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Francis Levy - Seven Days in Rio

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The funniest American novel since Sam Lipsytes . A ribald chronicle of [a] 60-something Manhattan accountant, whos come to Rio de Janeiro as a sex tourist. [A] fever dream of a novel. Levy delivers a visceral blend of hilarious satire and study in human sexuality, taking us on a deviant tour of Rio. I have come to regard almost everything that happens in human life as a form of therapy. So muses Kenny Cantor, always dapper in his seersucker suit from the Brooks Brothers 346 collection. Kenny is a CPA, amateur psychoanalyst, and sex-tourist vacationing in Rio when he gets waylaid at a psychoanalytic conference. What ensues is a provocative journey that merges sex and psychoanalysis through Rios tawdry netherworld of Susan Sontag-quoting denizens as only an incendiary voice like Francis Levy could imagine.

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Francis Levy

Seven Days in Rio

For Titus, Zeno and Hallie.

I never thought group therapy would lead to this.

PRAISE FOR FRANCIS LEVYS EROTOMANIA: A ROMANCE

*Queerty.com Top 10 Book of 2008.

*Inland Empire Weekly Standout Book of 2008.

Levy is our generations D.H. Lawrence, Henry Miller, and Charles Bukowski rolled into one.

INLAND EMPIRE WEEKLY

[Erotomania] is a great book, written with flawless verve by a tremendous fictioneer and thinker, and it deserves glory. A classic.

ANDREI CODRESCU

Levy seems to have an eye for detail for all that is absurd, commonly human, and uniquely American.

BOOKSLUT

Sex is familiar, but its perennial, and Levy makes it fresh.

LOS ANGELES TIMES

The books raw but thoughtful carnality comes off as at once serious, clever and crude in sending up the absurdities of contemporary hookings-up. Its not a traditional love story, but debut novelist Levy puts thought and genuine feeling behind all the doings.

PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

[Erotomania] can just as easily be a bookend to the beautifully nuanced prose of Milan Kundera as it can be a long-version story for a nudie mag minus the accompanying photographs. Its all in the context as it is with most relationships.

THE QUARTERLY CONVERSATION

Erotomania wields a comedic punch that makes it, above all, a fun novel to read.

NERVE

A high-minded yet slapstick take on erotic desire.

TIME OUT CHICAGO

AUTHOR NOTE

None of the characters in this novel are real, nor are the places or psychoanalytic movements, even though the name Rio may conjure the real city of Rio de Janeiro. Lacanian analysis as described in the novel bears no resemblance to the branch of psychoanalytic practice initiated by the French analyst Jacques Lacan. Even the duration of time stated in the title bears little resemblance to what is commonly known as seven days. So dont start writing irate letters to my blog correcting this or that or asking for refunds.

SEVEN DAYS IN RIO

I went down to the Copacabana on my first night in Rio. I was told that most of the women were prostitutes who would gladly sleep with me for a hundred American dollars. I saw a sexy woman wearing high heels and an abbreviated bikini and decided that there was no sense in hesitating, since from what Id heard about the lovemaking habits of Brazilians, one would be as talented as the next. I pursed my lips and made purring sounds like a pussycat to get the idea across, but the woman didnt seem to notice me, even though I was wearing a seersucker suit from the Brooks Brothers 1818 Collection. There arent too many men wearing Brooks Brothers suits (or any suits for that matter) down by the Copacabana, and I would have thought I stood out from the crowd.

I have always found communication between myself and other human beings to be a problem, and often worry that I havent succeeded with women where I otherwise might because my words get caught between my teeth. So I just held out my hand to her as she waited for the traffic light to change. Im Kenny, I said. Do you understand anglais? I am new to your country and I wanted to introduce myself while also initiating myself into your highly permissive sexual culture. I will put my cards on the table: Id be glad to engage you to perform sexual acts on me for a fee.

I dont speak a word of Portuguese, so for a moment I entertained the idea of simply squeezing her breasts and spanking her very ample and exposed buttocks. But common sense prevailed. I intuitively knew that it wasnt a good idea to touch the merchandise until we had worked out our fiduciary arrangement.

Even as she walked away from me I was convinced that if I had been more outspoken or demonstrative we might be on our way to a hotel room. Fuck, for instance, is one of those words that crosses cultural and class boundaries. I have said fuck you in hundreds of cities around the world, and everyone seems to know what I mean. Whether youre in Bangkoks famed Soi Cowboy, San Franciscos Tenderloin, Pariss Bois de Boulogne, Hamburgs Reeperbahn, or Amsterdams Rossebuurt, fuck is as easily understood as the skull and bones. Fuck can be an expression of disgust or of longing. I should have simply asked, Do you want to fuck? and then we could have dealt with the logistics.

I had checked into my hotel room at the Copacabana only a few hours earlier. Both the young ladies at the reservations desk were absolutely astonishing. In fact, with their shiny, dark hair pulled tightly back and their ample cleavage adding just the right contrast to the formality of their blue uniforms, I could barely tell one from the other though I did take note of a nameplate reading Suzanne on one of them, pledging to myself that by the end of my stay I would get up enough courage to offer her remuneration for her body. Upon arrival in Brazil, I immediately wanted to have sex with everyone, and by now I was already feeling nostalgic for that first flush of Brazilian pulchritude. I had carefully read the sex blogs, which described the easy familiarity of Brazilian women and the murky line that exists between prostitution and ordinary human interchanges.

I refused to allow the sting of my first encounter to deter me, so I lit off for an establishment called Caf Brazil, which I had noticed when I drove up to the hotel. What better place to get into the spirit of a country than a bar named after it? Later on, I told myself, I would seek out the more exotic spots, like Caf Erotique. For all I knew, there might be a Caf Whore, perhaps even a Caf Nympho.

I had heard that although Rio was a paradise teeming with available women, you did have to look out for pickpockets and petty criminals. There were even some rumors about kidnappings by gangs of sexy women who titillated you even as they held you for ransom. But I hadnt reckoned with the simpler notion of being overcharged. In the great European capitals, American tourists are routinely handed menus with higher prices than what the locals pay. It was only after I had left Caf Brazil, having made several clumsy and abortive attempts to wrangle a female escort, that I realized I had paid over $5 for my Diet Coke.

Returning to the hotel empty handed, I decided that it might be easier to simply go to the concierge desk and ask for sex. Come to think of it, it was probably included in my package deal.

Sim, Senhor Cantor, I can arrange your girl, the concierge said after I very un-surreptitiously placed a pile of reals in his hand. And what kind of girl are you looking for?

I want a sexy girl. Can you make sure shes sexy? I want someone with all the best features. It reminded me of the way my mother ordered fish over the phone: I want a nice big piece of salmon, not too fatty.

I congratulated myself on my resourcefulness and headed back to my room to prepare for my first encounter with a Rio whore. I was so overwrought with anticipation that I practically jumped out of my shoes when I heard her knock on my door. She was darkly beautiful, with hair that hung almost to her waist, wearing a tight red cocktail dress. But she was like a New York City cab driver, chattering on her cell phone even as she lifted her skirt to show me her goods, whispering that she wanted the equivalent of $l00. It felt so much like being in a New York cab that I accidentally blurted out Forty-third and Fifth! instead of telling her to dance a sexy merengue in the nude. As it turned out, this activity was not on the menu that she had handed me, with its numbered items printed in English and Portuguese. It was a rumpled sheet of paper that was divided into two columns, Subversive and Dominican. The items under the Subversive heading were shrimping, rimming, bandage, and spanky. The Dominican list was more traditional, and included fuck, blowjob, sixty-nine, around the world, half and half, and caningthis last item seeming rather anomalous and harsh.

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