Russell Hoban - My Tango With Barbara Strozzi

When she told me that her name was Bertha Strunk I said, Is Berthas trunk anything like Pandoras box?

That isnt something you can find out in five minutes, she said. This was at the Saturday evening tango class for beginners in the crypt of St Jamess Church, Clerkenwell.

Why the tango? Are you sitting comfortably? It began with Mimi, my ex-wife, coming round with some things that Id left at the house. Your latest effort got terrible reviews, she said by way of greeting.

The Irish Times and the Jewish Chronicle liked it, I countered.

I think you may be running out of ideas, she said.

I backed away from her and made a cross with my fingers. Dont say that!

It happens, she continued. Hope of a Tree does not develop organically from its original impulse; its a put-together thing trying to pass itself off as a novel. I have to go now. See you.

Please, I said, be a stranger.

When she left I had an awful dropped feeling in the pit of my stomach because I knew she was right. Altogether it was a delicate time for me; even before her visit Id been uneasy about Pluto coming over my Sagittarian ascendant. This a major mega astrological event, says Catriona, my astrologer. Your quest for a new theme could take a long time, with retrogradation and the slow moving of the outer planet. Euphemisms such as transformations, deaths and resurrections of the spirit and cleansing with reference to depth psychology are often used in connection with this; also crisis, power struggles etc. Definitely a time for the shedding of habits, feelings, emotions or whatever which have lost their vitality or relevance. Thanks very much, Catriona. Most of my habits, feelings, emotions or whatever, probably all of them, have lost their vitality or relevance. Your Pluto is in house (8th) area which is its own, death, loss of individual etc., she goes on but I didnt.

I couldnt face the word machine and it was too early in the day to get drunk, so I went to the Royal Academy to look at the Face the Music exhibition: portraits of composers from all places and periods. Looking at various faces of those long dead I wondered how theyd feel about whats happened to some of their music. Heres Mozart, apparently without a care in the world. His Piano Concerto 21 was taken over by the film Elvira Madigan, the story of two doomed (by their own idiocy) young lovers, and will forever be associated with them by people ignorant even of the composers name. The slow movement must by now be his most widely recognised composition. Id recently acquired the DVD of the film and I sat patiently through it. Unmoved. Films go out of date like bacon on the supermarket shelf. I doubt very much that Elvira Madigan would win prizes if released this year even though Pia Degermark has (as film critic Roger Ebert has noted) beautiful calves.

Tchaikovsky now, magisterially bearded but looking doubtful whatever his sins he didnt deserve what Ken Russell did to him with The Music Lovers. Did Russell hate the composer or what? Not that the film has much to do with Tchaikovsky, von Meck and the other famous names under which the actors perform as directed. The film is some kind of a lunatic thing with a life of its own that has little to do with any reality, not even Ken Russells, whatever that may be. Pyotr Ilyich has suffered other indignities as well: some years ago his Romeo and Juliet Overture was mawkished into Our Love and The Story of a Starry Night and sung by various and sundry.

Vivaldi! He looks frail but he very aggressively put me on hold and kept me there while I trudged through as much of Le Quatro Stagioni as I could remember. Vivaldi, at a switchboard near you for how many more seasons?

So many names, so many faces, so much music! But wait, whos this? What does the card say? Barbara Strozzi, the seventeenth-century Venetian singer and composer who was known as La Virtuosissima Cantatrice. What a woman!

Not a beauty but she had a slightly sluttish look that was irresistible. Her eyes, so languorous, so not caring, so haunting after three centuries and more! She leans back in her chair, her blouse well off her shoulders, her bodice lowered to expose her breasts, her left hand grasping the neck of a viola da gamba. Barbara Strozzi! Dead for so many years but she reached out of the frame and clasped me to her opulent bosom and opened her mouth to my tongue. OK, it was all in my mind but so is everything else. Perhaps I fainted, I dont know. I didnt fall down but it was a Road-to-Damascus kind of thing. A girl of twelve or thirteen and her mother approached as I stood there. That man has an erection, said the girl.

Nonsense, said the mother as they moved on. Its probably his iPod.

I didnt want to see any more pictures so I left. When I got home I dug around in my CD stacks until I found my Barbara Strozzi discs. The tracks were mostly lamentate, lamentations. I played some of them but they didnt give me the Strozzi Id seen in the portrait; they all had a downward spiral of sadness. OK, life is sad but the look in Barbara Strozzis eyes had a whole lot more than sadness in it. I wanted other music for her. What kind of music?

When I think of Venice I think of Francesco Guardi. There is a page of his macchiete in The Glory of Venice catalogue from the Royal Academy. These quick sketches done in brown ink, almost calligraphy, show gaggles of men and women like brown leaves hurried on by the winds of time. Guardis gondoliers, workmen and pedestrians in the oil paintings such as The Giudecca with the Zitelle are also full of movement, but of a stagey sort, as if they might be in an opera. It is particularly evident in pictures where chiaroscuro is exaggerated that Guardi is a precursor of Daumier: he paints gestures and peoples them, all of his figures moving through time. The buildings too, though solid and full of detail, are in motion through time. Sometimes this motion is slowed down, as in the wonderful Capriccio with an Arch in Ruin. Here Guardis imagination is measured and reflective: even the dogs pause for thought and the boatmen are in no hurry. Although Barbara Strozzi was painted by Bernardo Strozzi (whose illegitimate daughter she probably was) there was something of a Guardi capriccio in the look she turned upon me through the transparent centuries. There was music in that look not her own lamentate but something more coarse and sexual and a rhythm of controlled passion. I dont know the dances of Guardis time and Strozzis, but for me the music and the dance became tango.

I looked at her portrait in the catalogue again and words came to me, from where I couldnt remember: I faced up to life and what? My hand went to the CD stacks and came up with Tita Merello, Arrabalera. The little brochure quoted her as saying, I faced up to life and it left its mark on me. It sounds better in Spanish: Le di la cara a la vida y me la dejo marcada. I put the disc in the player and went to track 12, El Choclo. Her voice! It wound itself around me like the tanguera that she was, like her body touching mine and leaning away, her leg gripping my waist and releasing in the skirmishing of the dance. Barbara Merello, Tita Strozzi!

So there it was: it was time for me to learn the tango if I wanted to follow the Barbara Strozzi thing wherever it might take me. A little googling brought me to Totaltango on the Internet and I sent away for