Jón Gnarr - The Pirate
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Jn Gnarr
The Pirate
BLACK DEATH
There was a knock on my bedroom door. I looked up. Mom opened the door. She had a downcast expression.
Come have a chat with me, Jn.
She wasnt angry. I hadnt done anything. Id even been unusually quiet. But whenever I heard that tone in her voice it meant she blamed me for something, like the time she found cigarettes in my pocket. Her voice sounded dry and windy. This time, though, she clearly wasnt angry. She was almost friendly. She must have some news. I followed her into the kitchen and sat at the kitchen table. What was up? What did she want to tell me? Was she about to tell me I was adopted? That I wasnt my fathers son, but the son of the famous Icelandic author rbergur rarson? Id long suspected that. I was so very like rbergur. Maybe Dad was always so weird around me because he wasnt my real dad. And maybe he was always so annoyed at Mom because shed cheated on him. Understandable. Perhaps I had other siblings out there. But maybe it wasnt that at all. Could she be about to tell me they were going on vacation, and they were inviting me along? I never got to go anywhere with them because I was so much trouble. Recently, though, Id been very calm. Could it be that Mom was rewarding me for being good by inviting me abroad? But where? Mallorca, perhaps. Id need to get myself some cool swimming trunks and a necklace with my name on it. Id go to the beach and have my picture taken with a parrot on my shoulder. Or were we going to London, instead? Mom had visited her friend in London several times. Now, perhaps, Id get to go along with her. Id rather go to London than Mallorca because I might get to meet a real punk and go to some gigs. And then Id be able to buy some proper punk gear. I couldnt imagine punk stuff was easy to find in Mallorca. I waited and waited for Mom to start talking. But she was just silent, friendly but awkward.
What? I asked, excited. I almost started laughing in anticipation.
Grandmas dead.
My dreams of sunny beaches and bustling urban life vanished with the wave of a hand. I wasnt going anywhere. rbergur was in all likelihood not my dad. And Grandma was dead.
Is she? I asked to say something.
Yes, she died during the night.
I hadnt thought about Grandma much, or at all, since she went into the nursing home. I hadnt been keen to visit; it seemed distinctly discomforting, going to see her. Not least because shed become a bit confused by the end. Shed gotten so old that shed started dying a long time back.
Id known for a while Grandma would die soon. I knew it would happen. My grandmother was named Gurn Gumundsdttir. She was born on April 1, 1888 at a place called Arnktludalur, in the Strandir region. I dont know where that is exactly. She had eighteen siblings. All of them were dead. Most of them died soon after being born or when they were still children. Thats how life was in the old days. People died all the time. When Grandma was seven, she lost her mother. She was from another world, a shadowy, ancient world where it was always cold and everyone was wet and either hungry or very ill the whole time. So they tended to die sooner or later. The men drowned, one after the other. Those who survived were hunched by lifes adversities. Like Grandma. I never knew how she made it through such a miserable life. Maybe it was because she was so good. Maybe it was her faith in God. Maybe she didnt know anything better. Whatever it was, I counted myself lucky to have been born when I was. I was horrified when Grandma told stories about life in the country and about when she was young. She had been dying for a long time. Pitiless old age ferried her away her spark weakened and flickered. She grew ever more tired, had trouble walking. She started to forget things. Sometimes, she forgot who I was. Sometimes, she thought I was my dad. Its me, Jnsi, Id say again and again to remind her. Sometimes shed realize, but more often she didnt. Shed keep asking for news about the farms or tell me shed seen people I knew were long dead. Shed wandered back to a time that seemed to me like seventeen hundred and sour cabbage. It distressed me to see Grandma ebb away like this. Sometimes she got anxious about something she imagined was going to happen. Those times, shed want me to ride out to some farms to warn people. I felt awkward, not knowing how to respond. I tried explaining that it was just her mental deterioration, but that didnt compute. So I just tried to play along.
Where are the children?
Um, theyre outside, playing, I said, encouragingly.
Theyre not allowed to go down to the estuary. The current is too strong.
No, theyre nowhere near it, Grandma, I said, still being encouraging.
She was sure the woman sharing her room was plotting to go through her stuff and steal from her. It was very awkward when she talked about that, but also a bit funny. Funny in an absurd, tragic way: the woman who shared the room with her was, in reality, paralyzed she lay motionless in her bed. But Grandma was blind, so she couldnt see that.
What are you doing there?! Grandma hissed.
Im not doing anything, Gurn, dear, the woman wearily answered.
I can see you! What did you take from the drawer? The paralyzed woman sighed sadly while I shook and trembled, stifling laughter at lifes absurdity.
And now Grandma was dead. I didnt know what to say.
Dont you find it upsetting?
Of course.
But I didnt think it was upsetting. I thought it was just normal. People get old and die. Grandma had looked forward to dying. She wanted to die. So it definitely wasnt upsetting; if she were alive, shed be very pleased to be dead. Its one thing when people die young or from a terrible disease like my uncle Gulli, who got lung cancer. But even he was fairly old. It was still miserable, though. I was actually almost glad that my grandmother was dead. It was what she wanted. I was more sorry we werent going abroad together. Death has three stages. The first is the physical death, which occurs when the heart ceases beating. The second stage is the wake, when friends and relatives see the dead person for the last time. The third and final stage of death is when someone mentions the name of the deceased for the final time.
Funerals are weird rituals. Death unites people. Its like the pain of having lost someone to death stops being rote and distant suddenly, its present and for real. Peoples eyes meet, they cry together, and embrace one another. At a funeral, people reveal sides of themselves they never show anywhere else, except perhaps at home, behind closed doors. They openly weep in front of each other. They give deep hugs, even if theyre not the kind of people who usually embrace. At Christmas and birthdays, everyone says hello with a handshake. Not at funerals. Death draws forth the life in people, forcing them to take down their masks and show their true faces. People who havent spoken in years start talking to one another again facing death, people often realize that their everyday concerns are inconsequential. Old enemies make truces and new friendships blossom. Death is something we all share. He ambushes us all. Eventually. No matter how rich, beautiful, or strong we are. No one escapes death.
I went to several funerals over the years. Many of Mom and Dads siblings have died. I preferred being at funerals with Moms family. Especially once people start drinking toasts: theyd begin to laugh and tell stories about the deceased.
I was never aware of Mom or Dad expressing grief. Id never seen them cry from grief. Perhaps theyd both seen so much sorrow over the years that theyd stopped being affected by it. Maybe they were just mourning in their own way. Mom would be silent and reflective. Shed sit and listen to the radio, chain-smoking. She was quite the tough cookie. She didnt wear her emotions on her sleeve she always tried to take lifes shocks with equanimity. Dad just got even weirder than normal. Hed seen and experienced so much unpleasant stuff at work for the police. For example, hed come across dead people who had either killed themselves or been murdered. He was repeatedly the first man on the scene after a terrible accident or fracas. He sometimes told me about it. Once, he told me about a time he went looking for a man whod been up in the mountains in winter. Because of the roads and the weather, they didnt find him until spring. When Dad found him, finally, ravens had eaten his face. The poor man completely lacked ears, eyes, and a mouth. Dad also told me about a friend of his, another police officer, who was locked in an isolation unit with an insane man. Dad was supposed to relieve him and take the next shift, but when he arrived, the psychotic had beaten his friend and colleague to death. Dad had been struck by the silence that met him when he arrived at work, and felt it was odd. Hed expected to hear the men talking. When he didnt hear anything at all from inside the cell, he called his colleagues name but got no response. When he went into the cell, he found the miserable spectacle of his friend lying dead on the floor, covered in blood, and the psychotic guy sitting motionless on the bed. Dad often told me stories like that from work. I had no idea, though, why he told them to me. They didnt have a moral or message. Dad never felt the need to talk to anyone about the terrible things hed experienced at work he simply said that he was always able to forget. But he never did forget those experiences. Perhaps he believed hed put them behind him, but no: the events remained vivid for him.
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