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Its never fun when a great summer comes to an end.
Particularly when one argues with ones adorable, but grossly insensitive, boyfriend the night before school starts. Its such a terrible fight, Jess doesnt knoware they broken up? Should she apologize? Too bad Jess is spending all her time in detention and cant talk to Fred to figure it out. A sadistic new English teacher has decided Jess needs an attitude adjustment, and Jess cant seem to stop making terrible mistakes. When she ends up pantless in her own backyard, Jess is left to ask herself: Where did she go wrong? And what can be done to make it up to Fred and salvage this horrible, horrible year?

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ALSO BY SUE LIMB Girl 15 Charming but Insane Girl Nearly 16 Absolute - photo 1
ALSO BY SUE LIMB

Girl, 15, Charming but Insane
Girl, Nearly 16: Absolute Torture
Girl, Barely 15: Flirting for England

Published by Delacorte Press an imprint of Random House Childrens Books a - photo 2

Published by Delacorte Press,
an imprint of Random House Childrens Books
a division of Random House, Inc.,
New York

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the authors imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

Text copyright 2006 by Sue Limb

All rights reserved.

Delacorte Press and colophon are registered trademarks of Random House, Inc.

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Educators and librarians, for a variety of teaching tools, visit us at www.randomhouse.com/teachers

The Library of Congress has cataloged the hardcover edition of this work as follows:

Limb, Sue.
Girl, going on 17, pants on fire/ Sue Limb.
p. cm.
Summary: Jess seventeenth year is a tumultuous one, due to a series of lies and unfortunate circumstances, including her break-up with Fred, her school detention, and her mothers new romance.
eISBN: 978-0-375-89175-5 [1. LoveFiction. 2. FriendshipFiction. 3. SchoolsFiction. 4. EnglandFiction. 5. Humorous stories.] I. Title: Girl, going on seventeen, pants on fire. II. Title.
PZ7.L6344Gif 2006

[Fic}dc22 2005014788

v3.1

For Kitty Woodham

CONTENTS
Picture 3 1 Picture 4
HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER,
PARTICULARLY THY FATHER,
BECAUSE IF YOU DONT,
NOBODY ELSE WILL

F red and Jess were sitting under their tree in the park. Theyd worked a bit on their latest script, based on the Queen delivering her Christmas message as a rap artist. Theyd shared a chocolate ice cream the size of a small piano. A cute dog had visited them and refrained from pooing. Everything was just about as perfect as it could be, except that they had to go back to school tomorrow.

Did your dad send you a Commandment today? asked Fred. Jess located it on her mobile and handed it over. Fred read it and laughed. Its ironical, really, he said. Your dad is just about the least commanding guy Ive ever met.

True, said Jess. If you were looking for somebody to play God in a bad mood, Dad would be the last person youd choose.

Youd probably choose Irritable Powell, said Fred thoughtfully. Mr. Powell, universally known as Irritable, would be their new head of year when they got back to school tomorrow. A treat in store.

I hope I never irritate him, said Jess. His shouting fits can cause structural damage.

I wish we were back in St. Ives with your dad, said Fred. That was such an amazing trip. I was astounded that he accepted me as your gentleman companion. And, frankly, rather disappointed. I was expecting him to horsewhip me or throw me into the sea.

Yeah, it was a brilliant holiday, sighed Jess. I sort of hoped that Dad would be OK about us. But even my mum seemed to tolerate the idea. It was immensely cunning of you to compare her to Jane Austen, you ruthless charmer!

We learnt that in our first week at gigolo school, said Fred. Its an appealing career choice, Im sure youll agree.

Just make sure the next old lady you fascinate is a tad richer than my mum, said Jess. God, it was so embarrassing when Dad and Phil had to pay for the birthday curry!

Jesss sixteenth birthday had been celebrated the previous week among towering piles of pappadams and seven different vegetable dishes in an Indian restaurant. Her mum, however, had behaved badly by losing her purse and having a panic attack. The purse had turned up later that night, back home under a pile of dirty laundry.

Thank God Phil had one of those flashy gold credit cards! said Jess in rapture. In fact, hes completely divine. What could be better than a camp stepfather with a boutique and a boat? I cant wait to get back to school tomorrow and boast about my dad being gay.

Jess sent her dad a text message saying PICNIC IN THE PARK WITH FRED. WISH YOU WERE HERE. SCHOOL TOMORROW. YOULL BE FAMOUS BY LUNCHTIME. OR SHOULD I SAY INFAMOUS?

I dont know how to say this, said Fred suddenly. There was an odd, sad note to his voice. Jesss heart missed a beat. He looked up at her, his head resting on his hand.

What? What? said Jess. Youre not ill or something, are you? Youre not going to die? I have nothing to wear that would be suitable for your funeral. Inside, she was suddenly really worried.

Youre going to hate me for this, said Fred.

I already hate you more than anyone else on earth, said Jess. So go for it! Spill the beans.

The thing is Fred rolled over onto his back and stared up through the branches of the tree to the sky. I have real problems about going back to school.

God, dont we all? said Jess, though she really was looking forward to it. It would be so cool. Her dad was gay, which would enormously increase her prestige. And even more wonderful, everyone would know she and Fred were together. She was going to be so immensely proud, she might just have to sell their story to the newspapers.

No, I mean Fred hesitated and rolled back onto his stomach. I dont mean just the routine back-to-school nausea and boredom stuff. I mean, I have problems, with you know, our so-called relationship.

An invisible spear hurtled down through the air and pinned Jesss heart to the earth.

What do you mean? She tried for a lighthearted tone but somehow it came out in a desperate gasp, as if she was a fish that had suddenly found itself out of its beloved water and trapped in the horrible dry burning air.

Im sorry to be such a prat, Fred went on, not looking at Jess but staring instead at the grass just below his face, but the thought of everybody at school giving us a hard time You know, the ridicule the jokes Foul! The thought of it makes me want to walk over to the railings over there and hurl my recent lunch into the nettles.

Dont be stupid, said Jess. Her hands had started to shake. Nobodyll be even the slightest bit interested.

Its just, said Fred, suddenly taking refuge in a silly posh voice, that Ive got my reputation to think of, my dear. My identity, you know? Im thehow can I put it? Eccentric loner. I am historically unable to form relationships. If everybody knows that were together, I shall lose whatever street cred I ever had and be despised as a doting nerd.

Jesss heart was now pumping at maximum. Her fight-or-flight mechanism had kicked in. How could Fred be saying these horrible heartless things? Had she never really known him after all? Did he really care more about his so-called glamorous loners identity than his relationship with her?

Everything glorious that they had shared that summer suddenly took on a sad, slanting, doomed kind of air. The fabulous time at the seaside with her dad and Phil and Mum and Granny. She was so proud of Fred, she couldnt wait for everyone at school to know they were together. But it seemed he wasnt proud of her. Oh no. He was ashamed of her, apparently.

Well, Id hate you to be inconvenienced in any way, she snapped. God forbid that you should be thought a doting nerd. So what is all this? Are you dumping me?

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