell will be eagerly awaiting her next adventure.

Library Journal

Fords Jane is a very fun and funny heroine to root for as she endures the indignities of publishing and bookselling, fends off danger and (perhaps) finds love. Her hilarious smack downs with Violet hint of more madness to come in this first of a series.

Publishers Weekly

FIVE STARS! This is one of the most thoroughly entertaining stories I have read in the past few years! I feel that the author succeeded in capturing Jane Austens proper personality, as well as how the legendary author would have reacted had she found herself an immortal vampire. Michael Thomas Ford has crafted a vivid, charming and witty tale to delight readers of any age. Absolutely fantastic!

Huntress Reviews

A witty and entertaining read with just the right amount of bite This book will appeal to Austen fans and vampire fans alike.

Night Owl Romance

Jane Austens novels brim with irony, witticism, and in the end, a gentle reproof or two. It is why I love her writing. Few authors can deliver this dry, deft and wickedly funny style. Michael Thomas Ford is one of them. Light, campy and a bit Buffyish Read with tongue-in-cheek and a full glass of suspended disbelief, you will chortle and guffaw until the last bite. This Janeite was truly glamored. 5 out of 5 Regency Stars.

Austenprose

A well cultivated tale with great character development that holds its own against the real-life history of its main character, Jane Austen.

Best Fantasy Stories

A confection of a novel.

The Advocate

Such a fun read. I especially love to imagine Austen duking it out with fellow literary blood-suckers, both literal and figurative.

BookBitch

In the past year, I have read quite a few Jane Austen spin-offs, but none quite as original as Jane Bites Back by Michael Thomas Ford. What a fantastic premise for a book I am so excited to say that I really, really enjoyed this book.

Booking Mama

Vampire Jane is much more human and enjoyable than the chocolate-box saint that many Janeites have created in her image. Shes a ladybut with a bite. We really liked the book, and look forward to the sequel(s). In the meantime, Jane, well keep swinging the Cluebat of Janeite Righteousness on your behalf.

AustenBlog

Jane Goes Batty is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the products of the authors imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales, is entirely coincidental.

A Ballantine Books Trade Paperback Original

Copyright 2011 by Michael Thomas Ford

All rights reserved.

Published in the United States by Ballantine Books, an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., New York.

B ALLANTINE and colophon are registered trademarks of Random House, Inc.

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Ford, Michael Thomas.
Jane goes batty: a novel / Michael Thomas Ford.
p. cm.
Sequel to: Jane bites back.
eISBN: 978-0-345-52434-8
1. Austen, Jane, 17751817Fiction. 2. Women novelistsFiction. 3. Women
booksellersFiction. 4. City and town lifeNew York (State)Fiction.
5. Motion picture locationsFiction. I. Title.
PS3606.O7424J37 2011
813.6dc21 2010041173

www.ballantinebooks.com

Cover design: Marietta Anastassatos
Cover illustration images: Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres, portrait of Edm Bochet, 1811 (Louvre, Paris/Giraudon/Bridgeman Art Library); Thomas Sully, Portrait of a Girl Reading, 1842 ( Christies Images/Bridgeman Art Library); bat ( Look and Learn/Bridgeman Art Gallery); phone (Chris Turner/Stone Collection/Getty)

v3.1

For Nancy,
who will always be older than I am

N OT AGAIN .

Jane Fairfax gripped the steering wheel so tightly her hands hurt. Two dozen women stood on the sidewalk. Three of them were peering in Janes living room windows. All of them were dressed in imitation Regency period dresses. The thought occurred to Jane that instead of adopting the clothing of her time, they might have chosen to copy the tradition of waiting for an invitation before dropping in unannounced.

A tall, thin woman in a ghastly pink pantsuit emerged from a parked tour bus and called out loudly, Miss Fairfax doesnt appear to be at home today, but we can still get a lovely photo!

Its Beverly! said a deep male voice beside Jane with lascivious glee. We should say hello.

We should not, said Jane, giving Byron a withering look.

Jane had seen the womanand her pantsuitbefore. Her name was Beverly Shrop. A retired kindergarten teacher, Beverly had devoted the past five years to becoming the number-one-ranked reviewer of romance novels on a very popular bookselling site. That her reviews consisted largely of regurgitating a books cover copy mattered little to her readers. Nor did it apparently occur to them that in order for Beverly to have amassed 12,729 reviews she would have had to have read an average of 6.9 books a day.

Beverly had subsequently started a website of her ownShropTalk.comon which she not only posted her reviews but also featured interviews with romance writers and kept her readers abreast of what was happening in the world of romantic fiction. This, naturally, had increased her profile even more, to the point where publishers started not just paying attention to her but actively courting her.

When Constance was published, Jane had done the requisite interview with Beverly. Shed found the woman dull and her questions insipid (Do you wear any particular perfume when you write? If you were a flower, what would you be?) and had been relieved when it was over. Shed hoped never to encounter Beverly Shrop again.

Beverly, however, was determined to make the most of her talents. This took the form of offering romance-themed tours to readers who wanted to visit the hometowns of their favorite authors or to visit the locations that had inspired their favorite books. She had several itineraries, among them The World of Edith Wharton, Love and Lust in Santa Fe (a surprising number of romance writers lived there), and Jackie Oh!: The People and Places of Jackie Collins.

Most recently Beverly had designed a field trip around writers of New York and New England. Brakeston was included on the itinerary primarily because of Byron, who the previous year had revealed himself to be the real author behind the very popular novelist Penelope Wentz. Complicating matters, he had chosen to use yet another pseudonym in making his announcement, and so the world at large knew him as Tavish Osborn, a name he now adopted for everyday use.