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Since Bob has appeared, Ive made huge strides in my life. For more than a decade I was a homeless drug addict. I was lost to the world and had forgotten what was important in life. Now Ive got myself back on my two feet, but as I put the past behind me, Im still stepping unsteadily into the future. I still need help in the right direction. Bob is always there to offer guidance and friendship. James and his street cat Bob have been on a remarkable journey together. In the years since their story ended in the bestselling A STREET CAT NAMED BOB James, with Bobs help, has begun to find his way back to the real world. Almost every day, Bob provides moments of intelligence, bravery and humour, at the same time opening his human friends eyes to important truths about friendship, loyalty, trust and the meaning of happiness. In the continuing tale of their life together James shows the many ways in which Bob has been his protector and guardian angel through times of illness, hardship, even life-threatening danger. As they high five together for their crowds of admirers, James knows that the tricks hes taught Bob are nothing compared to the lessons hes learnt from his street-wise cat.

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James Bowen

The World According to Bob

The further adventures of one man and his street-wise cat

For all those who devote their lives to helping the homeless and animals in distress

There is something about the presence of a cat that seems to take the bite out of being alone.

Louis Camuti

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

Mark Twain

Chapter 1 The Nightwatchman It had been one of those days the type where - photo 1

Chapter 1. The Nightwatchman

It had been one of those days, the type where anything that could go wrong had gone wrong.

It had begun when my alarm had failed to go off and Id overslept which meant that my cat, Bob, and I were already running late when we set off to catch the bus near my flat in Tottenham, north London on our way to Islington, where I sold the homeless magazine The Big Issue. We were barely five minutes into our journey when things went from bad to worse.

Bob was sitting in his usual position, half-asleep on the seat next to me when he suddenly lifted his head, looking around suspiciously. In the two years since Id met him, Bobs ability to sniff trouble had been pretty near infallible. Within moments the bus was filled with an acrid, burning smell and the panicked driver was announcing that our journey was being terminated and we all had to get off. Immediately.

It wasnt quite the evacuation of the Titanic, but the bus was three quarters full so there was a lot of chaotic pushing and jostling. Bob didnt seem in a rush so we left them to it and were among the last to get off, which, as it turned out, was a wise decision. The bus may have smelled awful, but at least it was warm.

We had come to a halt opposite a new building site from where icy winds were whipping in at a rate of knots. I was glad that, while dashing out of my flat, Id hurriedly wrapped a particularly thick, woollen scarf around Bobs neck.

The crisis turned out to be nothing more serious than an overheated engine but the driver had to wait for a bus company mechanic to fix it. So, amid much grumbling and complaining, about two dozen of us were left standing on the freezing cold pavement for almost half an hour while we waited for a replacement bus.

The late morning traffic was terrible, so by the time Bob and I hopped off at our destination, Islington Green, we had been on the road for more than an hour and a half. We were now seriously late. I was going to miss the lunchtime rush, one of the most lucrative times for selling the magazine.

As usual, the five minute walk to our pitch at Angel tube station was a stop-start affair. It always was when I had Bob with me. Sometimes I walked with him on a leather lead, but more often than not we travelled with him perched on my shoulders, gazing curiously out at the world, like the lookout on the prow of a ship. It wasnt something people were used to seeing every day of the week, so we could never walk more than ten yards without someone wanting to say hello and stroke him, or take a photograph. That didnt bother me at all. He was a charismatic, striking-looking fellow and I knew he relished the attention, provided it was friendly. Unfortunately, that wasnt something that could be guaranteed.

The first person to stop us today was a little Russian lady who clearly knew as much about handling cats as I did about reciting Russian poetry.

Oh, koschka, so pretty, she said, collaring us in Camden Passage, the alleyway of restaurants, bars and antique shops that runs along the southern part of Islington Green. I stopped to let her say hello properly, but she immediately reached up to Bob and tried to touch him on the nose. Not a clever move.

Bobs instant reaction was to lash out, fending her off with a wild wave of his paw and a very loud and emphatic eeeeeeow. Fortunately he didnt scratch the lady, but he did leave her a little shaken so I had to spend a few minutes making sure she was all right.

It OK, it OK. I only want to be friend, she said, looking as white as a sheet. She was quite elderly and I was worried that she might keel over from a heart attack. You should never do that to an animal, Madam, I told her, smiling and being as polite as possible. How would you react if someone tried to put their hands on your face? Youre lucky he didnt scratch you.

I no mean to upset him, she said.

I felt a bit sorry for her.

Come on you two, lets be friends, I said, trying to act as the peacemaker.

Bob was reluctant at first. Hed made his mind up. But he eventually relented, allowing her to run her hand, very gently, along the back of his neck. The lady was very apologetic and very hard to shake off.

I very sorry, very sorry, she kept saying.

No problem, I said, by now desperate to get going.

When we finally extricated ourselves and got to the tube station I put my rucksack on the pavement so that Bob could spread out on it our regular routine then started laying out the stack of magazines Id bought from the local The Big Issue co-ordinator on Islington Green the previous day. Id set myself a target of selling at least a couple of dozen today because, as usual, I needed the money.

I was soon being frustrated again.

Ominous, steely clouds had been hovering above London since mid-morning and before Id managed to sell a single magazine the heavens opened, forcing Bob and me to take shelter a few yards away from our pitch, in an underpass near a bank and some office buildings.

Bob is a resilient creature, but he really hates the rain, especially when it was of the freezing cold variety like today. He almost seemed to shrink in it. His bright marmalade coloured coat also seemed to turn a little bit greyer and less noticeable. Unsurprisingly, fewer people than usual stopped to make a fuss over him so I sold fewer magazines than usual too.

With the rain showing no sign of relenting, Bob was soon making it clear that he didnt want to hang around. He kept shooting me withering looks and, like some kind of ginger hedgehog, scrunched himself up into a ball. I got the message, but knew the reality. The weekend was approaching and I needed to make enough money to keep us both going. But my stack of magazines was still as thick as when Id arrived.

As if the day wasnt going badly enough, midway through the afternoon a young, uniformed police officer started giving me grief. It wasnt the first time and I knew it wouldnt be the last, but I really didnt need the hassle today. I knew the law; I was perfectly entitled to sell magazines here. I had my registered vendor ID and unless I was causing a public nuisance, I could sell magazines at this spot from dawn til dusk. Sadly, he didnt seem to have anything better to do with his day and insisted on searching me. I had no idea what he was frisking me for, presumably drugs or a dangerous weapon, but he found neither.

He wasnt too pleased about that so he resorted to asking questions about Bob. I explained that he was legally registered to me and was micro-chipped. That seemed to worsen his mood even more and he walked off with a look almost as grim as the weather.

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Id persevered for a few more hours but by early evening, when the office workers had gone home and the streets were beginning to fill with drinkers and kids looking for trouble, I decided to call it quits.

I felt deflated; Id barely sold ten magazines and collected only a fraction of what Id normally expect to make. Id spent long enough living off tins of reduced price beans and even cheaper loaves of bread to know that I wouldnt starve. I had enough money to top up the gas and electric meters and buy a meal or two for Bob as well. But it meant Id probably need to head out to work again over the weekend, something I really hadnt wanted to do, mainly because there was more rain forecast and Id been feeling under the weather myself.

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