John Wray - The Lost Time Accidents

Dear Mrs. Haven

This morning, at 08:47 EST, I woke up to find myself excused from time.

I can picture you perfectly, reading this letter. Youll be telling yourself Ive gone stupid with grief, or that Ive lost my mind but my thinking has never been clearer. Believe me, Mrs. Haven, when I tell you that this is no joke. Time moves freely around me, gurgling like a whirlpool, fluxing like a quantum field, spinning like a galaxy around its focal hub at the hub, however, everything is quiet.

Is there a chance, no matter how infinitesimal, that youll find and read this manuscript one day? If I didnt think so, I could never keep on. And if I dont keep on Ill disappear completely.

A physicist might term this place a singularitya point in spacetime where the laws of the cosmos have snapped but its like no singularity Ive heard of. As you know very well, the only type of singularity permitted by physics is a point of infinite density and weight, ripping everything even light itself out of the continuum in which time exists. A black hole, in other words, which should have torn me limb from limb by now.

But this place is no black hole. Im sure of that.

Its comfortable, first of all: an armchair, a card table, a half-empty bottle of Fosters Lager, a ream of stationery, and a refillable tortoiseshell pen, the kind you see in duty-free airplane catalogs but would never dream of actually buying. It also happens to be a place I know well: the library of my deceased aunts apartment on 109th Street and Fifth Avenue, on the fourth floor of a crumbling brownstone with the improbable name of the General Lee, at the middle-income end of Central Park. You never came here, Mrs. Haven, because my aunts stopped receiving visitors during the Nixon administration. But I want to make sure you can see this place clearly. Cramped though it is, its my entire world.

Monday, 08:47 EST

If God had commanded Noah to build an ark for consumer goods instead of animals and if Noah had been a drunken paranoiac his ark might have resembled this apartment. The room Im in is twenty by thirty, cavernous by Harlem standards: its floors are parquet, its bay windows gothic, its ceiling age-buckled and brown. I have a watery memory, from childhood, of powder-blue walls, but from where I sit theres no sure way of telling. Thats because aside from a bell-shaped perimeter surrounding this chair and a kind of tunnel meandering from one room to the next every cubic inch of this apartment is taken up by shoe boxes, newspapers, Styrofoam peanuts, cinder blocks, dressmakers dummies, Game Boys, PA systems, dollhouses, Harlequin romances, collectible plates, chandeliers, sawhorses, carburetors, bicycles, almanacs, humidors, assault rifles, fainting couches, chalkboards, VHS players, Betamax players, laser disc players, Frisbees, ziggurats of balding tennis balls, half a centurys worth of Popular Mechanics, Omni, The Wall Street Journal, Amazing Stories, Scientific American, Barely Legal, Juggs, Modern Internment Magazine, mail-order catalogs, college yearbooks, high school yearbooks, product manuals for discontinued products, and every other sort of flotsam you can think of. Not to mention clocks, needless to say, this being Tolliver property: chronometers of every make and model, pendulums primed, springs oiled and wound, circuitry buzzing, charting Spanish Harlems progress through the so-called fourth dimension with a constancy that makes me want to cry.

Im not sure how much you heard about my aunts demise the papers were full of it for a while, especially the tabloids but it wasnt a dignified passing. They had trouble letting go of things, Mrs. Haven. Ive been told that it runs in the family.

Monday, 08:47 EST

One of the first clues I got, as a child, that my father and I hailed from different star systems arrived in the form of a joke. It was in the dog days of a flawless upstate summer, one Id half convinced myself would never end: I was sitting with my mother in our humid, sun-drenched kitchen, picking at a scab on my left elbow and grumbling about going back to school. Orson he insisted I refer to him as Orson, never Dadcame up from his writing room in the basement, grinning for some reason I never discovered. He listened to my bitching for as long as he could stand it.

Theres a Venusian proverb, Waldy, that you might find instructive.

I took the bait and asked him what it was.

Time flies like an arrow. He paused for dramatic effect. Fruit flies, on the other hand, like a banana.

That was it. He looked from my mothers face to mine, deeply pleased with himself, then let out a belch and retreated downstairs, like a squid escaping in a cloud of ink.

Orson had a terrible sense of humor, Mrs. Haven a pulp fictioneers sense of humor, the most cornpone there is but this joke, in particular, preyed on my six-year-old mind like a tick. When I found out, years later, that hed stolen it from the Marx Brothers, I actually danced a little jig: it was Grouchos childrens cross to bear, not mine. But I cant help but be reminded of it now, when time isnt flying at all, and my existence has become like that banana: a battered, motionless mass, soft and greasy and passive, with memories harassing it like flies.

The reason Orsons joke got under my skin was this: I knew, even then, that time doesnt fly like an arrow. The belief that every physicist since Newton has been a fraud or a sucker (or both) is our family dogma, passed from generation to generation like a vendetta or an allergy to nuts. I was weaned on the proposition that time flies like a boomerang, or like a satellite, or if an arrow at all like the arrow on a well-oiled weathervane. My aunts always claimed that Id be the one to lead the Tollivers out of oblivions subbasement, to popularize their crackpot notions, to sell our shared obsession to the world: thats why I was given my great-uncles name. I resisted their prophecy as long as I could, but in the end I had to slay their dragons for them. What else could I do, with a name like Waldemar?

Believe it or not, Mrs. Haven, there was a time when my name sounded noble and strange to my ears, like Aragorn or Thor or Ivanhoe. I was knee-high to a ball of snot back then, as Orson liked to say, and my aunts and grandfather (and even Orson himself) were like sorcerers or demigods to me. I knew nothing about my namesake everyone made very sure of that except that hed done some extraordinary thing. A hush crept into the voices of the grown-ups whenever the subject came up, and his name was rarely uttered, as if its power might wear thin with repetition. I grew to see myself as heir apparent to a grand occult tradition one that mustnt be alluded to until I came of age. I promised myself Id learn everything I could about this great-uncle of mine, the better to do my mystic birthright justice. And I told no one my plan, not even my doting, long-suffering mother.

I must have known, even then, that the day would come when it would cause her pain.

Monday, 08:47 EST

I cant see much in my current position, but Im not too far from the windows, and if I crane my neck to look past a cracked lucite bust of J. W. Dunne I can make out a light-speckled sliver of park. For an hour a day, the view has the patina of a retouched picture postcard: the willow boughs sigh, the asphalt promenades gloam, and Nutters Battery and the old wooden boathouse hum with a mystery they could never aspire to at noon. Right now, for example, the evening sun is setting across Harlem Meer, glimmering up from the pond scum, giving a pair of overweight maintenance workers the look of lovers in a cheap romantic comedy. The universe is still in motion, close enough to take hold of, patiently awaiting my return; but the clock at my elbow a Tolliver Magnetic Chronometer, model 8-, accurate to.000000000000000178 of a second remains frozen, Miss Havisham like, at 08:47 Eastern Standard Time.