Rick Moody - Demonology

Bold and thrilling. Accomplished, fearless short stories that examine the exchange of energy between language and loss. Moody does nothing in half measures. He places us under arrest before he reads us our rights. Demonology rants and raves and roars.

Walter Kirn, New York Times Book Review

Demonology mesmerizes the reader. Moody is among the best in contemporary fiction. He himself seems to be reaching new heights of inventiveness, writing convincingly and poignantly about the bizarre and the mundane, often combined in a single character.

Benjamin E. Lytal, Harvard Crimson

A self-styled avenging angel of highbrow literary cool. With fictionalizing father figures like Robert Coover and Thomas Pynchon and cohorts like David Foster Wallace, Donald Antrim, and Jeffrey Eugenides, Rick Moody is one of a small phalanx of sardonic post-post-modernists to have advanced boldly out of the early 1990s with pens drawn. The much lauded title story is exceptional, heartbreaking. The stories in Demonology range from hilarious to bitterly charming to quietly clever. Lydia Millet, Village Voice

Impressive. Demonology is a howling visitation of various psychic hells with a derisive laugh track. The real pleasure is in the satiric audacity of the short-story form.

Peter Bricklebank, Chicago Tribune

Moodys best work is in Demonology, It is well worth reading.

Daniel Handler, Newsday

This fine collection confirms Rick Moodys status as one of the stars of contemporary American fiction. Each story shares a remorseless eye for detail, a comic turn of phrase, and a vision in which tragedy and banality are closely intertwined. Hes a formidable talent, and Demonology finds him at his wicked, wonderful best.

John Tague, Independent on Sunday

Moody writes eloquently and perceptively. The prose breaks through the personal-loss cliche, reaching toward, and grasping, the unflinchingly and the painfully beautiful.

Michael Pelusi, Philadelphia City Paper

Rick Moody has grown in stature due to his ability to portray inner life. He is in the big leagues of modern fiction writers. Like David Foster Wallace, Moodys technical knowledge and command of the craft of writing is unquestioned.

Tim C. Davis, Creative Loafing

In Demonology Rick Moody portrays the human condition as a disturbing, hilarious carnival of voices.

Michael Gross, Talk

The Chicken Mask was sorrowful, Sis. The Chicken Mask was supposed to hustle business. It was supposed to invite the customer to gorge him or herself within our establishment. It was supposed to be endearing and funny. It was supposed to be an accurate representation of the featured item on our menu. But, Sis, in a practical setting, in test markets like right out in front of the restaurant the Chicken Mask had a plaintive aspect, a blue quality (it was stifling, too, even in cold weather), so that Id be walking down Main, by the waterfront, after you were gone, back and forth in front of Hot Bird (Bucket of Drumsticks, $2.99), wearing out my imitation basketball sneakers from Wal-Mart, pudgy in my black jogging suit, lurching along in the sandwich board, and the kids would hustle up to me, tugging on the wrists of their harried, underfinanced moms. The kids would get bored with me almost immediately. They knew the routine. Their eyes would narrow, and all at once there were no secrets here in our town of service-economy franchising: Iwas the guy working nine to five in a Chicken Mask, even though Id had a pretty good education in business administration, even though I was more or less presentable and well-spoken, even though I came from a good family. I made light of it, Sis, I extemporized about Hot Bird, in remarks designed by virtue of my studies in business tactics to drive whole families in for the new low-fat roasters, a meal option that was steeper, in terms of price, but tasty nonetheless. (And I ought to have known, because I ate from the menu every day. Even the coleslaw.)

Heres what Id say, in my Chicken Mask. Here was my pitch: Feeling a little peckish? Try Hot Bird! Or Dont be chicken, try Hot Bird! The mothers would laugh their nervous adding-machine laughs (those laughs that are next door over from a sob), and they would lead the kids off. Twenty yards away, though, the boys and girls would still be staring disdainfully at me, gaping backward while I rubbed my hands raw in the cold, while I breathed the synthetic rubber interior of the Chicken Mask that fragrance of rubber balls from gym classes past, that bouquet of the gloves Mom used for the dishes while I looked for my next shill. I lost almost ninety days to the demoralization of the Chicken Mask, to its grim, existential emptiness, until I couldnt take it anymore. Which happened to be the day when Alexandra McKinnon (remember her? from Sunday school?) turned the corner with her boy Zack he has to be seven or eight now oblivious while upon her daily rounds, oblivious and fresh from a Hallmark store. It was nearly Valentines Day. They didnt know it was me in there, of course, inside the Chicken Mask. They didnt know I was the chicken from the basement, the chicken of darkest nightmares, or, more truthfully, they didnt know I was a guy with some pretty conflicted attitudes about things. Thats how I managed to apprehend Zack, leaping out from the in-door of Cohens Pharmacy, laying ahold of him a little too roughly, by the hem of his pillowy, orange ski jacket. Little Zack was laughing, at first, until, in a voice wracked by loss, I worked my hard sell on him, declaiming stentoriously that Death Comes to All. Thats exactly what I said, just as persuasively as I had once hawked White meat breasts, eight pieces, just $4.59! Loud enough that hed be sure to know what I meant. His look was interrogative, quizzical. So I repeated myself. Death Comes to Everybody, Zachary. My voice was urgent now. My eyes bulged from the eyeholes of my standard-issue Chicken Mask. I was even crying a little bit. Saline rivulets tracked down my neck. Zack was terrified.

What I got next certainly wasnt the kind of flirtatious attention I had always hoped for from his mom. Alex began drumming on me with balled fists. I guess shed been standing off to the side of the action previously, believing that I was a reliable paid employee of Hot Bird. But now she was all over me, bruising me with wild swings, cursing, until shed pulled the Chicken Mask from my head half expecting, Im sure, to find me scarred or hydrocephalic or otherwise disabled. Her denunciations let up a little once she was in possession of the facts. It was me, her old Sunday school pal, Andrew Wakefield. Not at the top of my game.

I dont really want to include here the kind of scene I made, once unmasked. Alex was exasperated with me, but gentle anyhow. I think she probably knew I was in the middle of a rough patch. People knew. The people leaning out of the storefronts probably knew. But, if things werent already bad enough, I remembered right then God, this is horrible that Alexs mom had driven into Lake Sacan-daga about five years before. Jumped the guardrail and plunged right off that bridge there. In December. In heavy snow. In a Ford Explorer. That was the end of her. Listen, Alex, I said, Im confused, I have problems and I dont know whats come over me and I hope you can understand, and I hope youll let me make it up to you. I cant lose this job. Honest to God.