Rob Doyle - Here Are the Young Men

A confession without confessing. Admission without consequence.

Guilty. Its all true. We did these things.

Im sorry.

Crucial details have been smudged: were sorry and we dont want to be punished.

The boys name, for instance. If I told you, and youre from Dublin, and youre of a certain age, youd probably remember.

Im sorry I mean, I want to be.

This is all true. We did these things. This is all reality.

If its not broken I chanted silently in rhythm to our steps then break it. If its broken, dont fix it. If its fixed, break it again, break it more, wreck it. Wreck everything, and for no reason whatsoever

We came to a stop.

Cocker drained his can of Coke and threw it on the ground. It rattled for a bit and then was still. We looked at it, the empty can. A breeze blew in across the grey stones of the beach, gusting the can a few feet along the seafront walkway.

Give us a light, I said.

Cocker lit my cigarette. Then he pulled up his hood and shivered. Poppers would be good, he said.

I didnt respond.

He drew on his cigarette. After a moment he said again, Itd be good if we had some poppers.

But we dont, I replied.

He said nothing.

Those two tall, red and white towers were on the horizon, kind of hazy in the cold morning light. There was some sun but it was a greyish day. I didnt mind. I liked grey days. So did Cocker. He told me that once, while we were on top of the hill in Killiney, looking out at the sea. Fucking freezing up there, itd been. Wed had poppers that time, and two daddy-naggins of a type of vodka called The Count: Big Force! that wed bought at an offo out there but Id never seen again.

What do ye want to do? said Cocker after a while.

Yer ma.

We walked along the seafront a little, though not because we were going anywhere. It was the force of inertia that moved us. That was a concept Id picked up in one of Mr Ryans science classes. It was sort of poetic.

The wind was picking up again, not that strong but cold, bracing. I shivered, pulled my bomber jacket close around my neck, focusing my eyes on the warm glowing dot of ember and ash at the end of my cigarette, lovely against the grey, like a telly in a window down some rainy street.

Theres nothing to do, I muttered. But there was a sudden gust and my words were lost. It was better that way, I reckoned. What use was there in drawing attention to these things?

The red and white towers loomed in the distance. The Poolbeg Towers, wasnt that what they were called? I didnt even know what they were for.

What are the towers for? I asked Cocker.

What towers?

The fuckin Poolbeg Towers. The two towers up there in front of ye. What are they for?

Industry, maybe, said Cocker vaguely, looking elsewhere.

A while later he said, So here we are then, our first taste of freedom. He gave a low whistle.

Id thought Id be more excited. Wed finished the last exam of our Leaving Cert, and now school, Irish, physics, and all the rest of it was behind us for good. I just craved a packet of crisps salt and vinegar.

Rez and Kearney will be finished soon, said Cocker.

And Jen, I said.

We sat on a deserted pier and watched the foamy grey sea spewing driftwood and six-pack rings on to stones that were dark from the wet; shiny whenever the sun cut through the murk. Wed arranged to meet the others in Killiney later, so we could all get fucked and finally pay a visit to Bono. I lit another cigarette. Cocker was trying to smoke one through his nose, just for a laugh. I saw a ship in the distance. A seagull flew into a wind that pushed hard against it, so that it hung stationary in mid-air.

Cocker watched the bird for a while, hanging in the sky. Why do ye think yer man killed himself? he said. He was talking about Stephen Horrigan again the fella whod been found hanging in our school on the last day of classes, a couple of weeks ago. A former pupil, he was. Some fifth year had found him when he entered his classroom that morning. Horrigan was swinging in the doorframe, his eyes bulging and staring right at you. The rumour was that he was on a boner. By the end of the day there were drawings of him all over the school, on blackboards, desks, everywhere. I wished Id seen him, though not much.

Who knows, I said.

But Cocker was insistent, really thinking hard about it. But, like, what if thats it, though, thats whats in store for us? he said. I mean, like, maybe he did it that way as a sort of warnin or whatever. Like to say, Youse lads will be finished school in just a week or two, and look, heres the way it goes after that, this is the fuckin final destination or whatever. Ye know what I mean? Like a warnin.

Ah, I dont know, Cocker. Maybe he had other problems that ye dont know about. Theres probably more to it than just that the world is rubbish.

Yeah, Cocker muttered, unconvinced. After a while he said, Suicide, and then whistled, reverting to his usual, unworried manner. Its a strange, strange thing.

I let those fairly pointless words fade away. I looked out along the grey murky coastline, towards Bray.

Around one oclock I perked up and said: Lets get a couple of naggins and get fuckin wasted! Wasted was my new favourite word for fucked. Later I would start to use annihilated, or mangled, or destroyed. But for now, wasted was the word.

Once the idea the inevitable idea had been expressed, there would be no satisfaction at all until we got our hands on some alcohol and started getting wrecked, even earlier than wed intended. Everything felt empty, drained, horribly boring. I needed a high, something to make it less oppressive.

Well have to go into the town and find someone to buy it for us, said Cocker with a businesslike air. He had been trying to skim stones on the waves. All of them had plopped into the foam on first contact and vanished.

We couldnt buy the vodka ourselves because we were still in our school uniforms. Otherwise, we might have been okay. I had just turned seventeen, and looked seventeen. Cocker had turned seventeen just before me, but with the height of him he could pass for eighteen, or maybe not.

Cmon then, I said. We got up and walked towards the town. Cocker started humming the bassline from Shes Lost Control into the cold wind. We talked about the coming weekend. The plan was to get fucked on the Sunday night, not to mention the Saturday and Friday. Primal Scream were playing in the Olympia on Sunday. We were planning to try E for the first time. No doubt all our mas and das would soon be hassling us to go and get jobs. Wed be mad not to have one mental weekend first.

Go on and call yer man, said Cocker. See if he really can get us some of these happy love pills. We were supposed to be cynical about ecstasy because of our punk-rock attitude, but curiosity was winning the day.

Okay. I took a crumpled scrap of paper from my pocket and unfurled it. SCAG, it said, followed by a phone number Id gotten from Rezs older cousin, Patrick. Scagll sort yis out, hed said.

Cocker watched as I took out my phone. I dialled the number.

Half an hour later, having arranged to pick up the E in a couple of days, and then gone and bought a litre of cheap vodka, we left the leafy little suburb with the posh oul ones, walked back to the seafront, and sat on the pier. It was still deserted, windswept. A big fat rat scuttled up from the rocks down the side of the pier and vanished down a black crack. I imagined all the rats having some kind of meeting down there, like in a cartoon. In my mind all the rats spoke in Cockney gangster accents.